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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ann's Decision (S05E05)

"I will have oatmeal and berries."
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"I am dating myself and trying new things."
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"Check this out."
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"Oatmeal Ann or catfish Ann?"
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"from extreme terror."
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"I think you should take yourself ice-skating."
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"But I have to warn you,"
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"Actually, I know what my next activity is gonna be."
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"in creating the family that she wants."
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"I mean, you're definitely gonna find"
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"You hit the lottery with Ben, and that's great,"
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"Ann is giving up on love"
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"If she were dating a guy for six weeks,"
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"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats."
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"which apparently means taking instagrams of food"
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"Okay, so I liked number one,"
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"and Ron liked number three."
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"It was more like a savory pastry."
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"Now, are you two a couple?"
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"Loves cycling."
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"Yeah, so did Lance Armstrong,"
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"Or a hero."
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"He is the gentleman who was fired"
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"for emailing a picture of his penis"
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"Babe, you look super hot."
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"Well, she has, every single time."
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"I don't know who Ann Taylor is,"
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"I figured I'm just gonna basically try"
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"and..."
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"Ooh, you know what?"
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"So what's the next move?"
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"I think, ideally,"
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"you'd want to know the guy, right?"
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"and I'm gonna make a list"
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"I can interview them and ask them whatever I want."
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"You're a genius!"
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"Ann may end up having a baby with some random weirdo"
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"of what happens to her body."
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"I was up all night brainstorming"
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"of candidates for Ann's baby daddy."
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"Well, I eliminated everyone in a relationship"
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"and the obvious "No" s,"
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"like Knuckle-hair Dave from HR."
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"I told them I was interviewing them for a blog."
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"Is this gonna take long? Got a patient coming in."
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"I'm dying."
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"I had to cancel a date"
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"And I really like her."
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"Do you think she'll still like me"
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"What is this?"
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"And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl."
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"We need to call him. We must reach out to him."
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"I can't do it."
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"So now, I guess we're Park Pals."
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"You should see the booger under this chair."
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"It's nice to see you again, Ann."
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"- Yeah, Pete, you look great. - Aww."
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"I see what's going on here."
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"Yuck."
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"Not true. I ate everything you did."
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"I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones."
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"Haver-food rule number six--"
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"Never again, guys."
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"Everything's fine."
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"Well, let's build the first one"
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"I'm not signing the topless park petition."
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"You know, I take that back, I'm still in."
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"Topless park. Topless park!"
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"and created the sport "taint ball"?"
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"Ay dios..."
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"It sounds really interesting."
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"I'm gonna scan a quick pic of them boobies"
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"That was the douche talking."
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"And I know he plays that obnoxious character"
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"his family is healthy,"
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"Councilman Howser."
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"You wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?"
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"Frankly, I don't think you would be"
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"the right man for the job."
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"I don't know, I'd name him something funny,"
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"remember that chick Ann I used to..."
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"Turns out, she wants to have my baby."
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"I can't believe Howard did that to you."
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"Look, I get it."
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"I would meet someone like Ben, and I did."
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"I want a baby, that's it, accept it."
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"in respect to this Indian woman's vagina."
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"Um, crappy."
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"all the time."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"I just know that's what Leslie wants."
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"Thank you."
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"Egg whites for Tom,"
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"and pretty much everything we make for Ron."
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"Put it in your face-mouth!"
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"God, how did you make that so fast?"
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"The douche is gonna be a daddy."
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"Okay, I will lay off"
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"if you can survive one round with Breasty Bertha in..."
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"Rudy! Get in the Jell-o."
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"that you got a fun side?"
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"Yeah, show your fun sides."
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"All right, I will stop talking about your friend"
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"She's into it now!"
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"Theo, now there's Jell-o"
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"all over my favorite sweater."
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"I think you can do this just being yourself."
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"Yeah, so how much money"
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"40% will be coming from our corporate partners,"
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"- and another 30%-- - Excuse me, ma'am."
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"So why don't you just tell me how much it's gonna cost me?"
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"And don't use numbers."
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"Yeah, there's not gonna be a topless park, Harris."
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"Stop being gross."
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"You scare me,"
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"and I gotta say, I kinda dig that."
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"I heard you on the radio."
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"It is possible that you were right."
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"I-I guess I just didn't consider"
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"But I think you do need"
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