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Clips from 30 Rock - Idiots Are People Three! (S06E06)

"Right. Let's dive in."
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"We have to talk."
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"I'm so fired up, Liz."
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"on a real food truck."
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"All right, kids."
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"What, why not?"
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"Because the guy who wrote you the check..."
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"about the hot dog truck or locally sourced pig sweepings."
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"Because I didn't want him to meet you."
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"He inserts himself into my business"
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"whether I want him to or not"
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"and now he's inserting himself into this."
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"Well, that's what she said, but..."
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"Why wouldn't you want him to meet me?"
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"No, it's not me, it's him."
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"and your name is spelled wrong and you went to Wesleyan."
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"Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut."
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"Had that locked and loaded, didn't you?"
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"This isn't a Jack problem."
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"I think this is a Liz problem."
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"Because you wouldn't care what"
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"he thought unless you agreed with him."
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"Like you're so perfect."
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"Let's not do this."
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""Chloresterole.""
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"You don't use the tab closures on cereal boxes."
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"If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness,"
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"you are living in a fantasy world, pal."
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"I'm gonna be in the park meditating."
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"He'd say, "good God, Lemon.""
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"Locked and loaded."
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"carry his trademark, floor-length, suede cape."
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"Where did you get that?"
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"The only copy of that photograph is in"
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"Stephanie Seymour's safety deposit box."
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"You think you have leverage here?"
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"The news cycle is done with Tracy."
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"They've moved on to a story about"
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"teenagers huffing other teenagers."
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"Tracy's apologies have been accepted by GLAAD"
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"you're here representing."
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"We're new, we're called PEEN."
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"annoying me and wasting my time."
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"But your 15 minutes is up."
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"And...you've got nothing."
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"See that little Tracy Jordan gem that I leaked last night"
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"was just the tip of the iceberg, Jack."
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"And NBC is the Titanic."
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"The highest grossing movie of all time!"
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"The boat, not the movie, the boat!"
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"See, I've been following Tracy's standup act for months"
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"now and if any of this gets out,"
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"gonna be picketing this network."
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"Enjoy."
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"Good God."
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"I know, I almost threw up the first time I heard it."
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"first Mexican President."
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"My Lord."
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"And ends up as just a rant against women."
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"No one can ever listen to this."
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"What do you want, money? A job?"
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"This isn't a business play, Jack."
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"I've ended up as a house husband in Brooklyn."
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"You won, Jack. So what are you saying?"
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"I've given up trying to beat you in the board room."
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"But there are still things I can make you do."
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"All right, you can watch me shower, but no touching."
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"No touching just makes it hotter."
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"No, I'm after bigger game than you."
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"See you're a very influential man, Donaghy."
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"You can pull strings in the kind of venerable institutions"
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"Just last year, they rejected one of"
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"St. Matthew's actual descendents."
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"I know."
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"I head that during her interview"
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"she turned the class hamster into a dove."
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"Good luck."
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"Pick up the Mercury with the tape,"
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"bag it, then seal the bags."
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"We should take two cars."
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"Well of course he is."
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"Pete's our friend, Kelsey."
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"Damn it!"
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"We don't want him to die."
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"what's happened to him."
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"It's been five hours since"
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"he's pressed an elevator button."
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"His office is on this floor, isn't it?"
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"Yes, but to get him there, you have to go through the backstage"
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"and the backstage is full of people."
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"We need a distraction."
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"Something to clear the halls of TGS."
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"How much time will Kenneth and I have?"
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"How long is the show?"
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"I don't know."
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"I've never done it before, baby."
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"on behalf of the idiot community,"
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"Since its founding early this afternoon,"
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"the national association for zero intolerance, or Nazi..."
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"We are outraged that the American bigot, Liz Lemon,"
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"Tracy, are you kidding me?"
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"I have been calling your cell all day."
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"My ringtone is the chicken dance."
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"I have to go talk to Jack right now."
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"Is there anything you would like to add?"
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"These microphones look like black ice cream cones."
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"You can't tear up my checks, Criss."
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"They're printed on Nixon's old bed sheets."
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"Look, I don't understand your relationship with Liz."
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"She's my subordifriend."
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"Well, she's my girlfriend and I'm not"
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"gonna let you get in between us."
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"officially disapproving of you."
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"That's really not how things work around here, Criss."
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"Damn it, Criss, stop talking to him, it's a trap!"
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"You said I won."
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"You said you wouldn't ask any"
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"more questions about Criss."
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"Semantics!"
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"to trick Criss to rearrange my bathroom."
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