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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Second Chunce (S06E06)

"hangs out in the school parking lot."
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"Be the woman who moves away,"
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"and has sex with her hot old English teacher"
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"just for kicks."
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"Is that what you did?"
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"Look, Pawnee has done you a favor."
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"You've outgrown them."
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"You've got talent, and you've got name recognition."
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"Which means that you have a bright, wide-open future"
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"State Senate."
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"Even congress."
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"All of these are doable for you."
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"And you can trust me..."
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"because I don't care enough about you to lie."
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"Uh-oh. Oh, time's up."
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"Okay, if you want to keep talking,"
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"- I just need-- - No, I swear to God,"
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"and I will sue you. Let's not end it like that."
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"Those five words are on me."
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"Should I move this back? Don't answer it!"
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"I don't know what you're thinking,"
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"but you have a press conference in ten minutes."
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"The final moment.."
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"I will honestly be happy either way."
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"Me too."
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"Boy or girl,"
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"Because it will literally be"
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"You swear you have no preference?"
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"Not at all."
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"Who's ready? Raise your hand."
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"I thought you didn't have a preference."
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"I didn't. I just really wanted it to be a boy."
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"Me too."
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"I don't know why."
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"You guys are just so neat."
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"They're in their late 20s, they're terrible."
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"No? No go?"
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"I ask all my patients."
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"I've gathered you all here today"
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"because I have an announcement,"
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"We will eat waffles."
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"And then we will go home and make out on our couch."
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"That is my future."
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"It's been an honor to serve this town."
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"And I will cherish the memories forever."
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"Thank you."
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"A shockingly unshocking press conference"
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"I'm Perd Hapley,"
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"and I just realized I'm not holding my microphone."
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"Jen Barkley telling me I had a future was"
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"Aww, you are the sweetest man in the world. Where is it?"
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"Well, it's not here."
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"In times of stress or in moments of transition,"
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"sometimes it can feel like the whole world is closing in on you."
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"When that happens, you should close your eyes, take a deep breath,"
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"listen to the people that love you when they're giving advice,"
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"and remember what really matters."
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"And, if you have the ability to go to Paris, by all means,"
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"got to Paris!"
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"Andy got back from London two days ago and he still has jet lag."
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"Were you about to spray me with the hose inside the house?"
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"Aaahhh!"
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"Heartwarming."
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"I studied opera at the Sorbonne."
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"He had to send in his lackey?"
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"Why don't you just do it for the story?"
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"I've ever seen."
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"I'm loveable!"
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"That sounds right."
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"is absolutely the best thing for you."
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"Willie Dynamite,"
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"And then I'll file the campaign form"
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"Anything is worth me getting back on City Council."
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"His poll numbers are actually up since the scandal broke."
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"Ron?"
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"Well, that's the closest thing I could get to a rat."
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"That is not a coincidence."
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"We are having a..."
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"I have literally never been more stressed out."
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"Leslie, no offense."
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"No."
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"I'm younger than you,"
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"I heard you need some consulting?"
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"I don't like French words."
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"I knew it. Wait. What?"
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"I should know."
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"Get a better job!"
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"Sex was pretty good, thanks to me."
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"Well, my wife lost her job, so maybe something sad and slow."
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"I'm calling Dr. Saperstein."
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"And I think you're pretty good-looking."
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"I would find companies looking to move or expand,"
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"We're live at City Hall"
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"Would you be interested in adopting my children?"
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"your work here was a real inspiration to me,"
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"Is it done?"
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"if you say one more word, you will legally owe me $1,200,"
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"I'm hanging up now. Bye."
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"I sent these texts to roughly 100 women"
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"There's a chance that I might have dreamed that."
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"Well, uh, I guess."
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"At JJ's diner."
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"- No. - One. Word."
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"my negative PR blitz against Dexhart and--"
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"with a thousand options."
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"Every socket set I've ever bought"
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"I'm sorry I stormed out."
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"- April, go. - Okay, got one."
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"a very big announcement, about my future."
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"Well, this is it..."
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"It's really annoying."
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"No."
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"And also, Dexhart fights dirty."
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"Macaroni and poison."
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"- I hope so. - Oh, no."
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"I believe I still have a lot to offer this city.""
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"political consultant and power broker?"
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"You're welcome."
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"- I found one! - Oh, great!"
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"- This is the worst. - April?"
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