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Clips from South Park - The Ring (S13E13)

"( girls screaming )"
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"kenny, you're the best for bringing me here !"
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"* but there's no getting on *"
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"* 'til i'm ready"
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"* it's too soon"
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"* slow down"
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"my giney tickles !"
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"* i need your love bay-bay *"
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"* i can't wait 'til the day... *"
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"* until then i have to diss you *"
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"* 'cause my mom doesn't like it... *"
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"* she'll make me clean my room *"
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"* i'm hot * he's hot * he's hot"
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"* tell me how was i to know *"
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"* that you would take your love and go *"
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"* was it 'cause i wanted to wait *"
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"* 'til we were married"
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"* but it might be a while 'cause *"
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"oh, oh, jesus christ !"
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"you're so hot, kevin !"
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"i love you, joe !"
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"* love you bay-bay"
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"* bay-bay"
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"good night, denver ! we love you all !"
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"we love you, denver !"
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"oh, my god, i am so worked up !"
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"i just wanna attack you, kenny !"
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"all right !"
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"come on, let's go out to the parking lot !"
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"woo-hoo !"
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"and you too, little girl in the red !"
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"huh ?"
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"band would like you to come backstage."
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"oh, my god !"
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"no, no, we're going to your place now."
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"it's a dream come true !"
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"hey !"
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"all right, right this way, girls."
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"yeah, come on in, everyone."
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"no, fuck that, dude !"
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"i bought the fucking tickets !"
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"hey, what the fuck ?!"
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"the jonas brothers will be right out, girls."
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"why do you think they called us back here ?"
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"they must-a wanna have sex with us."
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"what ? you think so ?"
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"sure, they're a band."
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"they called us back here so we can give 'em blow jobs."
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"well, i'm not doing it."
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"just 'cause they're rock stars doesn't mean i'll do that."
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"me neither !"
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"hey there, girls ! hey there, girls ! hey there, girls !"
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"hey, listen, we saw ya out there in the audience."
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"yeah, you were getting a little crazy out there."
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"let's just get to the blow jobs."
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"blow-whats ?"
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"i don't know."
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"look, we called you back here"
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"because we want to share our love of christ with you."
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"and see if you'll wear purity rings from now on."
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"purity rings ?"
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"we all wear purity rings."
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"it means we are going to be pure and not have sex"
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"until we're married."
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"and avoid people who swear or watch naughty tv shows."
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"that's just how we roll."
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"yeah ! yeah !"
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"so what do ya say, girls ?"
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"you wanna be kid hipsters like us"
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"and wear purity rings too ?"
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"( all ) okay."
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"and be sure to give a ring to all the kids you care about"
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"'cause it's the hip, new way to roll !"
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"well, well, well, here he comes."
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"it's bj mckay and his best friend, bear."
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"a purity ring."
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"what does that mean ?"
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"it means i'm gonna be pure"
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"and not have sex until i get married."
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"we thought you really wanted to have a bj"
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"before you got too old-- i did !"
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"i was really excited to get a bj"
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"but now i have to wear this motherfucking purity ring !"
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"you're too young to be getting bjs anyway."
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"it's good you and tammy are making a commitment"
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"yeah !"
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"and i'll never get one now !"
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"fellas-- hey, fellas !"
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"i heard that kenny is still going out"
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"with that slut tammy warner !"
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"yeah, but it's okay, butters."
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"they're rings that says they're not gonna have sex"
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"or do anything naughty anymore."
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"huh..."
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"a ring that says you'll be together"
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"but not have sex."
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"* i've got a ring on my finger *"
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"* can't just do whatever i feel like *"
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"* i can't hang out with my buddies *"
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"* these rings for each other *"
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"* but who needs sex"
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"* bay-bay"
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"* no need to chase after girls *"
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"* it's a promise i can never break *"
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"* i've made a commitment *"
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"* so we can spend every *"
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"* and if we get bored *"
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"* it won't be a problem"
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"* with other couples who wear these rings *"
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"* bay-bay..."
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"got more in common."
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"isn't that right, sara ?"
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"you know what carol and i really enjoy"
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"is "grey's anatomy.""
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"we adore "grey's anatomy," don't we, nancy ?"
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"adore it."
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"kenny and tammy, do you watch "grey's anatomy" ?"
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"we look forward to it all week long !"
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"ha-ha-ha..."
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"sure is !most fun we've had in weeks !"
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