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Clips from Family Guy - North by North Quahog (S04E04)

"You don't find me attractive anymore."
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"Honey, I'm sorry. I know you're trying."
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"But you can't force the spark back into our marriage."
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"Well, then I guess this whole second honeymoon was a waste of time."
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"- Peter... - I don't want to talk about it!"
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"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now."
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"- Yes, yes we could. - But, let's not."
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"What? Oh, God, no."
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"No, no. I don't..."
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"I don't think so."
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"Do you?"
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"No, I just always feel badly when we have to be strict."
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"Well, what are we supposed to do, Lois?"
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"Just admit that there's no excitement left in our marriage?"
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"Go home and spend the rest of our lives looking at each other..."
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"- I love Total. - Actually, so do I."
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"And it's healthy for us, too. Oh, God! It's starting already!"
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"Lois, we are screwed."
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"Mel Gibson's secret screening room."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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"Where did he go?"
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"Hang on."
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"For the son of God, you sure are a son of a..."
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"Passion of the Christ 2:"
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"Crucify This."
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"- You know how to use one of these? - You know how to use one of these?"
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"This July, let he who is without sin..."
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"Well, not if I have anything to say about it!"
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"I am going to make sure this never sees the light of day."
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"is one thing, but this is a multi-million-dollar film."
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"And he's a very powerful man."
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"He could have us arrested or killed."
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"It's worth the risk, Lois."
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"To save the world another two hours of torture."
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"We gotta get rid of this thing for the sake of Jesus and Snoopy..."
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"and all the other beloved children's characters."
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"Let's go!"
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"Pardon me. We work for Mel Gibson."
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"Mr. Gibson just checked out a moment ago."
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"Lois, run!"
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"We never should have stolen this film."
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"Man, this is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit down."
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"Don't worry, Lois. I think I know how to lose them."
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"- Peter, what the hell are you doing? - Lois, trust me."
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"- How many times have I done this before? - All right, but be careful."
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"Okay, now, be polite. And for God's sake..."
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"don't mention anything about his kid's face."
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"I hope we don't wind up on the evening news 'cause of this."
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"You're funny."
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"Brian, please come in."
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"- Go to hell, Tom. - Already there, hon."
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"Yes, well, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka..."
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"This whole situation has just turned his whole life upside-down face."
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"It's no concern of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face."
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"- Look, Mr. Tucker, I... - We're through here."
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"Fine! If you're gonna be that way about it, maybe I'll do this."
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"- Yeah, look at this. - Stop that!"
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"- This is what Benji would do. - Stop doing that in my carpet!"
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"- Knock it off! Stop it! - That feels so good."
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"There's got to be a way to get back at Jake Tucker for what he did to Chris."
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"I know! Let's plant drugs in his locker."
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"- Oh, my God! That's a great idea. - Yeah, thought you'd like that."
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"Hey, look at that Yosemite Sam mud flap."
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"You had better stay back, Brian."
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"I think we lost them."
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"You stay here. I'm gonna go bury this film."
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"Well, Mel Gibson, this is one piece of crap..."
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"the world will never have to suffer through."
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"Well, that may be. But what we're all forgetting is..."
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"anyone who doesn't want to go to war is gay."
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"- I want to go to war. - Yes."
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"- We should definitely go. - Yes, we should totally go to war."
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"Peter!"
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"Lois!"
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"Don't take this personally, Mrs. Griffin. I'm doing this because I have to."
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"What are you gonna do to me?"
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"Anybody home?"
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"- Come on, honey, let's get out of here. - You're just gonna give him the film?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Lois. There's a dog turd in there."
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"But by the time he finds out, we'll be long..."
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"There's a dog turd in here."
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"- Lois? - What?"
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"No, wait!"
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"We're on top of the monument."
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"Holy crap!"
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"You know, I know this is the wrong time to be star struck..."
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"but Mel Gibson is shooting at us."
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"Peter, help!"
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"Lois, look. I'm a booger."
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"- Peter, for God's sake! - Okay. Grab my hand."
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"And now, Mr. Griffin, I want that film."
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"Sure. It's right over there in President Rushmore's mouth."
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"My God! He just walked right over the edge."
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"Of course, he did. Christians don't believe in gravity."
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"- Peter, it's back. - What, that rash?"
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"No, the spark."
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"Honey, I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now."
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"Really? Wow!"
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"So I guess this honeymoon was just the kind of excitement..."
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"our marriage needed."
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"- I guess it just goes to show that you... - Shut up and let's do it!"
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"Peter! Yes!"
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"Sweet. Hey, Teddy, pass the word down to Frankenstein."
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"Oh, ha-ha!"
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"In local news, a Buddy Cianci Junior High School student..."
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"has been arrested for possession of drugs."
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"and is a very bad boy."
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"We now go to Ollie Williams for the punishment forecast. Ollie?"
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"- He gonna get it! - Thanks, Ollie."
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"Now this."
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"So you actually put coke in that kid's locker?"
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"- Yup. - Where'd you get it?"
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"Don't let it get the best of you. I used to be a lawyer."
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"See you next week. Good to be back, America."
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"Jake swiped it from his dad's liquor cabinet."
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"We'll pull over. We'll pull over. Pull over."
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"kick the first ass."
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"Chris Tucker and Jim..."
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"Blast, I just did!"
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"- Now we know. - And knowing is half the battle."
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