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Clips from Juno (2007)

"You found us in the PennySaver?"
Juno (2007)
"Hi. Mark Loring. I'm the husband."
Juno (2007)
"How you doing?"
Juno (2007)
"- Mac MacGuff. - Nice to meet you. Hi."
Juno (2007)
"Gerta Rauss."
Juno (2007)
"And this, of course, is Juno."
Juno (2007)
"Like the city in Alaska."
Juno (2007)
"No."
Juno (2007)
"No?"
Juno (2007)
"Well, I thought I'd get some drinks."
Juno (2007)
"What would anyone like?"
Juno (2007)
"I have Pellegrino or vitamin water or..."
Juno (2007)
"orange juice with..."
Juno (2007)
"I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up."
Juno (2007)
"She's kidding."
Juno (2007)
"I'll sit down."
Juno (2007)
"So, Juno, first off, how far along are you?"
Juno (2007)
"I'm a junior."
Juno (2007)
"No, I mean, in your pregnancy."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, right."
Juno (2007)
"Um, well, actually my stepmom"
Juno (2007)
"took me yesterday to the doctor, and they said I was 12 weeks."
Juno (2007)
"So you're into your second trimester."
Juno (2007)
"Uh... yeah."
Juno (2007)
"Apparently. I'm due on May fourth."
Juno (2007)
"Great."
Juno (2007)
"My girlfriends tell me"
Juno (2007)
"that the first couple of months are the hardest."
Juno (2007)
"Uh, I'm more concerned about when they have to put"
Juno (2007)
"that, like, elastic band, you know,"
Juno (2007)
"in the front of my jeans."
Juno (2007)
"I think pregnancy's beautiful."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, you're lucky it's not you."
Juno (2007)
"Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thing."
Juno (2007)
"What do you mean, don't I just"
Juno (2007)
"have the thing, squeeze it on out and hand it over?"
Juno (2007)
"Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption."
Juno (2007)
"Uh, wait,"
Juno (2007)
"what does that mean?"
Juno (2007)
"It means they'd send annual updates, photos,"
Juno (2007)
"let Juno know how the baby is doing."
Juno (2007)
"As he, or she, grows up."
Juno (2007)
"Can't we just, like, kick this old school?"
Juno (2007)
"send it your way, like Moses in the reeds?"
Juno (2007)
"Exactly. Right?"
Juno (2007)
"Do you know what I mean?"
Juno (2007)
"Like in the good old days, when it was quick and dirty."
Juno (2007)
"Well, then... we all agree?"
Juno (2007)
"A traditional closed adoption"
Juno (2007)
"would be best for all involved."
Juno (2007)
"Shit. Yes."
Juno (2007)
"Obviously we"
Juno (2007)
"Are you looking for any other type of compensation?"
Juno (2007)
"Excuse me?"
Juno (2007)
"What? No."
Juno (2007)
"I just... I want..."
Juno (2007)
"I mean, I-I'm in high school."
Juno (2007)
"Dude, I'm-I'm just... I'm ill-equipped."
Juno (2007)
"Well, you're doing a beautiful"
Juno (2007)
"and a selfless thing for us."
Juno (2007)
"Vanessa's wanted a baby ever since we got married."
Juno (2007)
"I want to be a mommy so badly."
Juno (2007)
"You don't say."
Juno (2007)
"Have you ever felt like you were just born to do something?"
Juno (2007)
"There you go."
Juno (2007)
"I was born to be a mother."
Juno (2007)
"Some of us are."
Juno (2007)
"How about you, Mark? Are you, uh..."
Juno (2007)
"looking forward to being a dad?"
Juno (2007)
"Mmm. Betcha."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"Every guy wants to be a father,"
Juno (2007)
"and help out with the science fair..."
Juno (2007)
"Maybe Gerta could take us through"
Juno (2007)
"the preliminary documents that you've drawn up."
Juno (2007)
"could I use the facilities first?"
Juno (2007)
"'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit."
Juno (2007)
"Sure. The downstairs bathroom's being retiled,"
Juno (2007)
"but if you go upstairs"
Juno (2007)
"and then to the right and to the..."
Juno (2007)
"Is she all right?"
Juno (2007)
"Sorry. I didn't expect to see you up here."
Juno (2007)
"Just came up to get something."
Juno (2007)
"Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?"
Juno (2007)
"Oh, yeah. That supposed to make me feel... happy?"
Juno (2007)
"You should feel happy, homes."
Juno (2007)
"I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life..."
Juno (2007)
"and you don't even have to be there"
Juno (2007)
"- when it comes out all covered in, um... - Viscera."
Juno (2007)
"Uh... Whoa!"
Juno (2007)
"Is that a Les Paul?"
Juno (2007)
"Yes, it is."
Juno (2007)
"Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff."
Juno (2007)
"She gave you your own room in... in... in..."
Juno (2007)
"in your whole house for your... for your stuff?"
Juno (2007)
"Wow. She's got you on a long leash there, Mark."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, it's beautiful!"
Juno (2007)
"You know, I always loved Gibson more than Fender. Like, just..."
Juno (2007)
"What do you play?"
Juno (2007)
"Um... I rock a Harmony."
Juno (2007)
"Oh."
Juno (2007)
"And what happens if you crack the neck?"
Juno (2007)
"in this real tight band when I lived in Chicago, and this"
Juno (2007)
"one night we opened up for the Melvins,"
Juno (2007)
"and I busted that thing right onstage. It cost me $800"
Juno (2007)
"just to get it fixed."
Juno (2007)
"Whoa. So... so when was that? Was that, like...?"
Juno (2007)
"93. Best time for rock-n-roll."
Juno (2007)
"Nuh-uh!"
Juno (2007)
"'77! Are you...?"
Juno (2007)
"- What?! - Punk, volume number one!"
Juno (2007)
"You're crazy."
Juno (2007)
"You weren't there."
Juno (2007)
"You weren't even alive!"
Juno (2007)
"What's that?"
Juno (2007)
"It's a Pilates machine."
Juno (2007)
"You don't make anything."
Juno (2007)
"Yeah, my wife ordered one of those, uh..."
Juno (2007)
"Tony Little "Gazelles" off the TV."
Juno (2007)
"You know, from the guy with the ponytail?"
Juno (2007)
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