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Clips from Family Guy - North by North Quahog (S04E04)

"Action, That Eighties Show..."
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"All the things that make us"
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"Good for you."
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"Why, Lois Griffin, you naughty girl."
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"- That's me. - You dirty hustler."
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"George!"
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"We'll go on a second honeymoon."
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"What do you think of that?"
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"- I'm not gonna change you. - What?"
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"What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?"
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"You got some ideas? Tell me."
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"I'll tell you. Of course, I'll want a favor in exchange."
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"- I'll wake you up when we get there. - Okay."
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"He's gonna do it! He's so ridiculous."
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"And then our second honeymoon's back on track."
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"You two better settle down."
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"I don't know. What do you say we read a book or something?"
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""Mananananana... " Hang on."
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""Garfield at Large, by Jim Davis. ""
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"Peter and Lois were supposed to chaperone Chris' school dance..."
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"By the way, Pinocchio, there was a cookie missing from the jar."
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"Are you sure you took it? Because I'd believe you if you said you didn't."
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"That was all the money we had for this trip."
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"Stay tuned for this and more."
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"Barely uses? Lois, I just got an idea!"
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"Yeah, see? It's good."
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"In fact, last year alone, there were over 27,000 deaths from..."
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"Let me show you to your room, Mr. Gibson!"
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"I didn't actually drink any of it."
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"- Do you want us to pull over? - I don't care what you do!"
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"I'm just gonna watch British porn."
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"Do you think we were too hard on Chris tonight?"
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"Did I remember to turn the stove off?"
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"Yes."
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"I'm sorry for everything that's happened, Peter."
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"I guess I'm going through a phase right now..."
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"where I'm only attracted to handsome men."
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"across the breakfast table, talking about how much we both like Total?"
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"The Messiah, he's gone."
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"Man, you crazy, Jesus. You crazy!"
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"Man, that's all we need. More Mel Gibson Jesus mumbo jumbo."
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"Stealing Mel Gibson's towels, bathrobes, and Nazi paraphernalia..."
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"Seems he left something very valuable in his room and we're here to retrieve it."
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"There he goes now."
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"They're gaining on us."
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"Shut up! I am always so polite."
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"Can my wife, Stacy, get you anything?"
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"at the school dance and Chris got blamed for it."
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"Yeah, you don't like this, huh?"
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"I am so clever."
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"That's why they picked me to convince Congress to go to war."
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"There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq."
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"I was the first one who wanted to go to war."
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"What are you gonna do to me?"
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"As soon as your husband gives me what I want, you're free to go."
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"- Peter! - All right, Gibson. I want my wife back."
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"Or a woman of equal physical attractiveness."
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"Jump!"
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"I'll deal with them myself."
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"Oh, man. I'm coming, Lois."
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"Hey, Jefferson, check it out. A chick getting nailed on my head."
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"The student has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service..."
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"A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena..."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Coming up, handsome mustachioed man recaps news in pleasing baritone."
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"Christopher Griffin, is that alcohol?"
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"Excuse me, I'm Mel Gibson, here for the key to my specially reserved room."
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"That's what my ex-wife said."
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"Caviziel? Is that it? The guy from the first one?"
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"Peter, are you crazy?"
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"Hey, stop!"
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"Where's the film?"
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"Don't take that. Raise your voice to them."
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"Everybody, I got bad news. We've been cancelled."
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"Oh no, Peter, how could they do that?"
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"Unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule."
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"We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows..."
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"like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared..."
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"Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe..."
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"Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up..."
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"The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real..."
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"FreakyLinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen..."
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"Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy..."
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"Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny."
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"Is there no hope?"
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"Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"- What are you watching, Peter? - Passion of the Christ."
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"I tell you, Brian, I can't believe that this guy's just lying there taking it."
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"If it was me, I would have done something about it."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, hey."
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"Stop it."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"- Hi, boys. - I didn't have my hands down my pants."
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"I just bought us some new sheets at Bed Bath and Beyond."
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"Boy, I hope you stayed away from that Beyond section."
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"Here are the coffee mugs."
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"Honey, what do you say we christen these new sheets?"
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"- You filthy, stinky prostitute. - Okay, I get it."
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"You foul, venereal-disease-carrying, streetwalking whore."
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"All right, that's enough."
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"It's good to have land."
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"- George? Who the hell is George? - George Clooney."
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"Our sex is so dull for you that you got to fantasize about George Clooney?"
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"I'm sorry, honey."
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"I guess that things have become a little stale for me."
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"I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff."
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"I mean, I could hook this car battery up to my nipples."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"This doing it for you?"
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