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Clips from Scrubs - My Karma (S02E02)

"I still can't believe you guys are getting married."
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"Hey, don't get all pissy now. You said, "My treat, order whatever you want.""
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"Well, I'll go ahead and make a little toast here."
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"A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla"
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"You guys rock. You do."
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"How's that taste, blondie?"
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"but you remind me of my grandparents. They were married for 65 years,"
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"Morning, Dr Kelso."
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"Would you like me to show you that technique I told you about?"
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"During his open-lung biopsy,"
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"I accidentally nicked his intercostal artery, now he's got a haematoma."
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"In medicine, you get used to seeing a lot of horrible things."
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"- Enjoy your special day. - Thanks."
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"Dr Gerson will be waiting to induce you."
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"so that I could secure for you,"
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"Mr Mahoney threw up on himself. He needs a bath."
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"- Right... - Paul, I just want you to know."
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"I am having such a good time with you."
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"Me, too."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God!"
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"Well, Mr Foster, your blood tests are back,"
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"and the good news is you're not pregnant."
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"And hey, what is the deal with Q-tips?"
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"But unfortunately, the CAT scan suggests"
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"You are in fact supposed to be up in the mack-daddy suite,"
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"No."
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"Who the hell will take care of me?"
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"Hi, I'm Donna Berlutti, but you can call me Dr Donna!"
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"but because I'm afraid of toilet snakes."
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"I know, and with Paul, I feel like we're getting pretty close now."
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"- But tonight's our fourth date. - Four dates?"
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"I am Four-Date Reid."
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"I'm Four-Date Reid!"
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"Hey, cutie. Hey! You ready for our third date?"
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"Looks like we're in a pickle. Pick, pick, pickle."
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"I have not been having the greatest day."
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"If you want a favour, don't beat around the bush, just curtsey."
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"You heard what I said. Well?"
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"and they caused a car accident and the driver needed surgery?"
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"- So what's the dealio? - No dealio, Ted."
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"where you boil your own sewage if you want something to drink."
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"Pitocin-induced pregnancy you've dreamed of since you were a small girl."
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"Jordan, your water just broke."
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"I think having babies is so much fun."
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"I'm serious. Why don't you do us both a favour and get out?"
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"Get me an epidural before I rip your teeth out!"
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"Seeing as I no longer have my all-access pass to Crazy Town,"
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"I need you to occasionally go in and poke her with a broomstick,"
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"- Dr Cox. - Please, just check on her, OK?"
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"Get it off! Get it off! Somebody get it off!"
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"- Careful, Todd. - Sorry, Nurse Flowers, sir."
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"I'm going this way."
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"Well, he's amazing in bed and he has an awesome CD collection."
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"Seriously. What got you to the point where you weren't scared anymore?"
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"- Ate 'em all. - Sounds like good roughage."
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"There is no Shangri-La, you know. Every relationship is messed up."
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"Right, gentlemen, either of you in the market for a van? $500."
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"There's still half a deer in the back."
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"I know some windshield hush money won't keep the karma gods"
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"from coming after Turk and me."
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"- No. - Now do you see?"
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"and spew molten crazy over him and he's gonna die like this."
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"- Downtown? - I told you it wasn't us."
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"And now it's exactly like 'em. You got something in your tooth."
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"Get it off, get it off."
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"Come here."
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"Remember when you told me I had pit stains?"
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"I am racked with self-doubt, I'm claustrophobic,"
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"germophobic, phobia-phobic. I talk to myself, I talk to my cat,"
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"Why a box of steaks? My dad had an affair with a female butcher."
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"I'm incredibly turned on."
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"Excuse me."
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"I still believe in karma, and if I wasn't being punished for Mr Golf Ball,"
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"I'm sorry I haven't been here until now."
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"even when I'm normal, let alone with my ankles in stirrups"
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"Well, you sound good."
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"I was going to tell him the truth eventually."
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"because he wanted to, not because he had to."
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"I honestly don't know what put"
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"Because I honestly believe"
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"if you've got some bad karma coming your way, well..."
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"Hi, Dr Kelso."
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"So, anyway, Mr Simms,"
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"Oh, my God, would you look at the mug on Jordan's baby?"
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"Yeah."
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"About... you... because you're so damn cute."
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"Good save."
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"with close friends... and Nurse Roberts."
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"You didn't say, "Except the lobster.""
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"I wasn't really mad. This was great, except for one thing."
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"Sure, Paul was dating Elliot, but luckily I'm not the jealous type."
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"more than a week will understand."
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"You know, I've just gotten to know you as a couple,"
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"Every night, before Grandpa and Grandma walked around the block,"
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"How is it this hospital gets up in arms if our MRI machine misses a tumour,"
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"- and nobody gives two hoots? - We missed a tumour?"
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"I just wish I really knew why it hurt so much right here."
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"Mr Simms, it could be because it's damp out."
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"It could also be because four days ago I sliced your chest open with a knife."
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"You can't teach that."
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"No, you cannot, my friend, no, you cannot."
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"Besides, it'll heal just fine, anyway."
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"Hey, throw me another ball."
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"Hot cup of lava coming through."
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"Karma-shmarma."
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"If you're not getting the length on the drive you need"
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"a lot of the better pros take a running start."
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"Righty-o!"
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"Morning, sport."
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"There she is. Are you ready to be born today?"
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"and snap your bird neck with my enormous thighs."
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"Now, in honour of this little goblin's arrival,"
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"I have gone ahead and taken care of everything."
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"covering all of my patients"
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"so that I can be with you every step of the way"
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"and here's the kicker."
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"I have traded every single one of my weekends,"
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"I have called in every favour,"
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"and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole"
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"in this entire hospital."
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