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Clips from Family Guy - Family Goy (S08E08)

"Batman and Robin."
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"I've been spoiled by Internet porn."
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"Quagmire, I would think you, of all people, would know about Internet porn."
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"You mean this thing? I was about to throw it out."
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"If anyone wants it, it's theirs."
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"There's beauty up above"
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"And things we never take notice of"
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"You wake up and suddenly you're in love"
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"We now return to the NBA Playoffs on TNT."
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"It's completely legitimate, but don't tell your mother."
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"- Peter? - Oh, no."
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"What are you doing with that cutout?"
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"Oh, Chris took her into his room about 10 minutes ago."
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"Why did you have to provoke me? Why did you..."
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"checking out some of that Internet porn."
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"I'm just gonna go and check my mail over there."
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"I'm... I'm sorry, Peter. I... I got to... I got to get back."
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"Peter, settle down. Yes, I forgive you."
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"What? Oh, my God."
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"- Peter, that's not a boob. That's a lump. A lump? Holy crap!"
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"Mrs. Griffin, I've got good news. Your test results came back negative."
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"- Mom, you're Jewish? - I'm sorry I never told you, dear."
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"so he could get into country clubs."
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"- It was the right thing to do. - It was the right thing to do, dear."
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"Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, but, essentially, Brian's right."
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"and we'll be in charge of charity, so we don't have to contribute to them."
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"...that becoming Jewish doesn't happen overnight."
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"It's a process that involves spiritual education and good works."
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"So what you're saying is that it happens overnight?"
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"Kids, from now on this is where we'll celebrate the Sabbath."
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"Peter, this is all unnecessary. Our life was fine the way it was."
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"Peter, I'm so embarrassed right now. Can we please just go?"
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"And instead of lasting for one day, the oil in the lamp lasted for eight days."
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"What are you gonna do when Jesus comes back"
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"If you put on this long, thick dress right now, I will lose it!"
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"We now return to Mark Wahlberg in Annoyed and Confused."
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"Wait. Dad, before you go, can you say,"
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"Oh, thanks for spending time with me today, Mom."
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"I just had to get out of that house. Peter's being such a jackass."
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"Lois, what Peter is doing to you is exactly what Carter did to me for years."
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"He's repressing your Jewish identity."
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"Follow the dollar and it'll lead you to... What do Jews like?"
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"Relax, Lois. I was aiming for the mailbox. I'm just trying to make a point."
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"No problem, Lois. That's just how people say hello to me."
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"Good night, everybody!"
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"Wow, Jesus! Oh, you're dead now, Lois. Jesus is gonna kill you."
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"- What? - He's Jewish, Peter."
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"And I was doing it to make up for my mother's mistake."
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"Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe."
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"Here in this great Hall of Justice"
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"are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled."
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"Superman."
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"Wonder Woman."
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"Aquaman."
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"And Meg."
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"Dedicated to truth, justice, and peace for all mankind."
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"Hey, Quagmire. What you got there?"
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"Those swimsuit issues don't excite me like they used to."
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"- It's true. - Totally."
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"- What do you mean, "Internet porn"? - You don't know about Internet porn?"
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"Don't know what? I'm not really a computer guy."
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"They've got, like, thousands, literally millions of naked pictures"
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"on the Internet."
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"- What? - And videos. Thousands of them."
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"- You guys are messing with me. - Quagmire, you don't use the Internet?"
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"You mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?"
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"No, I don't use the damn Internet. I thought that was for nerds."
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"Why didn't you guys tell me?"
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"Oh, yeah. You can even see Tonya Harding's honeymoon video on there."
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"I mean, it's gross, but it's, like, famous gross."
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"You know, these women don't compare"
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"to the old swimsuit issues with Kathy Ireland."
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"Yeah, she had it going on."
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"You know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her"
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"from, like, 1994, in the back room. Don't you, Horace?"
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"Suddenly"
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"Life has new meaning to me"
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"And we're just minutes away from Game 1"
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"between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Denver Nuggets."
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"Both teams a little shorthanded to start these Playoffs."
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"Of course, Kobe Bryant is out battling a rape charge."
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"Lamar Odom is suspended for violating the league's substance abuse policy."
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"Smush Parker, assault, Kwame Brown, suspicion of rape,"
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"but in his defense, '"Not a minor. '""
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"and carrying a concealed weapon."
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"And Darrell Armstrong faces a charge of battery against a female police officer."
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"But Luke Walton's here and he's ready to play."
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"Hey, Dad. Where are you going with that cutout?"
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"Oh, hey, kids. This is Kathy."
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"We're designing lifestyle products together."
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"I had a great time today at the museum. You were the most beautiful woman there."
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"You know, Lois won't be home from groceries for a while."
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"I have an idea."
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"Knock, knock. Anyone in the bathroom?"
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"I love the time we've spent together, you know that?"
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"Hey, Kathy, guess what? I'm out."
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"Under the table right now. I'm out."
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"What the hell is going on? I sent you to pick up dinner an hour ago."
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"You know what, Lois? I'm glad you found out."
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"I can't carry on the charade anymore. I have an announcement to make."
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"No, no. I'll do it. I'll do it. I know I've been able to keep this a secret."
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"But Kathy and I are not actually working on a project together."
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"We're in love."
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"- You're an idiot. - My lawyer will call your lawyer."
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"Oh, this is the stupidest thing he's done since he got in a turf war with that cat."
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"Hey, shut up!"
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"Now, kids, you don't have to call her Mom right away,"
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"but I do want you guys to get along. Just give her a chance. I think you'll like her."
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"Yeah. Hey, Mom, can I pull my pants down?"
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"If she doesn't answer, does that mean yes?"
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"That's what I've been going with."
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"I want to get in on that."
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"Mine's better. Mine's better. Mine's better!"
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"Oh, hello, Lois."
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"I would have thought you'd have moved in with your mother by now."
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"No, Peter. I'm just pretty much letting this run its course."
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"Well, I'm sorry you're handling this so poorly, but have you seen Kathy?"
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"We were gonna go get her passport renewed."
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"What? That whore!"
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"She's betrayed me worse than Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan."
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