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Clips from South Park - Coon 2: Hindsight (S14E14)

"We're sorry."
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"Sorry...I can't help being a manipulative douche."
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"Captain Hindsight... sir?"
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"Calls for help are pouring in, you've got to get out to the gulf."
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"I can't help anyone right now."
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"Something came up."
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"What, sir?"
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"You know you can tell me."
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"Do you remember last week when I got really, really drunk?"
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"Yes, sir. Look at those photos on the desk."
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"My God is that you and Courtney Love?"
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"Of course, it's Courtney Love."
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"But when did you have... I don't remember."
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"That's just the point."
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"I get drunk. I don't remember things."
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"I shouldn't have drank that much."
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"And I shouldn't have mixed alcohols."
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"Alcohol shouldn't be legal."
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"Oh, it's maddening!"
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"It doesn't matter now, sir."
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"People are getting hurt in the gulf and they need to"
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"know what they could have done."
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"I should've never gotten around Courtney Love and a camera."
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"And the question everybody is asking is where is Captain Hindsight?"
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"Where are you, Captain Hindsight!?"
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"-Too thick of cajun for my poor ears-"
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"With Captain Hindsight missing what superheroes can save the gulf now?"
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"Hindsight is taken care of."
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"There's more important things to discuss right now."
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"Right, Toolshed."
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"Now, how do we deal with these creatures from another dimension?"
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"He means we need to discuss things with you!"
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"Ok, what?"
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"I don't want to tell him."
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"Tupperware, you tell him."
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"I don't want to tell him either."
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"Coon, I'm sorry but we're kicking you out of Coon and friends."
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"You're kicking ME out of Coon and friends?"
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"and they conflict with what we want to accomplish."
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"But we get the headquarters and all the equipment."
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"You don't keep anything!"
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"This is my basement and I'll tell my mom on you guys!"
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"Yes, Mysterion?"
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"Please escort the Coon OUT of our secret base."
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"Eric, I talked to you about beating up your friends, didn't I?"
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"Mom, what the fuck? THE fuck ARE you doing?"
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"Eric, you do not beat up your friends."
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"Your punishment is that your friends"
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"will just play superheroes without you."
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"Go to your room! -YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!-"
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"Oh, dear! We have certainly pooped our trousers this time."
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"Yes, I'm afraid it's going to take more than another "I'm sorry" campaign to"
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"please everyone this time."
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"Oh, what a right pickle we're in."
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"The ocean currents and swells are simply too much to get any machines in."
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"Wait a tick."
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"Currents and swells, that's it."
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"I think I know how to fix this."
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"How, by Jove."
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"We drill."
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"Drill, Of course."
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"Good idea. -Yes, yes Of course!-"
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"I believe that if we drilled"
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"on the moon, changing its gravitational pull on the ocean swells,"
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"we could cap the dimensional spill."
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"I don't quite get it."
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"We got into this mess by drilling here and here."
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"Now we need to drill here."
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"That looks extremely promising."
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"Our environment should stabilize if it's getting"
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"drilled here, here and here at the same time."
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"The seismic forces will be massive."
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"Do you think the moon can take it?"
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"Oh, she'll take it."
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"The DP oil company today drilled into the moon and"
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"Uh oh. I have a feeling we better get into our costumes again guys."
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"This time they have appeared to"
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"have unleashed the dark and mighty Cthulhu."
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"The rise of Cthulhu from another"
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"dimension brings about 3,000 years of darkness, Tom."
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"I'm deeply sorry."
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"Sorry."
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"Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he rein."
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"It's up to us, guys. Let's get to the gulf!"
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"Darkness has taken over our town."
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"It's up to the Coon to stop them."
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"Assholes!"
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"Edited by dedicated South Park fan SK Matthyas who got too tired of too many crappy subs out there for this episode! Die hippies!"
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"All right, yeah. Let's go."
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"Oh, my goodness. It's a fire."
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"Ridiculous."
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"We've got to help these people."
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"which would be a good deed and help people."
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"From now on, we vote."
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"Mom, you're the Coon's faithful butler."
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"You only gave me this bucket to poop in and it's full now."
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"madness and made to serve as Cthulhu's cultist slaves."
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"Look, we just believe that you have your goals and ways of doing things"
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"Uh oh!"
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"Coon and friends have been unsuccessful."
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"Hello. I'm Tony Hayward."
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