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Clips from 30 Rock - Idiots Are People Three! (S06E06)

"No, listen to me."
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"Hug it off, ma'am!"
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"You should know better, but no."
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"You're just gonna keep on riding motorcycles,"
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"having unprotected sex"
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"and voting against free health care."
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"You will make the same self-destructive decisions"
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"And your jaw will hurt all the time."
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"or welcome you home smelling of hot dog water and onion,"
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"or let you break out of jail when you play monopoly."
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"Wanna make out?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Hot crowd, hot crowd."
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"We've only got a minute before I have to get back out there."
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"Act two is a play within a play."
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"is that he was a gay alcoholic."
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"Okay, okay."
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"I've gotta get back into character."
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"What... I forgot to press a floor again."
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"Hey, what's up, Jackie d?"
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"Terrible schools, broken homes..."
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"Thinking basketball was the ticket out."
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"Being wrong."
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"At some point, our paths diverged."
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"And look at me."
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"I spent all day creating a movement"
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"just to get back at Liz Lemon."
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"I said creating a movement."
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"The point is that excellence can come from anywhere."
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"It's the same with stupidity."
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"or the next Denise Richards."
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"This room..."
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"Is moving."
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"Oh, God."
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"Banks."
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"Well, my husband was supposed"
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"to pick me up at 6:00 but he can be such an idiot."
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"Where did you go to school, Devin?"
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"Experimental boarding school in carmel"
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"and the teachers teach animals."
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"Year abroad on an all-male catamaran."
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"Then on to Northwestern where I majored in confidence."
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"Just like my children will."
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"She's already sorting objects by shape and color."
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"At 11 months, I don't think so."
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"She can count to ten if you say seven for her."
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"She gets five and nine?"
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"In mandarin."
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"See you in 30 years, Banks."
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"But I feel like I still have to turn it."
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"Oh, oh, my God, mustard just came out my nose."
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"I'll tell you what changed my mind, Criss:"
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"a conversation I had with Tracy Jordan."
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"So if a poor boy from Boston can become me,"
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"maybe you could become"
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"a suitable sex partner for Liz Lemon."
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"You've got three months."
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"You have no say in this."
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"Liz, there's something wrong with Pete."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Pete, I have been out there putting"
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"out fires all day while you've been"
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"hiding in here doing this?"
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"You're disgusting."
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"No, no, I was... I didn't... I..."
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"Kelsey Grammer!"
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"Kelsey Grammer did this to me."
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"while he was performing his one man show about Abraham Lincoln?"
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"Ugh."
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"I didn't notice before with all"
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"The bulb wasn't even broken?"
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"None of this was necessary."
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"I know..."
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"Blackbeard's gold is buried in..."
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"And although I left my country divided by war,"
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"A civil war..."
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"So that's where that name came from."
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"I know that future generations will forge a stronger country"
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"And that some day, America will be a place"
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"I'm in your head."
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"Talk to me."
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"Banks."
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"I didn't want him to lecture me about how you don't have a job"
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"30 ROCK Ep 03 - Idiots Are People Three"
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"Really?"
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"And what is that an acronym for?"
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"Starts out as a joke about our"
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"But more importantly,"
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"I will make a brief statement"
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"- We should change that. - It's fine."
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"If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!"
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"Wait for me in my office."
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"Jack, I am giving you your money back."
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"You had no right to come to my home"
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"I see..."
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"your father made a promise to my friend, so,"
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"I'll try to cut it down."
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"But above all, we want you to"
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"If anyone notices..."
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"Careful."
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"It's exquisite."
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"I'm excellent at rearranging bathrooms."
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"Can't imagine that your boss,"
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"given the world countless bodacious things"
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"You know what you people have given the world?"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"over and over and you will never really be happy."
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"Kelsey Gram..."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"I went on to Princeton, business school, ge and beyond."
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"In this country, anyone could be the next Jack Donaghy"
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"I had the best education in the world."
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"I beat you."
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"I came from nothing."
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"Just like Liddy's gonna crush your sons."
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"She's in Orange group?"
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"She scored a 62 on the object permanence matrix."
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"It's already, like, turning itself."
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"All right, I'm putting you on probationary approval."
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