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Clips from 30 Rock - My Whole Life Is Thunder (S07E07)

"is what made me the man I am today,"
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"the man who has been the centerfold of Fortune magazine"
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"no fewer than three times, the man who in 1984"
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"wore a tuxedo so well he broke up the go-go's,"
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"the man who last night wrote and today will deliver"
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"the greatest eulogy of all time."
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"Her name... Ariel."
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"And the plumber says, "I don't know."
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"But that's a pretty big pizza.""
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"Life is for the living!"
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"But there's a truth in the center of that."
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"Ah, listen, Jack, thank you"
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"for being the man we all aspire to be."
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"sir Paul McCartney and the Harlem boys choir."
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"And, though the falling snow would erase her footprints,"
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"I love you, mother."
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"Jenna, yes, do this."
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"All the people that I care about are here."
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"We are so glad that you could come, Liz."
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"Surprise. I'm getting married."
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"And I promise not to make fun of you"
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"And I promise to always pour antibiotics"
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"all over your penis"
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"before you staple it to anything."
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"- Oh. - And now Paul will read"
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"the vows he has written for Jenna."
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"Jenna, I didn't know what I was missing in my life"
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"I love you more than words can say,"
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"and I am so honored to be taking your first and last name."
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"presenting Mrs. and Mr. Jenna Maroneys."
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"is that thing on your left hand?"
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"- Paul, you can come down now. - Thanks a lot, Liz."
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"I got married yesterday."
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"It's inspiring to see that a woman in her 30s"
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"She's 87."
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"Well, she's wearing it pulled back,"
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"I might as well stuff my face."
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"- So there'll be cameras? - Yes."
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"Oh, Liz, you had me at "Hayden Panettiere is dead.""
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"and, well, I was just wondering what you were doing"
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"for the next 12 to 14 hours."
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"Please, Jackie, just come home!"
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"I'm dizzy, Jack."
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"Welcome, ladies. Welcome."
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"Ah, great, they must have gotten this picture"
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"I'm gonna run to the bathroom."
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"just to ruin my thing?"
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"Same guy, ma'am."
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"behind that light board in Chicago,"
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"I swear to God, you are the most selfish human being"
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"- No, but that would... - Just do it!"
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"Also you need to tell your Aunt Mary,"
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"with a hot comb."
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"Well, she used to be a boy."
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"with the flesh around my elbow.""
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"She's a genius."
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"They have reinforced crutches."
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"Now I have to pay you."
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"a ship Bobs in the Lee tide"
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"Yaaay!"
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"Oh, wonderful, Jack! Wonderful!"
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"It's perfect."
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"Mother would have hated this."
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"and they are on your head."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Why not? Our dynamic doesn't have"
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"She insists on traveling on pearl Harbor day"
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"I got the idea from watching your president Obama"
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"All right. You can knock it off now, mother."
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"Go about your day, Jack."
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"You're going to the hospital,"
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"I'm freaking out. This was a bad idea."
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"when she was two, there was an accident"
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"and I'm gonna be gone... Just like that."
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"I took it for a canoe ride!"
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"She died, Liz."
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"End of eulogy."
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"Today, we are all Irish."
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"I hope traffic wasn't too bad getting here."
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"♪ Secret plan"
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"I feel like you and I haven't talked like this..."
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"She tested through the roof..."
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"- Did you really fall? - I was watching TV,"
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"I put his sweater on a body pillow!"
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"Thank you, Kermit, for explaining the afterlife to us."
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"forever."
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"Listen, Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder."
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"Nice try, mother."
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"God, I miss Gary so much!"
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"Although I didn't."
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"but I'm a nymphomaniac virgin widow,"
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"Why can't you ever be happy for me, ever?"
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""If only Dragnet hadn't been preempted because of Sputnik,"
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"Those are terrible last words."
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"Since I'm not getting married today,"
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"A blue spruce."
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"Oh, my God, she's gonna do her wedding"
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"She can hear us."
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"Only because I've let you be. It stops tonight."
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"- You want anything? - Pumpkin spice, please."
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"You would know, Judy."
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"- Blow on the disk. - Is it on the right component?"
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"you're gonna turn around, Jack,"
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"You are not the center of the universe, Jenna."
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"Just leave the door open and let the elements take me."
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"Looking for this?"
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"and the bad guy always gets what she deserves."
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"so whatever, Liz Lemon."
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"Of course I'll be there."
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"There's a couple of other things I want you to know, Jack."
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"Oh, my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast"
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"for a painting, along with ships with sails"
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"You weren't supposed to have any lines, Kwon Lee."
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"Look, I know you're angry,"
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"nothing ever really changes."
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"I just went, but I guess I could go again."
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"Those carriages are rolling torture wagons"
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"The funeral is tomorrow."
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"♪ Married,"
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"Timberbiel, Beyon-z,"
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