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Clips from South Park - The Ring (S13E13)

"* i'm going down to south park *"
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"* going down to south park *"
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"* headed on up to south park *"
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"even though it's right there in front of me."
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"yeah, it's just so... astounding."
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"it's really kind of beautiful, if you ask me."
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"you guys, i think we have a big problem !"
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"what ?"
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"i guess so."
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"i just talked to brad dixon."
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"that bitch !"
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"well, kenny deserves to know, fellas."
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"kenny ! hey, kenny !"
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"yeah, could be lots of fun."
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"and it wasn't my fault !"
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"aren't they those queermos on the disney channel ?"
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"yeah, jonas brothers, dude, they get tammy all hot"
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"put her mouth on your wiener ?"
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"do you know how disgusting that is ?"
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"yeah, dude, that's gross."
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"what kind of protection ?"
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"certainly, little boy, what kind would you like ?"
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"uh... i'll take those over there."
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"kenny, aren't you a little young for this ?"
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"and you're gonna let that near your penis ?"
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"isn't this awesome ?"
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"* to get it on"
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"wahghgghghghghg !"
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"* take it easy..."
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"i love you !"
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"* if i'm naughty"
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"* to put my arm around you ? *"
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"* but seasons change"
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"* bay-bay"
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"* and the world goes round and round and round *"
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"* yeah, yeah"
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"* i'm gonna take my time *"
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"* can't wait 'til you are mine *"
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"( girls screaming )"
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"good night !"
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"you too, little girl with the puppy t-shirt."
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"they want me to come backstage ?"
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"uh, not you."
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"yeah, i'm not giving a blow job to anybody !"
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"and it means we stay away from bad stuff"
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"so how'd it go last night ?"
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"( sighing )"
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"what's that ?"
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"purity ring ?"
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"yeah, it's a purity ring."
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"dude, you ?"
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"to each other that isn't based on sex."
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"it isn't fair, i was so close to getting a blow job"
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"this is fucking bullshit."
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"they have purity rings now."
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"what's that ?"
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"* to remind me what i cannot do *"
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"* i've got to stay righteous and true *"
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"* and get into trouble"
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"* then sit around and watch netflix *"
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"* i've got a ring on my finger *"
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"* to remind me that i must behave *"
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"* and it is forever"
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"* waking minute together"
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"* 'cause we can just hang out"
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"yeah, we found out that once you wear purity rings,"
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"it's best to hang out with other couples that do."
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"we love "grey's anatomy," don't we, carol ?"
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"ha-ha-ha !"
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"* bay-bayyyy"
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"well, i hope you're right,"
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"hello, sir, how was your trip ?"
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"we need to talk about something."
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"oh, boy !"
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"reaching for your junk,"
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"but we don't wanna be selling sex to little girls anymore."
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"ooof !"
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"you don't fucking talk to me"
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"get the fuck up !"
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"no, mr. mouse."
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"cow turds at cars together !"
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"we've had just about enough, dude."
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"you've been blowing us off for two weeks now !"
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"what's up ?!"
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""grey's anatomy" ?"
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"kenny... kenny ?"
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"you wanna look at playboys ?"
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"wanna get high sniffing paint, kenny ?"
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"( mumbling )"
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"motherfucker !"
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"hold tight, buddy, we're gonna find a cure for you."
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"( announcer ) live from 5 news studio in colorado,"
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"( girls screaming )"
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"and how we... don't approve of things"
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"uh-huh. yeah, uh-huh."
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"oh, boy !"
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"that's great stuff, boys !"
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"hey !"
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"hey, those jonas brothers are assholes !"
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"yeah, their purity rings turned our friend into a douche !"
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"what the hell do you think you're doing"
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"dude, who the hell did that ?"
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"( mickey mouse ) they almost ruined everything-- ha-ha."
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"shut up ! ha-ha !"
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"( announcer ) and now, disney channel presents"
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"truly a night of magic"
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"and there isn't a plan to sabotage your big night !"
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"purity ring is killing him !"
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"you're lying !"
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"can't be used for profit gains !"
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"i am in control !"
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"your music sucks and you know it-- ha-ha !"
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"even the christians are too fucking stupid"
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"to figure out i'm selling sex to their daughters !"
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"oh-- ha-ha."
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"hello, folks !"
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"( girls ) boo !"
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"here's the jonas brothers !"
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"come on, guys."
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"no stop ! bring them back here !"
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