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Clips from That '70s Show - That '70s Pilot (S01E01)

"- It's your house. - Your house."
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"- What's wrong with your dad's hair? - Just don't look at it."
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"And, Eric, cold. Definitely cold."
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"Someday your looks will be gone"
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"Okay, take two. There's plenty. There's plenty coming."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"- A poodle's ass walks into your party. - Eric, don't use the "ass" word."
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"Red, a Toyota?"
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"It'll rust in the driveway before I trade it in."
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"Honey, it is rusting in the driveway."
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"I found it. Just sitting..."
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"you know... around."
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"Put them away, son."
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"Check it out."
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"My dad is thinking of giving me the Vista Cruiser."
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"You're getting a car?"
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"Down the street"
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"Marcia, a football in the face."
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"- That's gonna be huge in the morning. - Huger than my boobs?"
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"So, what's the deal with the Vista Cruiser?"
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"The deal is, there is no deal yet."
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"- How we gonna get to the concert? - Shut up!"
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"Pretty much everybody."
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"I didn't know if you liked music."
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"Michael."
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"I didn't invite you to the concert..."
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"I have the 45 of Hello, it's me."
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"- Okay. You can go. - Only if you want me to."
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"I want you to."
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"and listen to Todd Grunion records?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Okay, bye."
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"- They're frisky. - You can't leave them alone."
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"my sister thinks that we shouldn't be left alone."
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"You could've had me when I was four."
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"Really?"
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"Stupid."
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"Stupid."
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"I mean, I've known you practically my whole life."
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"You kids. Standing around the driveway."
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"It's so darn cute."
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"That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student."
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"Donna?"
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"No, it doesn't work that way with guys."
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"Kelso, how much longer..."
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"Don't worry. I'm breaking up with her."
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"- Never gonna happen. - It's over."
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"So is Red still thinking about giving you the car maybe?"
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"'cause the cruiser's a boat."
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"Like, there's this guy who invented this car that runs on water, man."
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"So it is a boat."
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"Eric!"
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"Eric..."
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"your mother and I have been talking."
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"Since I've been cut back to part-time at the plant..."
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"Honey."
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"Honey, really, I'd rather walk."
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"When I ride the bus in my nurse's uniform, people always show me their scars."
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"He's a teenager. He doesn't wanna drop..."
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"Always yield. Always!"
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"Laurie's friend got pregnant in a car. Don't let that happen."
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"- Bitching! - Eric, not in front of your mother."
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"Sir."
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"Yeah..."
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"- Kelso, that's sweet. - Actually, I'm riding shotgun."
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"- No, you're not. - I'm not riding in the back."
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"Why don't we let Eric decide?"
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"She's old, so no trips out of town."
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"Ever."
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"I guess that's that. We're not going."
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"- Eric, do you wanna go? - He said no trips out of town."
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"I think God would want us to go to Milwaukee."
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"Out of town."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Let's go."
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"- We're not out of gas. - It's the battery."
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"- Why would they talk about that? - They can't help it."
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"Look, say there's a party, see. And all of our parents are there. Together."
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"Hi, Red."
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"Say, isn't it great all our kids are such good friends?"
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"and I have to go to the ladies' room."
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"Donna?"
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"So where you going?"
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"So what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery."
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"We'll trade you our battery, plus $5 for one of your batteries."
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"How about one battery for two concert tickets?"
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"We can't give up two tickets."
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"Okay."
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"Of course, Jackie. I mean, Jackie's gone. But who else?"
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"Come on! You know I'm breaking up with her."
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"A really long hour."
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"But many times I wear it to get down to business."
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"Kevin?"
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"This isn't working."
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"I think we should break up."
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"- I'm having a good time. - Really?"
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"Michael, I am so glad you don't wanna break up."
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"You were so nice to give your ticket away, so you could be with me."
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"You're just too shy to say that, lover."
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"We got a new battery, what's stopping us?"
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"You know, I think Canada closes at 9:30."
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"I didn't talk you into anything."
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"Good night."
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"By the way, thanks for the ride."
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"Good night."
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"Make you change for me"
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"Why don't you do it?"
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"Listen to them up there. The party has reached critical mass."
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"In 10 minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities."
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"If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me."
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"I'm willing to take that risk."
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"And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair."
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"Young and beautiful"
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"Watch it, Eric!"
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"Hot pizza rolls. Coming through. Hot, hot."
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"Is everybody good? I know. I know. Vienna sausages are so versatile."
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"Hi, there, Eric."
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"Mr. Pinciotti."
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"So, Eric, how do you like Bob's new hair? Isn't it groovy?"
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"It's incredibly groovy, Mrs. Pinciotti."
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