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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Porsche (S06E06)

"Mm-hm."
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"Congratulations."
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"Okay, wait, Ross. Wait a minute. Um..."
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"I, uh, kind of have a little confession."
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"What?"
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"Uh, well, you know, this whole marriage thing."
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"Kind of my idea."
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"Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything..."
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"...the night we were married?"
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"Yeah?"
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"And yeah, I didn't really wanna say anything..."
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"...but it just kind of kept coming back to me."
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"Um, remember, we were in the casino..."
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"And I thought it would be funnier if we got married."
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"So, ahem, as a compromise, we decided first to get married and then..."
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"...to eat a lot of grapes. - To eat a lot of grapes."
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"So, um..."
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"Sorry I got us into this whole thing."
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"So then, I mean, if you think about it..."
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"...this is all your fault."
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"Yeah, don't push it, though."
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"I gotta say..."
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"...I know I divorce a lot of women."
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"Never thought I'd be divorcing you."
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"I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck."
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"And it wouldn't be a secret..."
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"...and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut."
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"Did I even treat?"
Friends
"No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special."
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"Well, I should probably get these to my lawyer's office."
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"Hey, thanks, Ross, for taking care of all this."
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"- Ah, no problem. - Yeah."
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"- I'm gonna need a copy of those. - Totally."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Careful around my Porsche."
Friends
"How you doing?"
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"He has the most amazing Porsche under there."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Oh, I cannot believe that you didn't tell me we are still married."
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"Look, I was going to tell you."
Friends
"When? After the birth of our first secret child?"
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"Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married."
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"MONICA: You're kidding? - Oh, my God."
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"Ross."
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"...but I couldn't face another failed marriage."
Friends
"Let me just jump in and ask."
Friends
"At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?"
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"Rach, come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny."
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"Oh, this is inexcusable. I'm shocked to my very core."
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"Phoebe, I told her you already knew."
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"...you're not married to any more of us, are you?"
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"Oh, hey, someone left their keys."
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"Ooh, to a Porsche."
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"- Hey, Gunther, are these yours? - Yeah. That's what I drive."
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"I make 4 bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years."
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"Uh-uh."
Friends
"Hey, did anybody lose their keys?"
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"There's a lost and found?"
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"You left a shoe here?"
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"Well, I didn't realize till I got home."
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"I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe."
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"I'm gonna go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield."
Friends
"Oh, good. When he comes back for his keys, I'll be sure to give him your shoe."
Friends
"Oh, good, good. You guys are here. Listen."
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"How would you like to spend tomorrow..."
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"...taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?"
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"Oh, my God. What a fun day. That sounds great."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"Okay, well, I'll bring them by tomorrow morning."
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"Okay, and by the way, they're not actually puppies."
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"They're Frank and Alice's triplets. Okay, see you."
Friends
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?"
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"Please, please, please? Frank and Alice..."
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"...asked me to babysit the triplets. I'm nervous. I've never done that by myself."
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"Don't worry about it, Phoebe. We'll do it."
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"Why don't you put them in the lost and found?"
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"What about the time I said we were on a break?"
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"...they're gonna start to think I don't own it."
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"There you are."
Friends
"Oh! December 26th."
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"Hey, would you two girls like to go for a drink?"
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"...and I don't know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is easy."
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"I don't wanna hear "three failed marriages.""
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"[BABIES CRYING]"
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"...so I washed it."
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"Oh, I can still do that."
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"That Porsche guy took his car back."
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"You need to get out of my chambers."
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"It's "Porsche.""
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"But no. A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital."
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"Well, look at you."
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"Well, it'll dry."
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"Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess?"
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"This is what it's gonna be like when we have babies."
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"All right, lady, here's the deal."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"No. What would Krog do?"
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"[GAGS]"
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"Oh, you're a lot mischievous."
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"When will that be?"
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"[GAGGING]"
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"You are a little bit mischievous. My gosh."
Friends
"Did a Porsche throw up on you?"
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"I came here for an annulment, and I'm not leaving here until I get one."
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"Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?"
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"- Would you like to spend the night in jail? - Thank you for your time."
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"The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment. Now we gotta get a divorce."
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"Maybe because you've got the keys?"
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"Don't call us that."
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"- That was totally your fault. - My fault? You threatened the judge."
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"Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine."
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"Hi. How are the Gellers?"
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"That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!"
Friends
"Oh."
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