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Clips from Family Guy - The Story on Page One (S02E02)

"or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and..."
Family Guy
"Where the hell would I keep it? In my diaper? Get outta here, you hobo!"
Family Guy
"All right, now, we gotta be very crafty so Luke Perry doesn't recognise us."
Family Guy
"Oh. Huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right."
Family Guy
"Oh!"
Family Guy
"- Sir, you look familiar. - Yeah, I'm that guy you wish you were."
Family Guy
"You're really gonna try and seduce Luke Perry?"
Family Guy
"Listen, Brian, I'd take a bullet for Meg so I'm sure I can take a... Here he is."
Family Guy
"- Thirsty? - No."
Family Guy
"But how am I ever gonna spread it on my rippling back and thighs?"
Family Guy
"Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people."
Family Guy
"- Hi, honey. How was school? - Just great."
Family Guy
"I can't even say my name without people asking me if I made it up."
Family Guy
"- How could Dad do this to me? - Aw, honey, he wasn't doing it to you."
Family Guy
"He was doing it for you. He knows how much you want to go to Brown."
Family Guy
"There's no way I'm gonna get in now. I'm a felon."
Family Guy
"It's a civil matter. Don't worry. Your father will straighten everything out."
Family Guy
"Come on. Let's go get our nails done. Chris, take care of Stewie."
Family Guy
"- Five Seasons hotel. - Hey there. You mind if I share a ride?"
Family Guy
"- Uh, I don't think so, pal. - Oh, my God, I know you!"
Family Guy
"You're Luke Perry! You were great in Rain Man."
Family Guy
"- Uh, that was Tom Cruise. - Not in this movie theatre it wasn't."
Family Guy
"Come to my house so I can take a picture of you in a gay pose."
Family Guy
"- Dinner? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Listen, I gotta get going."
Family Guy
"Oh, God! I'm sorry. You know what's good for getting wine out?"
Family Guy
"But I am not. And even if I was... Come on, I'm Luke Perry."
Family Guy
"I can get a much better gay guy than you."
Family Guy
"See, Meg? I told you your father would explain about the article."
Family Guy
"Meg? Meg Griffin?"
Family Guy
"- Uh, Peter, I think it's time for plan B. - Way ahead of you, Brian."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, I packed my own backup chute."
Family Guy
"Aw, crap."
Family Guy
"This is all my fault. I was just trying to help my daughter get onto the school newspaper."
Family Guy
"You know what it's like to be a teenager."
Family Guy
"- You've been playing one for 30 years. - Won't you drop the lawsuit, please, Dylan?"
Family Guy
"Ah, what the hell. But, hey, you gotta print the real story."
Family Guy
"And this time I wanna talk to the real reporter."
Family Guy
"- Let's go, Meg. - See, Meg?"
Family Guy
"Things work out if you do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Daddy. Come on, Luke. I got my computer in my room."
Family Guy
"Meg, keep your door open."
Family Guy
"I wanted to give you a copy of my daughter's article."
Family Guy
"- Listen, thanks for the... - Uh, Peter, I'm kind of busy."
Family Guy
"Oh! Uh, yeah. That's OK. Well, uh, thank..."
Family Guy
"So, where were we?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah. Whatever."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"but I'll find the culprits if it costs me a million."
Family Guy
"Splendid."
Family Guy
"Dah!"
Family Guy
"Way to go, Meg!"
Family Guy
"OK, as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Luke Perry!"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"That was so sweet. It was wicked, awesome."
Family Guy
"Well, let's take the old boy out for a spin. Eyes open!"
Family Guy
"Argh!"
Family Guy
"Mission accomplished, Peter."
Family Guy
"All right, now walk up to the counter."
Family Guy
"You! Here in the back!"
Family Guy
"Go!"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"So, what do you think of this "music television"?"
Family Guy
"- Oh! Argh! - Argh!"
Family Guy
"Stop the presses! It's Meg!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Well, I bought him and I've been saving him for a time like this. Surprise!"
Family Guy