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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Brain Scramblies (S02E02)

"My mother gave it to me."
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"She said, um, "I can't wait to see you wear this"
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"for the rest of your life every minute of every day.""
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"And then, honestly, the next day,"
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"walked out the house and bam-- bear."
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"Mama, scream for me if you're here."
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"That is worse than a bible-- that burns my eyes."
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"Mama?"
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"Mama!"
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"COLIN: Sure, the guys on the field are having a good time today,"
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"but they're not gonna be havingsuch a good time in 20 years."
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"That's when they'll have"
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"applesauce sloshing around in their skulls."
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"Has anyone heard the ancient screams of a very large woman?"
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"ANNOUNCER: What a throw by..."
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"-The halftime show--"
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"a lot of people consider that to be the highlight."
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"I like the commercials."
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"I like to see what they come up with for the Clydesdales"
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"-each year. -All right, bros, who's ready"
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"for piping-hot nachos fresh from the microwave?"
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"FRANK: Uh, Sean, those are batteries."
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"LASZLO: It is possible to over-hypnotize,"
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"and I fear"
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"that's what we've done with Sean."
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"You see, there's various levels of over-hypnosis."
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"If it's not too serious, it's what's called "Weak Brain.""
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"If it's slightly worrying, it's called "Thoughtless Sallies.""
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"And if it's a fucking nightmare and you can forget about him,"
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"it's "Brain Scramblies.""
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Go, go, yeah, no, oh, come on!"
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"How is that a yellow card?! Are you kidding me?!"
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"Typically, when a vampire turnsa human's brain into pudding"
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"from over-hypnosis,"
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"the proper etiquette is"
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"to put them out of their misery..."
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"by murdering them."
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"We're not gonna kill him."
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"It goes against our non-killing agreement."
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"Yes, but it is now necessary to do"
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"the humane thing and rip Sean's head off."
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"-Uh, not now."
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"We are taking a human shit together."
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"-Uh... -Have either of you two seen"
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"a jade necklace containing the bloodcurdling screams"
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"of my dead mother in here?"
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"Eh... oh, maybe check behind"
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"the Andy Garcia cross-stitch."
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"SEAN: No soap? Radio?"
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"Ha, bowling ball."
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"Nandor wants to kill Sean 'causehe's got the Brain Scramblies."
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"Well, then Nandor is correct."
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"Have you gone soft, my sweet syrup pie?"
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"No, my sweet syrup pie, I've gone hard."
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"-'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal."
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"He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier."
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"He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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"Laszlo, this is clearly what must be done."
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"Oh, Yahtzee!"
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"For Sean's own sake."
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"I'll go get my head-ripping gloves."
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"No, no, no, hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"We're not animals."
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"Let's give him one last night to remember."
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"One magical night on Earth before we..."
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""whack" him."
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"Well, okay, yes, that is fair."
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"I can feel it, guys."
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"I mean, I really think we are, like,"
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"this close to finding our first vampire."
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"-Yes. -Wait, so you guys"
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"have never actually..."
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"met or seen a real vampire."
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"Well, come on, it's not like they're just"
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"walking around in broad daylight, you know?"
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"-Yeah. -Throwing a football in the park."
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"-Seriously. -Running errands."
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"-Yeah. -Going to the bank."
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"-Eating a pretzel. -Yeah."
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"-Walking a dog... -SHANICE: I have."
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"My roommate"
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"was turned"
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"by a vampire."
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"And became a vampire."
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"She died right in front of my eyes."
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"But then she came back to life."
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"What the fuck?!"
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"But she was different, sick..."
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"unnatural."
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"And eventually she just..."
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"vanished."
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"Her future was so bright."
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"She was such a brilliant LARPer."
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"GUILLERMO: I think Shanice and I"
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"might have a mutual friend."
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"Small world."
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"This is the life."
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"Hanging out with my three favorite gerbils."
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"I only have one question-- are we inside or outside?"
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"-You need to focus, Sean. -Huh?"
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"And enjoy the most magical night of your life."
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"Hold tight."
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"What? Whoa... How are you doing this?!"
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"How are you doing this?!"
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"What's going on now?!"
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"Oh, God, no! Mother Mary!"
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"-Wait for us. -Here we come."
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, no, no! Fuck me!"
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"LASZLO: Now that you've experienced"
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"the pleasure of flying,"
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"enjoy the marvel of transfiguration."
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"What?"
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"Bat!"
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"Whoa! Where'd that asshole go?!"
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"Oh, God! Get off!"
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"Look at that, he's having a lovely time."
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"-He loves this. -No, get out of my hair!"
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"Get out of my hair! Get...!"
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