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Clips from South Park - Coon 2: Hindsight (S14E14)

"My fellow heroes, tonight, I stopped three murders from happening."
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"Yes, Toolshed?"
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"Why do we have to be called Coon and Friends?"
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"I told you, Tupperware. Extreme Avenger League doesn't work."
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"Why can't it be Mosquito and Friends?"
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"but to be a part of Coon and Friends, you have to have a clear and more superhero kind of identity."
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"You see I really think we're on different pages, Mintberry Crunch. It's like you don't even..."
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"- What's the alert Mosquito? - There's like a big fire or something in town."
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"Coon and friends, let's head out!"
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"Yeah."
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"Uhh Mintberry Crunch, why don't you stay here and mind the base, okay? Cool."
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"Oh it's a little late, sweetie."
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"Why don't you boys keep playing downstairs."
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"Those people are going to die if we don't do something."
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"Come on, Coon friends."
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"Whatever is happening, you need help from the Coon."
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"And friends!"
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"Sweetie, let the nice firemen do their job."
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"Shut up, mom, God!"
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"My God, it's really him."
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"Once known as Jack Brolin, a reporter for the national news."
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"What's the skinny?"
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"They should have built fire escapes on those windows for the higher floors"
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"Yes, of course!"
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"they shouldn't have built that there."
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"Good-bye, everyone!"
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"Thank you, Captain Hindsight."
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"Hey you guys are just repeating what that Hindsight guy said."
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"Who put that there?"
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"Mom, dad, I finished dinner. Can I go up to my room?"
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"Well, sure, Stan."
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"I don't know."
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"The Coon must be able to signal his friends when a huge catastrophe breaks out."
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"So there's a big super hero"
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"out there doing stuff on his own and he's not part of Coon and friends."
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"And this Captain Hindsight is everywhere."
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"You got poop, don't you?"
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"I CARE!!!"
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"There's not going to be any worse disaster."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, dear!"
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"Take a look at this."
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"Coon volume up."
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"and that darn oil gotall up in my scrimp"
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"This is definitely a job for Coon and friends."
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"It's that BP oil rig Captain Hindsight."
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"and the environment is being poisoned."
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"Ah-ha!"
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"then what they should have done is installed a back up valve in case that valve broke."
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"I believe they did install a back-up safety valve Captain Hindsight."
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"God Bless you Captain Hindsight."
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"God dammnit! We have got to get that guy into Coon and friends!"
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"Yes."
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"I believe I have something that can help him deal with that oil crisis, sir."
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"Mr. Hindsight, sir, this young man would like a word."
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"Mr. Hindsight, I represent some very high profile people."
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"Of what?"
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"As you can see in those papers,"
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"Commissioner? -Yes.-"
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"Ohhh! it's not a blessing, it's a curse."
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"we'll get you enrolled in Coon and friends right away."
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"Well, see the problem with that is there's a superhero union called Coon and Friends."
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"And to all those affected, I want to say"
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"BP is taking full responsibility"
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"But I believe I've come up with a solution."
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"Don't make me be Courtney Love."
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"We gotta get to work fast people. Coon and friends ho!"
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"That doesn't sound very superhero-like."
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"That's because you think small, Mosquito You have a tiny little mosquito brain."
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"Agreed"
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"Those people down there need help."
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"Sometimes being a hero means helping in smaller ways."
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"Timmy!"
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"And that's another think."
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"Oh? What are you, the boss now? No."
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"The oil company stated that it knew another dimension was there"
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"should have never happened."
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"I should have never kept that bottle of MacAllen in the pantry."
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"I should have... -Sir, Sir!-"
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"Creatures from another dimension continue to wreak havoc in the gulf."
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"My fellow superheroes, I have done it."
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"And now the country can finally be made aware of Coon and Friends"
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"I'll tell him."
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"We all voted and it was unanimous."
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"You can't kick me out of Coon and friends."
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"I'm the fucking Coon!!!"
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"We've already discussed this with her. Mrs. Cartman?"
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"and I told you I've had it with your language."
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"There is no way to cut the dimensional portal, I'm afraid."
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"appears to have caused even greater problems."
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"Tom, the DP oil company has had another drilling accident."
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"Where we will all be driven to"
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"The president of DP oil released this press statement."
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"As president of DP oil I want to say... We're sorry."
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"Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
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"The Coon friends have given in to evil."
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"I don't know why, but we're seeing a huge trend in crime."
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"We have to find out the source of this evil."
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"Something big is about to happen, and it is up to Coon and Friends to stop it."
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"What?"
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"We all fight crime together. How come we're just your friends?"
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"Yeah we wanna be called the Extreme Avenger League."
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""Yeah that's right! The Extreme Avenger League!""
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"- Why not? - It's confusing."
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"The Coon is a brand people already know."
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"Nobody's fucking heard of you Mosquito!"
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"Have so."
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"Look, guys, we need to find out what's causing the crime wave in the city."
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"Mysterion, you and the Human Kite get on the computer, and dig up what you can"
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"Tupperware and Mosquisto scan the news."
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"Toolshed, you run a perimeter check with Iron Maiden."
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"Timmy!"
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"Let's work, people."
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"Uhh Mintberry Crunch, can I have a quick word with you in the debriefing chamber?"
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"Ok. Uhh... I really enjoy having you be a part of Coon and Friends,"
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"and I certainly appreciate your on-time paying dues and fees."
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"It's just... I don't..."
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"I'm not getting your deal."
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"I mean, exactly what is Mintberry Crunch supposed to mean?"
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"I get that you're half man and half berry,"
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