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Clips from 30 Rock - St. Valentine's Day (S03E03)

"I'm sorry that all this keeps falling apart."
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"I was really looking forward to tonight."
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"Well, we could try again some other time."
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"Or..."
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"Maybe tonight is a gift."
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"Maybe we embrace the... toilet thing and the bra incident"
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"and my ex-wife and my daughter"
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"and we just get it all out in one night."
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"And if, by the end of it, we still like each other"
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"then maybe it's the real thing."
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"All right, that would be Bethany."
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"Um... this is it."
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"The express train is leaving the station."
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"I'm on the train."
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"Mom's keying your car."
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"Bethany, this is Liz."
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"Hi. It's so..."
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"Why does it smell in here?"
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"- I got sick. - Beef stew."
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"And give me your purse."
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"Why don't you ever trust me?"
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"Because, honey, you keep setting fire to things."
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"And now, a prayer"
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"Anita Alvarez, Anna Alvarez, Annabelle Alvarez..."
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"All right, you've been good."
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"Priest:... Benita Alvaros."
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"Okay, here's how this is going to go."
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"We're going to sit here in silence for about three minutes."
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"Then, I'm going to take my girlfriend to Plunder"
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"You sound troubled, my son."
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"That limo ride was weird."
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"I felt like we just circled the block 50 times."
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"That's how you get"
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"to Manhattan's fanciest restaurant."
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"I didn't know it was a French restaurant."
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"Yes, I found it on my favorite website"
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"StopShowingOff.com."
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"It's busy tonight."
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"This is the best darn-tootingest restaurant"
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"in all of New York."
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"This is the best night ever. Thank you, Kenneth."
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"You're one in a million."
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"Man, can you believe we're working on Valentine's night?"
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"My fiancee is gonna be upset."
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"Not to worry, I sent her flowers and a beautiful card."
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"You're the best."
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"I have faith... in things I can see"
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"and buy and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion."
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"You want to have an intellectual argument? Fine."
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"But I should warn you I went to Princeton."
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"I went to Harvard Divinity School."
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"You want a confession?"
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"Let's get this done so I can go eat."
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"I am divorced."
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"I take the Lord's name in vain often and with great relish."
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"I hit my mother with a car..."
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"possibly by accident."
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"I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field."
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"I looked the other way"
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"when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange."
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"I once claimed I am God during a deposition."
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"It feels good to say that out loud, actually."
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"Wow, I... I... I don't know what to say."
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"I don't want you to say anything."
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"What brought me here? What brings anyone anywhere?"
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"Why do men build bridges? Why are there jets?"
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"Have you ever made love to a woman, Father?"
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"Come on, man."
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"Imagine cradling your face into"
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"your hands cupping the warm heft of the greatest pair of..."
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"I need backup! Harvard did not prepare me for this."
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"I like your bracelets."
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"Girls in my school get them for doing different things on the bus."
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"Blue is for showing your boobs."
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"Purple is for doing stuff over your clothes."
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"Black is for doing stuff..."
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"How are you two getting along?"
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"She had some more stew while you were outside."
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"Whoa. Wow, Liz, did you kill the whole bottle?"
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"What?"
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"Uh... sorry. Hello?"
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"Why are you crying?"
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"That's my aunt."
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"She is not going to like you."
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"No, of course."
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"Yeah, good-bye."
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"Mom has taken a turn."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Look, I know I said that we would take this"
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"in fast motion tonight, but..."
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"I really am glad we did"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"What?"
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"Liz knew."
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"Not just any entertainment"
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"the best singer in the world..."
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"Oh, okay, in English, in English."
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"You tortured that poor priest. Let me ask you something."
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"the Catholic Church?"
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"No."
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"But I saw your photo with the Pope."
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"That's just good business."
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"I have photos with a lot of people--"
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"The Dalai Lama, Rabbi Yossef, Toby Keith..."
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"I see. You have no faith, only business."
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"You know what your problem is, Jack?"
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"You intellectualize everything with your big head."
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"Well, you have big boobs."
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"Which you will never touch again!"
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"This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn."
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"Look, my driver just pulled up. That's a sign."
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"God wants us to leave here, get a good meal"
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"How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia..."
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"the patron saint of judgmental statues."
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"Eat your gold ice cream."
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"Please come with me."
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"No. You blew it, Jack."
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"And now, you will never see"
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"the crazy underwears I have on."
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"Elisa!"
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