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Clips from Juno (2007)

"My mom is inside."
Juno (2007)
"What does that even mean?"
Juno (2007)
"I've been thinking."
Juno (2007)
"I was thinking I could, like, have this baby"
Juno (2007)
"and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it."
Juno (2007)
"You know, like, a woman with a bum ovary"
Juno (2007)
"or a couple nice lesbos."
Juno (2007)
"But then you're gonna get, like, huge."
Juno (2007)
"And your chest is gonna milktate."
Juno (2007)
"And you're gonna have to, like... tell people"
Juno (2007)
"that you're pregnant."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah, but maybe they'll, like, canonize me"
Juno (2007)
"for being so selfless."
Juno (2007)
"Or maybe they'll, like, totally shit"
Juno (2007)
"and be really, really mad and not let you graduate"
Juno (2007)
"or go to Cabo for spring break."
Juno (2007)
"I was gonna go to Gettysburg with Bleeker anyway."
Juno (2007)
"You should look at adoption ads."
Juno (2007)
"I see them all the time in the PennySaver."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"It's... it's, like, totally legit."
Juno (2007)
"Mm. "Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple"
Juno (2007)
"have found true love with each other." Aw."
Juno (2007)
"Juno, you're totally not even listening to me."
Juno (2007)
"No, I heard you."
Juno (2007)
"I just, like, I don't want to give the baby"
Juno (2007)
"- Why? - Well, I don't know,"
Juno (2007)
"I just want someone a little more edgier."
Juno (2007)
"I was thinking more like... graphic designer, mid-30s,"
Juno (2007)
"dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar."
Juno (2007)
"Okay."
Juno (2007)
""Educated, successful couple seeking"
Juno (2007)
""infant to join our family of five."
Juno (2007)
""You will be compensated."
Juno (2007)
"Help us complete the circle of love.""
Juno (2007)
"- Yeesh. - That sounds great."
Juno (2007)
"And, besides, they already have three kids."
Juno (2007)
"You know, they're just like greedy little bitches."
Juno (2007)
"and they were beautiful even in black and white."
Juno (2007)
"Uh, no, I don't think so."
Juno (2007)
"But it's breakfast for supper."
Juno (2007)
"It's your favorite, Paul."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"She's just..."
Juno (2007)
"different."
Juno (2007)
"Hon, did you get expelled?"
Juno (2007)
"No, the school would most likely contact you"
Juno (2007)
"in the event of my expulsion."
Juno (2007)
"Legal counsel?"
Juno (2007)
"I'm not... I'm not asking for anything."
Juno (2007)
"Except for maybe mercy."
Juno (2007)
"Well, what have you done, June bug?"
Juno (2007)
"Did you hit someone with the Previa?"
Juno (2007)
"Dude, I think it's best to just tell them."
Juno (2007)
"I'm pregnant."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, God."
Juno (2007)
"And I already found the perfect couple."
Juno (2007)
"They're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everything."
Juno (2007)
"And-and... what, 30, er, odd weeks,"
Juno (2007)
"we can just pretend that this never happened."
Juno (2007)
"You're pregnant?"
Juno (2007)
"I have heartburn that is radiating my kneecaps,"
Juno (2007)
"and I haven't taken a dump since... Wednesday."
Juno (2007)
"Morning."
Juno (2007)
"Who is the kid?"
Juno (2007)
"The baby? I don't really know much about it"
Juno (2007)
"other than... I mean, it has fingernails,"
Juno (2007)
"- allegedly. - Nails? Really."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"who is the father, Juno?"
Juno (2007)
"Um..."
Juno (2007)
"It's... it's Paulie Bleeker."
Juno (2007)
"Paulie Bleeker?"
Juno (2007)
"What?"
Juno (2007)
"I know, right?"
Juno (2007)
"No, it's not."
Juno (2007)
"And you know, Paulie is actually great"
Juno (2007)
"In chair."
Juno (2007)
"You're thinking about adoption?"
Juno (2007)
"Yeah, yeah, and it, there's this couple"
Juno (2007)
"they haven't had, you know,"
Juno (2007)
"they've been trying to have a kid for, like, five years."
Juno (2007)
"And they have"
Juno (2007)
"a legitimate lawyer"
Juno (2007)
"to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds."
Juno (2007)
"That was once, and she did not die, if you recall."
Juno (2007)
"Honey, had you considered"
Juno (2007)
"you know... the alternative?"
Juno (2007)
"you're a little Viking."
Juno (2007)
"First things first."
Juno (2007)
"You need prenatal vitamins."
Juno (2007)
"Incidentally, they do incredible things"
Juno (2007)
"Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment."
Juno (2007)
"Juno, I'm coming with you to meet this... adoption couple."
Juno (2007)
"by a couple of baby-starved wing nuts."
Juno (2007)
"Thanks, Dad."
Juno (2007)
"Boy, I thought you were the kind of girl"
Juno (2007)
"I don't really know what kind of girl I am."
Juno (2007)
"You think this is my fault?"
Juno (2007)
"And I think June bug was a dummy about it, Mac."
Juno (2007)
"I am not ready to be a Pop Pop."
Juno (2007)
"You're not gonna be a Pop Pop."
Juno (2007)
"Somebody else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus"
Juno (2007)
"in this garbage dump of a situation."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs."
Juno (2007)
"That was my first instinct, too, or a DWI."
Juno (2007)
"Anything but this."
Juno (2007)
"And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener"
Juno (2007)
"next time I see him."
Juno (2007)
"You know it wasn't his idea."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"Hi."
Juno (2007)
"I'm Vanessa. You must be Juno."
Juno (2007)
"It's, uh, Vanessa, right? Is that..."
Juno (2007)
"over to your house."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, no, thank you. Thank you."
Juno (2007)
"Can I take your coat or your hat?"
Juno (2007)
"Oh, wicked pic in the PennySaver, by the way."
Juno (2007)
"Super classy, not like those people"
Juno (2007)
"Honestly, who do they think they're fooling?"
Juno (2007)
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