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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Second Chunce (S06E06)

"you explain to them what you're thinking,"
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"Now you're talking."
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"I would be thrilled if we had a boy."
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"And I would love to be able to pass that on."
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"Tiny little acorn penis? Forget it."
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"Well, Ann Perkins,"
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"That's what it looks like: Distributions."
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"It says "congratulations," I think."
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""I...leg smurf.""
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"We are having a... "11-jewel toilet.""
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"I can't tell what's words and what's punctuation!"
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"The suspense is killing me!"
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"He's out for the rest of the day!"
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"I am officially seeking reelection"
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"I am gonna be running for Dexhart's seat."
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"before a big cheer."
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"I've heard a lot of bad ideas today."
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"and basically turned into the joker."
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"But that means you probably shouldn't do it."
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"- Andy? - I don't know, Leslie."
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"And I'd hate to see you go through another tough fight."
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"But I could be wrong."
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"I haven't pooped in three days."
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"And your words carry great influence so..."
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"what do you think I should do?"
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"I do not think you should run again."
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"All of you! Look, this is my only option."
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"I am running again with or without you."
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"What a great idea!"
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"Well, no one else any good business ideas."
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"Talking tissue!"
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"Any time you pull one out,"
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"you get a little message to hype you up."
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"Blow that nose, playah!"
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"This stinks."
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"I'm just gonna have to go back to my same job"
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"Yeah, I get why you're bummed out."
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"I mean, look at me."
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"Plus I'm married, and I make more money than you."
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"Whatever. You just merged your department with parks"
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"then made up your own title."
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"Yeah."
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"It's awesome."
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"I'm empty, yo."
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"What could you possibly need at 6:00 in the morning?"
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"We couldn't read your writing,"
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"and we need to know the sex of our baby."
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"I'm watching cartoons with my son."
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"Daddy!"
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"An Elmer Fudd one is on!"
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"Stop it. Hey, what's up, beautiful?"
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"Jean-Ralphio. I live in the guesthouse."
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"in a special way?"
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"- The more the merrier. - With my baby."
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"Well, you can come too, beautiful."
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"I guess I'm open-minded as hell."
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"Wow."
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"It looks like the chicken that wrote this"
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"had a stroke on the paper."
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"Listen, I-I kind of remember."
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"Give me 15 minutes."
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"there's a malfunction with the TV,"
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"like, a ton of porno."
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"Like, how can someone watch that much porno in one sitting?"
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"Only when you're out of the house."
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""And therefore, with your help,"
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"I'd swap those two lines."
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"Always helps to end on the call to action."
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"I'm sorry if it felt like everyone piled on."
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"We were just being honest."
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"But if you really want to do this,"
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"of course we'll support you."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, I've been thinking for weeks of what to get you"
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"as a "last day in City Council" present."
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"And I finally figured it out."
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"You remember Jen Barkley,"
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"What brings you back to Pawnee?"
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"Ben bought one hour of my time."
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"I mean, how are you? How's your family?"
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"Okay, I get paid $1,200 an hour."
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"Do you really wanna spend any of that time"
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"Well, that does sound fascinating."
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"But you're right, let's talk."
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"Okay. I'll get the chair."
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"Ron!"
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"That's how I enter rooms now. It's more dramatic."
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"Why did you enter at all?"
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"Because I have some huge news."
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"You're looking at Pawnee's new business liaison."
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"I do like the word "business.""
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"and I wanna do the same."
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"The town could use more private-sector money"
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"So as business liaison,"
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"Now this is a good idea."
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"And while I got you here..."
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"talking tissue."
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"Yo, dog!"
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"Life is what you make of it."
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"Leave while I'm ahead? You got it."
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"Clear them sinuses, playboy!"
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"Someone's got the sniffies."
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"Tell your mama you love 'er."
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"Step up your vitamin "C" game, bro!"
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"So they recall me after all I've done for them."
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"Ridiculous."
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"But Dexhart now has another sex scandal."
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"Of course he does."
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"Because how do I lose to a guy like that?"
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"- That's a great idea, right? - It's a terrible idea."
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"First of all, you could lose to a guy like that."
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"Terrible people defeat great people all of the time."
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"Those terrible people have paid me so much money,"
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"I have a condo in every virgin island."
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"Now you might win."
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"You're smart, Ben is smart, you might win."
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"But why would you want to?"
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"Because it's my dream job."
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"Affect change at a higher level."
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"Don't be the kid that graduates high school,"
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