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Clips from South Park - The Ring (S13E13)

"it's over, mr. mouse, everyone's tuning out."
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"shut up !"
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"rarhghghggh !"
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"that's it, girls."
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"tom, the disney jonas brothers 3d television special"
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"the disney "purity ring" venture"
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"as mickey returns to valhalla to slumber and feed."
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"let's take 'em off and just be kids again !"
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"as we commit this young child to the earth,"
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"this young boy learned the hard way..."
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""woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place"
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"on earth," i said."
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"captioned by soundwriters*"
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"captioning made possible by comedy central"
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"* gonna have myself a time *"
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"* friendly faces everywhere *"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"* gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* ample parking day or night *"
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"* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *"
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"* gonna see if i can't unwind *"
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"* ( mumbling )"
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"* come on down to south park *"
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"* and meet some friends of mine *"
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"would you look at that ?"
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"it's just incredible, isn't it ?"
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"i still can't believe it"
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"well, believe it, friends."
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"the impossible has happened..."
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"kenny has a girlfriend."
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"yeah, a fifth-grade girlfriend."
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"this is serious."
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"they've been going out for almost two weeks now."
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"so wh-who is she ?"
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"( cartman ) her name's tammy warner."
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"she's the only girl in school"
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"whose family is actually poorer than kenny's."
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"you guys !"
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"well, apparently kenny has a girlfriend !"
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"yeah, dude, tammy warner."
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"she's a fifth-grader."
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"does kenny like her ?"
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"she's like his first real girlfriend ever."
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"oh, no, oh, jeez !"
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"butters, what's the problem ?"
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"tammy warner is bad news."
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"all the fifth graders call her a slut"
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"on a count of she gave this kid, dave darski, a bj"
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"in the parking lot of t.g.i. friday's."
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"what ?"
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"it's true !"
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"ask anybody in fifth grade !"
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"tammy warner is a total slut !"
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"kenny gave his heart to her"
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"and she's just gonna throw it in his face !"
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"if you guys found out my girlfriend was"
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"all right, come on, guys."
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"hey, jimmy, what's a bj ?"
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"oh, hey, guys."
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"listen, kenny, we need to talk about"
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"what about her ?"
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"oh, boy..."
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"kenny, we know you really like this girl, but--"
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"but what ?"
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"well, we've heard that she's..."
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"kenny..."
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"your girlfriend is a notorious whore."
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"she even gave a kid named dave darski"
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"a bj in the parking lot of t.g.i. friday's."
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"huh ?"
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"your girlfriend's a slut, dude."
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"woo-hoooo !"
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"woo-hoo-hooooo !"
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"he took it pretty well."
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"hey, tammy ! hi, ken !"
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"you decide what you wanna do after school ?"
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"yeah, i was kind of thinking"
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"we should go to t.g.i. friday's."
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"t.g.i. friday's ?"
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"yeah, okay, but..."
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"kenny, listen..."
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"there's something i need to talk to you about."
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"there's a lot of rumors going around about me"
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"that i agreed to give a boy a bj."
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"well... it's true."
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"but it was before you and i were together,"
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"see, i was watching the disney channel"
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"and that show came on with the jonas brothers--"
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"jonas brothers ?"
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"you know that teenage boy band ?"
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"every time i see them i get so... tingly."
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"i just completely lose control."
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"and then dave darski showed up"
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"and took me to t.g.i. friday's"
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"and it just happened."
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"but it was only for one second and i had my eyes closed."
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"i know it's terrible."
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"can you... can you forgive me, ken ?"
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"( sighing )"
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"there you are, young man,"
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"two tickets to the jonas brothers concert !"
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"thanks !"
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"the jonas brothers ?"
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"dude, kenny, what the hell is wrong with you ?"
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"and then she'll give me a bj."
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"a bj ?"
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"you want tammy to give you a bj ? of course, dude !"
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"kenny, you're gonna let a girl"
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"girls' mouths are full of germs."
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"it's okay, i'm gonna have protection."
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"can i have a box of condoms, please ?"
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"box of condoms."
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"these here ? well, certainly."
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"cool."
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"no, i'm not young, i want a bj !"
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"just because you have condoms"
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"doesn't mean you're safe, kenny."
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"statistically speaking,"
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"the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet"
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"is the mouth of an american woman."
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