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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Second Chunce (S06E06)

"which I think is a typo for "Larry,""
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"which isn't even actually my name."
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"Am I--am I Lenny now?"
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"I'd like to order a singing telegram."
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"The Requiem for a Dream soundtrack?"
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"This is a bad idea."
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"Well, Ingrid is settled into my office,"
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"Although I might have left some salt packets in my desk."
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"Maybe I should go back for those?"
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"Honey, it's okay, there'll be other salt packets."
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"But not the kind that snaps in half, maybe."
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"but getting away from the City Council"
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"Trust me."
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"about what's going on today."
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"where City Councilman Dexhart is addressing"
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"his latest sex scandal."
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"I'm here to set the record straight."
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"I totally did all of it."
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"How does he find the time?"
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"I also engaged in inappropriate texting,"
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"sexting, and tex-mexting,"
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"which is where you send photos of your junk"
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"from the restroom of a chili's to go."
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"- Hmm. - Ew."
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"Does this make me a bad boy?"
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"Tell me."
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"He's reading this, he wrote this down."
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"under the following pseudonyms:"
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"Enrique Shockwave,"
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"Lee Harvey Teabag..."
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"Well, at least you won't have to deal"
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"- You're right. - Lieutenant Wilhelm Von Penis."
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"Not after someone beats him in the next election."
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"Someone who is smart and hard-working"
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"and is also blond and named Leslie"
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"and loves you."
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"- Is it you? - Yes! It is!"
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"I'm gonna run again."
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"I'm gonna beat Dexhart!"
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"Another City Council campaign?"
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"Leslie, think about what you're saying."
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"I did. I challenge you to find one flaw in my plan."
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"Well, for one,"
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"Not yet!"
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"But we can go and rent a second apartment,"
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"and we can spend 51% of our time there."
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"from that address."
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"I don't want to spend 51% of our time in his district."
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"It's like a raccoon shantytown."
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"He's never lost an election"
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"because he runs brutal, scorched-earth campaigns."
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"So what? I got plenty of dirt on that scumbag."
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"I say, "Bring it on.""
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"Think about if this is really worth it."
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"Let's see which one of these lucky visionaries"
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"is gonna make me rich."
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"Greg Phillips!"
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"Hi, guys, thanks for meeting with me."
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"Enough chitchat. What's your pitch, kid?"
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"power is pizza, pizza is knowledge."
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"- Let's go. - Okay."
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"So my idea is for an abacus, but on your phone."
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"I call it a "phone-bacus.""
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"Son, you just described a calculator."
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"Hey, but you're talking about it, right?"
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"Automated word counter."
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"Get out."
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"As you may know,"
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"I do like to tinker with things in my garage."
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"I'm gonna hit the can while he's up."
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"So I think I have discovered"
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"I think it's gonna ch--"
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"God, Larry."
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"You sneezed all over us!"
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"It's covered in a gallon of your boogers."
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"I totally understand."
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"Uh, jeez."
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"I will be thrilled if we have a girl."
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"Oh, tiny dresses?"
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"Braids? Glitter on everything?"
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"And also, girls' names are so cute."
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"Olive, rosemary, chicken. Fifty burritos."
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"Oh, my God, I'm starving. Miss, hi!"
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"I'm pregnant, and I'm a little bit crazy."
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"So if you don't bring our appetizers out"
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"And also two waters, please."
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"Thank you."
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"Leslie, I don't know if there's a story"
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"in these emails."
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"They're iffy,"
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"but Dexhart has been elected eight times."
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"I don't think the voters care."
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"Well, that's just because people found out"
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"he was Miley Cyrus' cousin."
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"- He is? - Good morning, Leslie."
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""Sweet jugs.""
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"What?"
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"He's kinda cute."
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"Oh, God, Shauna, no."
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"I-I just feel like I could fix him, you know?"
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"We heard a hundred pitches, and they're all terrible."
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"Change of plans."
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"You guys are my idea factory."
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"Take it all the way up to 5/8."
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"Okay, time to head back to the office."
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"I've missed an entire day of work,"
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"so at least some good came from this."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Well, they couldn't make a banner in time"
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"for my press conference, so I am cobbling together"
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""Second chunce four Lesle!"
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""Perv Dexxxhrt equals..."
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"- birthday mouse"? - Rat!"
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"Leslie, listen to yourself."
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"Loopholes, scorched-earth policies."
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"This isn't you."
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"I cannot believe you aren't supporting me on this!"
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"This was meant to be."
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"You know what?"
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"Why don't we gather everyone in here,"
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