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Clips from 30 Rock - Idiots Are People Three! (S06E06)

"- For the better. - Yes."
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"The basket of shells was a nice touch."
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"But, I'm afraid I have bad news."
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"I just told Criss that I am officially disapproving."
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"Of course, you're free to make your own decisions, Lemon."
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"You can either pretend that you and I are not in agreement"
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"and continue this, uh..."
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"Or you can part ways with Criss now"
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"and go and find someone who will truly make you happy."
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"I'm sorry, is this guy breaking up with me?"
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"You can listen to Jack, we can call it quits"
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"and I go back to sleeping on the floor"
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"of my Uncle's mattress store, or..."
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"You don't understand."
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"He's in my head."
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"Okay, forget Jack."
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"What does Liz think, hmm?"
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"What do you want?"
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"Do you want to be with me or not?"
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"Don't look at me, ask her."
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"I don't know, Liz."
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"I mean, I like him, but, what are we doing here?"
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"This is how you see yourself?"
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"Of course I pick you, Criss."
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"If you would just address some of the issues"
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"that we as a group have been talking about."
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"Unbelievable."
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"before we all get sued, so, uh..."
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"So, then he says "Tiff down there"..."
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"Good one, Jack."
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"I'll tell you, friendship is the"
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"one kind of ship that never sinks."
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"Douglas, so good to see you."
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"Uh, do you know my friend, Devin Banks?"
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"A friend of Donaghy's, eh?"
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"I'll watch my wallet."
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"Yes, yes, very good, Douglas."
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"So now we're all good friends"
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"and good friends do favors for each other."
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"Is that a St. Matthew's tie?"
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"I didn't know you went there."
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"Not only did I go there,"
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"Although, during my financial report"
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"I may be President of the bored."
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"We were just talking about that."
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"applying to St. Matthew's right now."
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"Splendid."
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"On a totally unrelated topic,"
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"did you know that I'm also on the board of the Manhattan hospital"
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"for rich whites and assimilated Jews?"
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"Unfortunately,"
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"A pledge which, sadly, has not been fulfilled."
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"because Devin and I happen to know the new chair"
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"of the Geiss foundation quite well."
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"That is a coincidence."
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"There she is."
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"Kathy, I know this is a lot to take in but,"
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"And that's why I'm so thrilled to introduce NBC's new mascot,"
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"It's wondrous."
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"Okay...we now return to our coverage"
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"of that train derailment in California."
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"And idiots can do anything we put our minds to."
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"I played a "nucular" psychiatrist"
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"in a James "Bong" movie."
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"Look, what do I need to do to make this go away?"
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"I want you to call my phone so"
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"I can hear the chicken dance again."
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"And I want the video for my new single"
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"♪ La piscine"
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"♪ j'adore la piscine"
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"♪ diving boards and towels"
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"We're short this week."
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"recognize who we are as a community."
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"Idiots aren't just strippers or stay at home moms."
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"I couldn't find a Lincoln hat"
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"so I grabbed this chimney sweep hat instead."
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"We're dead."
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"So it would mean a lot if you"
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"apologized publically, Liz Lemon."
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"Let the healing begin."
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"And since you wrote my apology,"
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"Who designed your bathroom?"
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"I did, you son of a bitch."
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"Very impressive."
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"Our new slogan,"
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""NBC, we have a magical horse?""
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"Is testing, uh...Okay."
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"Oh, I also wanted to say that I was lying"
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"when I said that this wasn't a business play."
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"Banks, you're out of the game."
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"And I've admitted defeat."
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"For our generation."
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"But for the next generation?"
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"Well, thanks to you, the Banks boys are way ahead."
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"Liddy."
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"Is that even a name?"
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"In Brooklyn, I know, like, six lippys..."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"You just mortgaged your daughter's future"
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"to get out of a little jam at work."
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"My mommy and me group would really judge your parenting."
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"Especially lippy's mother."
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"Oh, God, Liddy might have to go to public school."
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"Don't even say it."
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"Well, hello there, welcome to the White House."
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"What's with that hat?"
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"Oh, I think it looks very authentic."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Yeah, baby!"
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"I'm here today to apologize for my earlier comments."
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"I used an offensive term to describe a group of people"
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"who made America the great..."
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"continent that it is today."
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"These kickass people have"
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"like the birther movement, intelligent design..."
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"Water parks... no, I will not endorse water parks."
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"when you walk back down the stairs."
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"Girls gone wild."
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"Florida, bratz dolls."
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"She's naming awesome things."
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