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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Lover (S03E03)

"Ned Flanders is on the phone."
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"Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy."
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"Was it asparagus?"
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"The point is he said a bad word."
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"Oh. Oh, right."
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"Find out who's doing it, and direct them to the Bible."
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"Uh... page 900."
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"But, Reverend..."
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"Damn Flanders."
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"Ooh, could it be there's a special someone"
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"with the lazy eye?"
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"No."
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"That exchange student Mix!pa?"
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"No! It's not for me."
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"It's... homework."
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"[ Kissing ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Golly, Sergeant Carter, I can't fix yourjeep"
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"but maybe this will make it up to you."
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"[ Deep Baritone ] ## Galveston, oh, Galveston ##"
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"Is this all he watches?"
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"He used to watch Davy and Goliath"
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"but he thought the idea of a talking dog"
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"Of course I saved them."
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"Well, actually, there's only one"
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"and it's more"
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"[ Homer ] ''Maybe it's the beer talking"
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"but you've got a butt that won't quit."
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"[ Slurring Speech ]"
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"''...Five dollars?.! Get outta here. ''"
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"Penny for your thoughts, Miss K."
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"I was just thinking..."
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"Try me. It helps to talk."
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"Well, I was just wishing I could meet a man"
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"who likes the way I look first thing in the morning."
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"I put your picture up in my garage"
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"to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs. ''"
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"[ Moans And Glugs ]"
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"At last, we've built the mission."
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"#We shall come rejoicing ##"
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"Well, he's not getting it from his brother"
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"Homer?"
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"I'm afraid I have a bone to pick with you."
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"If it's about your camcorder, I lost it, okay?"
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"are you talking about?"
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"All of us pull a few boners now and then--"
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"but I wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys."
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"Oh, come on now, Flanders."
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"moustache."
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"What's wrong with my moustache?"
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"What?"
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"Okay, mister"
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"you've got a deal."
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"I'll shave off the soup-strainer"
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"[ Announcer ] We now return to Two for Tunisia on Colorization Theater."
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"A million poets could try for a million years"
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"and still describe but three-eighths of your beauty."
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"Whoa, slow down, Frenchy."
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"''A million poets working for a million years...''"
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"You're so lucky."
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"If he's got everything where it should be"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Hey, Marge, do you want to hear"
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"something funny?"
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"Flanders thinks I swear too much."
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"[ Giggling ]"
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"Marge, you're not laughing."
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"Well, what a surprise."
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"Marge sticks up for Flanders."
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"where you don't bring up your hero Ned Flanders?"
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"Homer, you brought up Ned Flanders."
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"so my mom put a swear jar in the kitchen."
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"self-improvement has always been a passion of mine."
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"Yes, Homer."
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"If I see something weird?"
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"After, we'll go to my apartment for some home cookin'. ''"
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"Huh?"
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"Ay, caramba.!"
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"Well, she's dangled"
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"watching me. ''"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"stabs me like a thousand needles."
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"[ Woodrow ] Join me at the Gilded Truffle Saturday at 8::00."
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"Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm."
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"Da..!"
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"No sooner had I shaved off the old cookie duster"
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"These checks keep coming-- It's criminal."
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"You dirty bast..!"
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"Well, he just goes..."
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"Ohh!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Sighing ]"
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"Seymour? Hmph."
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"What about Coach Fortner?"
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"Wow."
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"What about groundskeeper Willy?"
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"Ugh! I won't even tell you what that guy's into."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Oh, fudge... That's broken."
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"but I am going"
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"to kick this doghouse down!"
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"Dad, this is not a commentary on your skills"
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"but we bought you a new doghouse."
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"There was plenty in the swear jar"
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"and inside the doghouse, there's a little surprise."
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"No, behind her."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"How did you know?"
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"Where's Maggie?"
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"Where's Maggie?"
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"There's Maggie!"
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"Oh, my special little guy has a sweetheart."
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"I knew it!"
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"Mrs. Krabappel."
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"- Hmm. - Hmm."
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"[ Whistles ]"
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"I'll start going to parents' night."
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"[ Growls ]"
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"Homer!"
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"You did a cruel thing."
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