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Clips from Community (2009) - A Fistful of Paintballs (1) (S02E02)

"Guys, please. Okay, I don't even have a gun."
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"I wanna thank Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery"
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"aren't the only surprises today."
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"that this year will be different. So take it away, Pistol Patty."
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"I heard you never shoot an unarmed man."
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"Hold on. I have a plan."
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"That's pretty racist, man. That wasn't a no. I'm coming over."
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"Don't shoot!"
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"Does that guy even go to this school? He's really good-Iooking."
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"What are you, deputies of the stairwell? Fort Hawthorne."
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"Beats standing around waiting to get picked off by the Black Rider."
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"How long has it been? Five hours."
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"By the way, for you guys, taking a dump is on the house."
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"What if I told you guys I know where to find enough ammo"
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"For me,"
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"Ah. More juice, Miguel."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"Sorry, I get paid to shoot paintballs, honey, not the breeze."
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"Didn't he shoot you? He tried."
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"He's a bad shot too?"
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"Why does this keep happening?"
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"In there."
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"Dude, you have a problem."
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"You're my favorite, I don't wanna beat you."
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"Right."
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"So you can shoot me and play without me."
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"Look, if you're half the cool cowboy you pretend to be,"
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"you'll respect that we've got a situation playing out here"
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"You want me to call 911? Sucker!"
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"Son of a bitch, seriously? Told you, dude."
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"so my boss could keep his money."
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"I'm out of here, I got Coldplay tickets."
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"Coldplay?"
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"Anybody?"
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"No!"
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"Stay calm, everybody!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"- You can't outrun me. - I see you, fat-ass!"
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"No, don't shoot me!"
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"Isn't this against the rules? There's only one rule, Fat Neil."
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"The prize goes to the last man standing."
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"So to speak."
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"If you were a dude, you'd have my fist up your balls."
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"Thank you, Annie. Kick their guns to me."
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"Kick, don't reach. Hey."
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"Christina Reachy, I said kick."
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"Can't you leave me with a little something?"
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"We're friends, Annie, remember?"
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"We played Dungeons & Dragons together."
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"That was a game."
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"This is paintball."
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"- Let's gather round. - Okay, a couple of announcements."
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"for sponsoring our end-of-the-year picnic."
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"Now, free ice cream and that one guy having a heart attack"
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"We're gonna end this year with a quick game of Paintball Assassin."
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"Now, last year's big mistake was way too valuable a prize."
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"And I've been assured, huh,"
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"Howdy, folks. There's only one rule:"
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"Last man standing gets the prize. There's your guns."
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"And here's the prize: One hundred thousand dollars cash."
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"Go nuts!"
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"Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans."
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"Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed."
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"Seeing as I'm..."
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"eating your beans."
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"Jeff wants to see you. Yeah? And I want pants."
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"A lot of people want a lot of things."
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"It won't hurt to hear him out. We got a good spot in the library."
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"As safe as you are here, you'll be safer with us."
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"I see you! There they go!"
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"Math Club's gotten better since last year."
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"They were practicing while the rest of us went on dates."
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"Math Club?"
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"- Yeah? - I'm Asian. You guys Asian?"
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"Don't shoot me, shoot him. He's white and he's out of ammo."
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"Crap."
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"- See you, Abed. - Shoot Chang!"
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"- He defected to the Math Club. - Math rules!"
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"Forget it, just a waste of ammo."
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"Let's go grab their paint. Cool."
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"Yeah, I'm much safer with you guys. Milady."
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"- What do you want, Jeff? - Yikes."
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"Well, what do we all want?"
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"Ammo. How much you got left? A hundred thousand dollars worth."
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"- We're running low too. - Shut up, Abed."
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"I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten."
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"Are you proposing we join him? I'm proposing his ammo joins us."
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"You haven't changed. You think Pierce has?"
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"The guy's been a jerk all year. He's a jerk because we exclude him."
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"We exclude him because he's a jerk."
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"And the last time I checked, you were the last one feeling sorry about it."
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"I'm waiting for you guys to come around."
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"Likewise."
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"I am dead, bro. I'm dead."
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"Who wears spurs in paintball?"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"The guy that's gonna win."
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"Come on!"
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"Like network TV good-Iooking. See how big his guns were?"
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"Just marry him. Paintball is tough this year."
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"I agree."
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"Careful, you can't hit all three of us."
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"She won't have to."
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"Hey, Troy. Abed."
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"I thought you were dead. I thought you were dead."
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"Oh, right. By the power invested in us as deputies,"
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"we now pronounce you arrested."
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"There's a bounty on your head, my friend."
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"Pierce."
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"My forehead's not that big, right? Hm."
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"It's not small."
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"You let Pierce boss you around in exchange for paint pellets?"
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"Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent in this game so far."
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"He's created a safe zone where people can rest, eat and pump breast milk."
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"That sounds very nice of him."
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"Are you talking about the handsome blond cowboy with the big guns?"
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"Is that guy a student? Who is he? We call him the Black Rider."
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"But he's not really riding anything. Look, I don't name people, Annie."
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"I'm a deputy. I deputize."
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"You have to surrender your guns."
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