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Clips from Rick and Morty - Meeseeks and Destroy (S01E01)

"You okay, Morty? I told you not to trust that tuna."
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"- I quit! I'm out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"You're the one that's crazy and chaotic!"
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"Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun."
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"You'll you'll let me call the shots?"
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"Okay, yeah, fine."
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"If your adventure sucks and we bail halfway through it,"
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"I get to be in charge of every third adventure!"
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"Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again."
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"- Washing dishes? - No. The opposite."
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"that can open this mayonnaise jar?"
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"All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this."
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"Get out of here now! Everybody out of here!"
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"- So many possibilities. - My mind is racing."
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"Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!"
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"Why didn't we just go to Kentucky?"
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"Ahem. Excuse me!"
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"Oh, my God, so embarrassing."
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"Come on, Rick."
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"In conclusion, a friendship with Summer Smith is the most"
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"valuable and enriching experience of your young lives."
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"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
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"Yes, I'm successful, but what if I hadn't..."
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"Square my shoulders or keep my head down?"
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"Well, it's both."
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"I'm Mr. Meeseeks."
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"Look at me."
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"Let me try something."
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"- I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. - Hi!"
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"You know, I'm sorry everything's going so smoothly and adventurously."
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"Adventures have conflict. Deal with it."
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"- Holy crap. - Oh, boy."
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"Looks like he's bleeding out."
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"Oh, man."
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"Hey, look, we get it."
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"You're both going down like that."
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"Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done."
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"Real straightforward and fun."
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"It is a paradox!"
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"You know, if somebody drops the soap,"
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"it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty."
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"We're giants. Nobody got that? Whatever."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"We're not bailing out just yet."
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"and and we're gonna bring it to those villagers."
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"This is obviously a wash."
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"but here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps."
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"Everybody shut up!"
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"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
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"I thought I'd go out."
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"Look, I've got a marriage to keep together."
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"At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine."
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"I can't take it anymore. I just want to die!"
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"'Cause he roped me into this!"
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"Well, him over there, he roped me into this!"
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"Well, he roped me into this!"
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"He roped me into this."
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"All right, okay, you know, if this was a story,"
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"Oh, wow, Rick."
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"Or just a bunch of nonsense words?"
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"is there a faster way two heroes could get down these stairs?"
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"25 shmeckels?"
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"That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies."
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"It's because you're petty!"
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"You know, how many times have I had"
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"It's become clear-look at me-"
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"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
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"Get off of me!"
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"accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood."
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"None of us can die until our job is done."
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"We'll never get two strokes off his game!"
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"Where would you go?"
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"What the heck?"
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"Run, Jerry!"
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"I'm havin' a good time, Morty."
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"Okay."
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"Listen, Morty."
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"and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?"
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"- Really? - Sure, Morty. Yeah."
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"We are created to serve"
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"Take a deep breath."
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"Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little"
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"Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king"
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"so that he may thank you personally."
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"Rick. Portal. Hurry."
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"Was I one of those guys?"
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"Well..."
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"It just has a mop and some floor wax in it."
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"I don't get it."
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"Morty, do it! Hit the button now!"
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"They're clones from an alternate reality,"
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"Do you need a mnemonic device or something?"
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"Oh!"
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"You know, these demonic alien spirits are really valuable."
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"I just killed my family!"
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"I don't care what they were."
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"I don't know, Morty."
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"Some people'd pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough."
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"You know what, Rick? That's it!"
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"I'm done with these insane adventures!"
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"That was really traumatizing!"
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"Oh, yeah, Morty, yeah."
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"Yeah, that that that's real easy to say from the sidekick position."
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"But but, uh, how about next time..."
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"you be in charge, and then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is?"
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"Seriously, Rick?"
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"But let's make it interesting, Morty."
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"you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures."
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"Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month."
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"Okay, all right, tough guy! But if my adventure's good..."
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"- Every 10th. - Deal. All right."
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"Well, come on, let's get going."
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"Can you fix it?"
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"- Yeah just don't do it. - Grandpa!"
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"Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device"
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"I got to help your pathetic family."
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"Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say."
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"Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk."
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"It's on."
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"I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart."
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