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Clips from 30 Rock - St. Valentine's Day (S03E03)

"if it weren't for the mouth on my back."
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"Yeah, I'm supposed to supervise some blind chick"
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"they hired to edit the reruns."
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"But three of the dancers just found out"
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"they're all dating the same guy, so I'm going to go watch that."
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"So, if you see a blind chick, I don't know, um..."
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"give her one of your boring tours."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I'm just funning, it's all sewed up."
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"I'll help you, Miss."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"All my friends warned me about the big city."
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"But, look."
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"Right away, I meet a gentleman."
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"Is everything okay? Because now, I smell burnt plastic."
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"Hello?"
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"Are you there?"
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"Why are you so nervous about this?"
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"There is handsomeness involved."
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"How much?"
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"No."
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"Don't think so."
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"Slut buster?"
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"That was my first thought. But, no."
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"Who pushes for a first date on Valentine's Day?"
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"Lemon, here's how you correct this misstep."
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"Ugh."
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"Cook him a nice meal at home."
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"Nice? You mean, like, stew?"
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"I certainly do not mean stew."
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"I mean, try to forget it's Valentine's Day."
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"I'm going to. I'll be in church."
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"What? Why?"
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"Elisa is deeply religious."
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"If I had those knockers, I'd be thanking God, too."
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"That sounds filthy, Jack."
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"It is. Imagine a dessert for two:"
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"drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate--"
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"Can you imagine anything better?"
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"I don't know. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave?"
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"I was Catholic."
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"But I haven't set foot inside a church since I was 13 years old."
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"So, listen, so you go sit through a night of church"
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"You're right. Elisa is worth it."
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"Hey, that scarf is fun!"
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"Thanks. I found it at Dunkin... wait a minute."
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"Ken, you need to snap out of it and ask out that sexy Ms. Magoo."
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"I saw it when I met Angie."
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"I saw it the first time Dotcom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancee."
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"Okay, there is something about Jennifer that just"
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"makes me all carsick inside."
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"Now is the time for gallantry."
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"Well, cotton and fiddles."
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"I enjoy your smile."
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"Oh, my."
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"I'm Jennifer Rogers."
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"You may call me Kenneth the page"
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"because that is who I am."
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"Would you like to go out with me tomorrow night?"
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"Yes, indeedy corncobs?"
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"because this just"
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"feels right and my instincts have never let me down..."
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"except for looking at that eclipse."
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"That was really good stew."
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"Thank you."
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"It's my own recipe where I use cheddar cheese instead of water."
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"You know, I'm glad we stayed in tonight."
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"It's good to take things slow."
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"Well, please know that when I invited you over"
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"I didn't realize it was Valentine's Day."
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"Yeah, you still have that rotting jack-o-lantern in the hallway,"
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"so I feel like you don't have a great sense of what month it is."
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"want to see if it disappears."
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"So, uh, first date stuff... where are you from?"
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"Well, there's a really interesting answer to that question."
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"Actually, I was born"
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"on the border of Maryland and Pennsylvania."
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"Okay, I feel like I should do the right thing here"
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"and I can see all of it."
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"Okay. Well, I guess we just..."
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"jumped ahead to date four."
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"It's not the good one, either."
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"Jack Donaghy's office."
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"Jonathan... our Jonathan, who art in the office"
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"hallowed be my reservation."
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"If you are able..."
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"hold my table"
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"at Plunder"
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"as we will not be there by seven."
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"Have them delay our heavenly dessert"
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"and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those"
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"who cause lateness against us."
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"Would you excuse me just one second?"
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"I'll be right back."
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"I think your brownies are burning."
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"You want me to take them out?"
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"Oh, yes, please, um, but whatever you do"
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"don't open that kitchen window."
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"Oh! Too soon!"
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"The draft made the door fly open!"
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"I know. It's not a big deal."
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"No, date never! I would never let that happen."
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"Liz, it's okay. I'm a doctor. I've seen much worse."
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"Really?"
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"I'm just kidding. That was pretty bad."
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"Hold on, hold on."
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"I'm sorry. I have to get this."
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"Yeah-- no, I'm downstairs in 3B. Why?"
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"No, Mandy. You can't just drop her off without calling."
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"Mandy? Is that, like, a guy friend, like Mandy Patinkin?"
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"No, Mandy..."
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"don't hang up."
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"Sorry."
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"You have a daughter."
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"You will see her. You will say she's cute."
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"But let me just say that she is... complicated."
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"My mother usually watches her when I can't"
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"and she's not doing very well and that has been..."
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"hard for me to handle."
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