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Clips from American Dad! - Office Spaceman (S03E03)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race ##"
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"- Look at this! - Oh, my God!"
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"if they found out I was harboring an alien?"
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"SomeJohnny Shutterbug got lucky. Relax. It'll never happen again."
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"but still."
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"Ray, you're no longer in charge."
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"Roger, if you get caught, they'll trace it back to me and kill me!"
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"That's what they do to people who hide aliens in their attic."
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"No one can take any more pictures of you."
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"And- It works!"
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"- Oh, my God! - That was terrible."
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"The point is, we got him."
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"This is the photographer..."
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"Is it? Mmm, no. No."
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"When was The X Files? Was it before a few seconds ago?"
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"Roger, you're not going to work at the C.I. A!"
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"We've been over this, Staniel. They hired me."
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"I have to show up, or it'll look suspicious."
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"You have to take this seriously. Both of our asses are..."
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"- We both have nice butts. - Make that three of us."
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"I just stopped by to see how our new alien hunter's settling in."
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"Oh, we're sending Dick on a doughnut run."
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"Are you a jelly or a fritter man?"
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"Anything, you say?"
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"Oh, oh. And a place called Kokomo."
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"Set this jar of jellybeans on my desk."
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"Mom, I'm home."
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"- Who is this girl again? - I don't know. She said we could use her pool."
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"But what about my lab partner? You kicked her out!"
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"and I gotta say, ladies, this country is awful."
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"It's work."
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"That's called incentive. Double " P" here. What do you got?"
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"Well, if he is, he's not from money."
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"Those Montego bitches are crazy."
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"What I already know? That the alien is still out there..."
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"You saw me reach for it, and you just stood there. Why'd you just stand there?"
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"All necessary. Besides..."
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"each time I track him, I get a little closer."
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"Apparently, he thought hanging with penguins would be a blast."
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"Did you know the dudes sit on the eggs? No, thank you."
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"Oh, I know."
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"if you don't bring in some actual physical evidence..."
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"like Kobe shut down the Timberwolves last night."
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"I'll give them physical evidence."
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"Yellow and blue make green. That's how I know it's closed."
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"Lefties are the devil's minions!"
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"- all over the bathroom stall. - We need to get a sample from that bathroom stat."
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"If it matches the alien substance that Peters turned in..."
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"that means the alien is in the building."
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"As soon as show-and-tell is done."
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"Dick, I believe you're up."
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"- Bloody Mary. - Roger!"
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"- She's right behind me! - What is going on here?"
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"I followed him and caught him red-handed trying to destroy this evidence."
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"- Seize him! - What? That's absurd!"
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"- I suggest we all go in that room and- - No!"
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"He's dangerous. He could jump into any one of you."
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"Clearly, we're gonna have to do this the hard way."
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"That Agent Peters is one tough S.O. B..."
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"especially for a photographer we just plucked off the street."
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"Much better than that stuck-up Anne Geddes."
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"and you'll walk out that door scot-free."
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"Now, I'm gonna have to rough you up a little, make it seem like..."
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"He's close. I gotta take a walk to the pet store..."
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"Uh- Okay."
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"I screwed up. They're gonna cut you open."
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"Roger, calm down. It's not too late to fix things."
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"Large intestine. It was terrible."
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"- I thought kidney stones were bad. - Nice work, Smith."
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"We have proof. Recognize this?"
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"- You're a lefty! - No!"
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"And it felt so... right."
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"No. Use the left."
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"I'm a lefty!"
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"Son of a bitch Superman Two'd me."
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"I guess I should listen to you every now and then."
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"Here, Steve. Let Mommy butter that toast for you."
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"Thanks, Mom-"
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"# The kid is hot tonight #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Oh, part of the eye. What a roller coaster!"
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"Check out those calves. You know what that is?"
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"- How did this happen? - I have no idea."
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"things happen that I can't be responsible for."
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"Like buying this puzzle. Why the hell did I buy this puzzle?"
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"I hate puppies!"
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"Get out of that teacup! That cup is for tea!"
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"Roger, you have to be more careful."
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"Do you know what the C.I.A. Would do to me..."
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"Oh, my God. Give him a daytime Emmy."
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"So dramatic. Look, I'm sure it was just a fluke."
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"I have more pictures of the alien to sell!"
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"These are incredible!"
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"The newspaper could really use these."
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"- What do I owe you? - You got any of those Sacagawea dollars?"
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"When I walk past the homeless, I want my pants to jingle like a big shot."
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"Damn it!"
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"And now there's one right under our noses."
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"Sir, it's- it's obviously a hoax."
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"It's not a hoax. It's bloody embarrassing is what it is."
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"I told you that in confidence."
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"Relax. No one knows it's you."
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"Anyway, our Alien Task Force clearly needs some rejiggering."
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"- Of what? - The Alien Task Force."
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"Oh. How did I do?"
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"I will not rest until the alien..."
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"- He told me he hates you! - What?"
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"Get out of my sight! Smith, how do you feel about me?"
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"- You're okay, I guess. - Good. Then you're the man for this job."
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"That's right, I am."
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"I guess I'm a leader. Did you read The Tipping Point?"
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"I didn't. Perhaps it applies."
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"Shh! You want the whole neighborhood to hear you?"
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"- Hmm. Your lips are really, really puffy. - Now, you listen to me!"
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"Hey, hey, check that 'tude at the door. You are not the boss of me."
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"Well, I am the boss of this house."
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"Until this thing blows over, you are not to leave this attic."
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"Okay, you got it. No one's gonna get any more candid pics, I promise."
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