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Clips from Family Guy - North by North Quahog (S04E04)

"I don't know. I just don't feel that spark anymore."
Family Guy
"I mean, our honeymoon. So much rug burn!"
Family Guy
"Wait a second, Lois. That's what we need."
Family Guy
"Peter, that's a wonderful idea!"
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"Yeah. We'll be just like The Honeymooners!"
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"One of these days, Alice. One of these days..."
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"Yeah, yeah. I know, Ralph. Right to the moon."
Family Guy
"Well, that's everything. Now, remember, kids..."
Family Guy
"Brian is in charge while your father and I are out at Cape Cod."
Family Guy
"I'll take good care of them, Lois. You guys have a good time."
Family Guy
"- Be good. - Bye, Mom, I love you!"
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"Brian, if I choose to make stool in my pants right now..."
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"you're the only one here to change me."
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"- I said, I'm not going to change you. - You can't be serious."
Family Guy
"What if I make a fudgie?"
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"I just won't, that's all. I just won't."
Family Guy
"Chris, cut it out!"
Family Guy
"Brian, Chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger!"
Family Guy
"I swear to God, these kids are gonna make me put a bullet through my head."
Family Guy
"If I was in charge, we wouldn't be having this problem."
Family Guy
"How does it smell, dog? Does it smell like servitude?"
Family Guy
"Aft torpedoes, fire!"
Family Guy
"Lois?"
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"Hey, Lois, honey?"
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"Sweetheart?"
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"You're awake!"
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"- Hey, can you hand me the pretzels? - Here. Where are we?"
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"About two hours from Cape Cod's most luxurious bed and breakfast."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is gonna be wonderful."
Family Guy
"I'm so excited I want to prep my diaphragm now."
Family Guy
"Gross. Hey, why don't you go back to sleep?"
Family Guy
"Look at all those hamburgers."
Family Guy
"You can't eat all those hamburgers, you stupid fellow!"
Family Guy
"You hear me, you ridiculous man? You're..."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell is wrong with you? I fall asleep for 10 minutes..."
Family Guy
"and you plow the car into a tree?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! You got to pay attention to the road. We could have been killed!"
Family Guy
"I mean, look at the front of our car."
Family Guy
"It's totaled. It's completely totaled, Peter!"
Family Guy
"This is just terrific. How are we gonna get..."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"I knew I should have driven. I should always drive."
Family Guy
"I cannot trust you, Peter Griffin!"
Family Guy
"Dear God, this is where we're sleeping?"
Family Guy
"Come on, Lois. They said they'd have the car fixed by tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Peter, there's a hooker on the bed."
Family Guy
"- Hi. - Stand perfectly still, Lois."
Family Guy
"Their vision is based on movement."
Family Guy
"Where did you go?"
Family Guy
"And now back to Two and a Half Men."
Family Guy
"Kill me!"
Family Guy
"Turn it, Chris. I want to watch George Lopez."
Family Guy
"That show only furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny."
Family Guy
"- Give me that! - Chris, Give me the remote."
Family Guy
"- Chris, stop! - Stop doing that!"
Family Guy
"My hat!"
Family Guy
"Wear it now."
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"- Chris, give Meg her hat. - I don't have to listen to you."
Family Guy
"You're a dog! You don't have a soul!"
Family Guy
"Ow."
Family Guy
"Hey! Knock it off!"
Family Guy
"Look, you kids are obviously in need of some type of activity."
Family Guy
"Stewie, what does Peter have on his bookshelf?"
Family Guy
"Two Garfield books and the novelization of the movie Caddyshack."
Family Guy
""Mananananana," said Ty, sinking yet another ball."
Family Guy
"Thank God."
Family Guy
"Now, as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal."
Family Guy
"But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay."
Family Guy
"Or is he? Let's read on."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'll be there."
Family Guy
"tomorrow night. So, I guess it's up to me."
Family Guy
"You mean it's up to us. Clearly you need my help with this parenting thing."
Family Guy
"You're too stupid to do it alone."
Family Guy
"Besides, I know how to deal with children, unlike Mr. Geppetto."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. I dropped my glasses."
Family Guy
"Did you take it by any chance?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Papa Geppetto. I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"No, I took it, Papa. I wouldn't lie to you."
Family Guy
"You could try. Who knows? You might get away with it."
Family Guy
"$900 to fix the car."
Family Guy
"Look, Peter, this second honeymoon was a nice thought..."
Family Guy
"but maybe we should just go home."
Family Guy
"But first, Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa is on hand for the opening..."
Family Guy
"of Manhattan's newest luxury hotel."
Family Guy
"Diane, I am standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel..."
Family Guy
"because they don't allow Asians inside."
Family Guy
"Fancy place. Boy, that'd make some second honeymoon."
Family Guy
"The Park Barrington is already attracting some big names."
Family Guy
"Such as Christianity enthusiast Mel Gibson, who has his own room..."
Family Guy
"on permanent reserve. A room which he barely uses."
Family Guy
"Much better than that time I experimented with gene splicing."
Family Guy
"Lois, quick question. Do we have any Tylenol?"
Family Guy
"How I envy them, dog. They've got their whole lives ahead of them."
Family Guy
"Man, look at that kid. That is one ugly eighth grader."
Family Guy
"You don't want to hurt yourself dancing."
Family Guy
"Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings."
Family Guy
"Come on, Chris. It's just vodka."
Family Guy
"Well, okay. Maybe just one sip."
Family Guy
"Mister, you're in serious trouble."
Family Guy
"He's absolutely right, kids. Because when you drink, nobody wins."
Family Guy
"chronic liver disease as a result of alcohol abuse."
Family Guy
"G.I. Joe!"
Family Guy
"- Peter, we can't afford this. - No, but Mel Gibson can."
Family Guy
"You're Mel Gibson?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I've put on a few pounds for my next role."
Family Guy
"I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England..."
Family Guy
"- from the English. - Holy mackerel!"
Family Guy
"Peter, the toilet paper is made of money."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and look at this. They even got some of that high-class British porn."
Family Guy
"Almost. Almost. Almost."
Family Guy
"- There we are. - Well done."
Family Guy
"Did you think you were cool?"
Family Guy
"Did you think you were grown up?"
Family Guy
"Besides, Jake Tucker gave it to me."
Family Guy
"We are going to have a talk with Jake's parents tomorrow after my burping."
Family Guy
"And, in the meantime, you're grounded, Chris."
Family Guy
"Come on. That sucks!"
Family Guy
"If your teachers ask about your bruises, what do you tell them?"
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"- Mel! - Mel? Wait a minute."
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"You were fantasizing about Mel Gibson."
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