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Clips from Juno (2007)

"into, like, the perfect cheerleaders, you know?"
Juno (2007)
"Me, too!"
Juno (2007)
"I love Woody Allen."
Juno (2007)
"All right, all right."
Juno (2007)
"All right, people,"
Juno (2007)
"we're doing chromatography lab today."
Juno (2007)
"So find your partners and break into groups of four."
Juno (2007)
"Well, there's nothing like experimenting."
Juno (2007)
"the prep questions for this lab last night."
Juno (2007)
"So you can just copy my answers if you..."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, I couldn't copy your work."
Juno (2007)
"You copy my work every week."
Juno (2007)
"I think you definitely bring something to the table."
Juno (2007)
"Charisma."
Juno (2007)
"So who's ready"
Juno (2007)
"so I can't really look at bright lights today."
Juno (2007)
"to the infirmary and lie down."
Juno (2007)
"You never listen."
Juno (2007)
"- not from you and not from any man. - You've been acting"
Juno (2007)
"like this ever since I got back"
Juno (2007)
"from visiting my brother in Mankato."
Juno (2007)
"Um, Juno, do you want to plug in the Bunsen burner?"
Juno (2007)
"- It's my pleasure. - I'm going to the infirmary."
Juno (2007)
"Good. Call me when you get off the rag."
Juno (2007)
"instead of cheat at your brother's college"
Juno (2007)
"just because you had four Smirnoff Ices"
Juno (2007)
"and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored Boone's."
Juno (2007)
"Good, Amanda, I'll be sure to do that."
Juno (2007)
"I'll make a note of it."
Juno (2007)
"I've actually heard that"
Juno (2007)
"the snow peak peach flavor"
Juno (2007)
"is the best flavor of Boone's."
Juno (2007)
"Isn't that right, Bleek?"
Juno (2007)
"Oprima el n�mero dos."
Juno (2007)
"Hey, yeah, um,"
Juno (2007)
"What?"
Juno (2007)
"Y... okay, yeah, now I can..."
Juno (2007)
"I-I need an abortion."
Juno (2007)
"Mind you, that's just, like, a guesstimation."
Juno (2007)
"Ugh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active.""
Juno (2007)
"What does it even mean?"
Juno (2007)
"That I, like, deactivate someday?"
Juno (2007)
"Or is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing?"
Juno (2007)
"I guess Bleeker went live that night we did it, I guess,"
Juno (2007)
"Should've seen this octopus furnace at work."
Juno (2007)
"My dad used to be in the army,"
Juno (2007)
"He and my mom got divorced when I was, like, five"
Juno (2007)
"and she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona"
Juno (2007)
"Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus"
Juno (2007)
"And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, coyote ugly."
Juno (2007)
"That's my stepmom, Bren."
Juno (2007)
"She's completely obsessed with dogs,"
Juno (2007)
"owns a nail salon"
Juno (2007)
"So, Juno, how was your little maneuver last night?"
Juno (2007)
"Which maneuver, sir?"
Juno (2007)
"The one where I move an entire living room set"
Juno (2007)
"from one lawn to the other or the one where I downed"
Juno (2007)
"a 64-ounce blue Slushee in ten minutes."
Juno (2007)
"Juno,"
Juno (2007)
"did you by any chance barf in my urn?"
Juno (2007)
"Mac, you know that nice urn by the front door,"
Juno (2007)
"the one I got up in Stillwater?"
Juno (2007)
"There was some blue shit..."
Juno (2007)
"I mean, gunk,"
Juno (2007)
"stuff in there this morning."
Juno (2007)
"I would never barf in your urn, Brenda."
Juno (2007)
"I mean, maybe LB did it."
Juno (2007)
"I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt."
Juno (2007)
"All babies want to get borned."
Juno (2007)
"All babies"
Juno (2007)
"want to get borned."
Juno (2007)
"All babies want to get borned."
Juno (2007)
"All..."
Juno (2007)
"Hey, Su-Chin."
Juno (2007)
"Oh. Hi, Juno."
Juno (2007)
"How are you?"
Juno (2007)
"Um..."
Juno (2007)
"So, did you... did you write that paper"
Juno (2007)
"No, not yet."
Juno (2007)
"I tried to work on it a little last night,"
Juno (2007)
"Oh, well, I'll sell you some of my Adderall, if you..."
Juno (2007)
"No, thanks."
Juno (2007)
"I'm off pills."
Juno (2007)
"It's a wise choice."
Juno (2007)
"she had this, like, crazy freak-out"
Juno (2007)
"And she just, like, ripped off her clothes"
Juno (2007)
"and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall,"
Juno (2007)
"and was like, "Bligh, I'm a kraken from the sea!""
Juno (2007)
"I heard that was you."
Juno (2007)
"Your baby probably has a beating heart, you know."
Juno (2007)
"It can feel pain."
Juno (2007)
"And it has fingernails!"
Juno (2007)
"Fingernails? Really?"
Juno (2007)
"Welcome to Women Now, where women are trusted friends."
Juno (2007)
"Hey, I'm here for the big show."
Juno (2007)
"Juno MacGuff."
Juno (2007)
"She thinks I'm using a fake name,"
Juno (2007)
"like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa."
Juno (2007)
"and don't skip the hairy details."
Juno (2007)
"Would you like a free condom?"
Juno (2007)
"They're boysenberry."
Juno (2007)
"No, I'm... I'm off sex right now."
Juno (2007)
"smell like pie."
Juno (2007)
"All babies want to get borned."
Juno (2007)
"God appreciates your miracle!"
Juno (2007)
"Dude, what are you doing here?"
Juno (2007)
"I'm supposed to come get you at 4:00."
Juno (2007)
"Couldn't do it, Leah."
Juno (2007)
"It smelled like a dentist's office in there."
Juno (2007)
"And there were these horrible magazines"
Juno (2007)
"with water stains."
Juno (2007)
"And then the friggin' receptionist"
Juno (2007)
"is trying to get me to take these condoms"
Juno (2007)
"about her friggin' boyfriend's pie balls."
Juno (2007)
"Ooh, yum."
Juno (2007)
"Oh, and then Su-Chin was there. Yeah."
Juno (2007)
"And she was like, "Oh, hi. Babies have fingernails.""
Juno (2007)
"Fingernails."
Juno (2007)
"I'm staying pregnant, Leah."
Juno (2007)
"Dude! You got to keep your voice down, okay?"
Juno (2007)
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