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Clips from The Simpsons - Changing of the Guardian (S24E24)

"I win."
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"Win what?"
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"I forget."
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"Shh!"
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"They're miserable."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"What? 'Cause they rented a van"
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"to make sure no one does anything stupid."
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"He died of a heart attack."
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"Yeah, 80 feet up in the air."
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"my usage of "surface hoar.""
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"Enough with the singing."
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"Help me, God."
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"Yes, it won't give."
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"Uh, now we're ordering some lunch."
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"Found another one."
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"Yep, you're a big bag of blubber"
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"More syncopating. Stick the landing!"
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"spend the rest of their lives with."
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"All right, the coast is clear."
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"and that smart-alecky attitude"
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"Okay, I'll nudge them with the car."
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"Yo, I'm Mav."
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"And in my free time, I prosecute record companies"
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"Cool. See you at 6:00."
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"shutting up and giving away money."
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"Okay, take whatever time you need."
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"Wow."
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"a little too quickly?"
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"Worrywart Marge."
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"It's all good, brah."
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"and mumble so you can't really understand what I'm saying,"
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"we have a favor to ask."
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"Listen, Homer,"
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"It helps me write."
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"Hmm?"
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"That's why they took our kids so quick."
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"to wander off from their young."
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"Then an apology to make."
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"but Mom is my mom."
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"Kids, your father and I have decided"
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"Nobody likes this game."
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"Duct tape."
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"All right, Marge, maybe we're"
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"Another surfer?"
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"Princeton, B.A., Oxford, M.A."
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"Checkmate."
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"they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers"
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"to their little league games and recitals?"
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"Oh, wait, there's one more."
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"Marge, this has been great couples time."
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"but you're leaving a gap in our lives"
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"I've got to get back to my unit."
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"Eh, good point."
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"Look, you guys obviously know about weather,"
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"when I have the time, I will Google them both."
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"Maybe."
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"women."
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"Babe, when a killer wave hits,"
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"but I think the choice is obvious:"
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"Santa's Little Helper, my ass."
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"Now I can finally complete my bucket list."
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"please let it take me to Oz."
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"but I'm going to decrease the volume of my voice"
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"My God."
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"♪ Just the two of us"
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"Ooh."
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"It all makes sense now."
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"D'oh."
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"Doges? Why do we have to play"
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"when the door finally collapsed,"
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"Then all our loving would be for nothing."
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"so to be seen as stable enough to raise your kids, well,"
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"The kids could end up wards of the state."
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"Just for standing on a thing?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Then we exchange insurance information."
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"I just jump in a volcano."
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"or should I say two identical choices?"
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"Discuss what?"
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"Well, I'm glad someone has."
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"Oh, all right."
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"with your friends for me."
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"Not to worry-- we're safe in the van."
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"Mom, I am so glad you're alive."
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"Sugar?"
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"And no resenting us ever."
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"I think it's time to go off family."
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"Help me."
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"I wonder if word has gotten out"
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"Ah!"
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"um, swinging?"
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"It's empty."
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"Oh, uh, well, he wanted to be here,"
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"What if they are better for the kids than us?"
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"by accident."
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"It's gone."
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"♪ Just the two of us"
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"Like all childless couples,"
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"♪ Just the two of us ♪"
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"♪ We can make it if we try"
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"Anyone want their seat warmer?"
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