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Clips from The Office (2005) - Double Date (S06E06)

"Got you! Broken arm. Boom! Boom! Boom!"
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"How can I pose this to you in a relatable way?"
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"and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna Trolley Museum,"
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"and you are attacked by Triads."
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"How can you hold them off until your clan arrives?"
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"Now, how would you, Dwight, defend against it?"
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"You two are so evenly matched,"
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"The important thing to remember, Jim,"
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"Whoo-hoo! Shout-out."
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""Just want to stress, it's all conjecture."
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""If there's any concrete news, you will know ASAP.""
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"I got it, I got it. Oh! Tuna beat me to it."
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"Oh, Lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs."
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"(SNICKERS)"
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"What if we never see each other ever again?"
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"Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right?"
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"Here's the deal, guys. There is no new information as of yet,"
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"Customers have to use the coupon code from the website."
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"And as of now, there is no differentiation"
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"He needs me. Seat-save infinity."
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"Okay, great."
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"What? What?"
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"I thought we agreed that we wouldn't do things like this."
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"Local magnate Bill Bourbon was killed last night,"
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"and what your alibi is."
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"your character could, say, have been kicked in the head by a horse."
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"It's not scary."
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"What is this contraption, I do declare?"
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"No, no, no. Don't turn this into a political thing."
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"I will poison your food."
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"(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect."
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"All right! A plan it is."
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"It's also never the person you least suspect,"
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"since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most."
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"Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis,"
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"Do you want to go out on a date with me?"
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"We can make out by the horses."
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"because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone,"
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"I just got an e-mail from corporate,"
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"specifically for Accounting, to stop all payments to our vendors."
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"Phyllis..."
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"Michael, I can't..."
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"Okay, I'm going back to work."
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"Now, Jim telling us all to work,"
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"Oh, good, Michael. Listen, I wrote up those sales targets..."
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"(CHUCKLES) I haven't seen it."
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"No."
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"and I can't think of one."
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"We have to get you to our witch doctor right now."
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"Come on, come on!"
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"I should just go."
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"Hey, shut up. You're dead."
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"Today, of all days? No! You shut up!"
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"Detective Wallace?"
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"But we will talk soon, okay? Sure."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Well, there is some bad news."
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"I didn't do it! Okay."
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"Everybody just calm down. I am calm."
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"Count of three, we're all gonna put down our guns."
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"Three. Three."
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"revealing that he also was a double agent,"
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"Oh, and it is 6:00."
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"(ALL PANTING)"
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"(ALL YELLING)"
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"(YELLS)"
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"Broken nose! Boom! Boom! Boom! Broken nose! Gonna flip you."
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"Once a year, Dwight holds a seminar updating us"
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"on the newest developments in the world of karate."
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"Because, as we all know,"
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"the one thing that thousand-year-old martial arts do all the time"
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"is change."
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"You are all members of the Yakuza,"
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"You cannot go wrong with a throat punch."
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"(YELLS)"
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"Okay, so there's no defense for that. Good to know."
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"No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate."
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"Someone attack me. Kevin, go!"
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"No way."
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"Last time, you pulled my pants down,"
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"and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace."
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"False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me!"
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"Okay, with all due respect to everyone here,"
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"I think the most worthy opponent of you is you."
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"That is correct, unless there happen to be measles present."
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"So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch."
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"Easy. Allow me to demonstrate."
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"I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes."
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"Block. Grasp wrist as such."
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"And what if he comes at you with the other hand?"
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"Good point. Second throat punch. Absorb the blow."
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"Groin punch. Hit, block, elbow to the gut!"
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"Uh-oh! Up to the nose! No, you're not!"
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"(SCREAMS IN PAIN)"
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"Oh, my God, he's making you look like such a fool."
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"He really is, but not for long."
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"Ow! God! Instep! Not again!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"You let go! You let go! I can't hold on!"
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"I don't know how one of you is gonna get the upper hand."
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"we always have what is called the element of surprise."
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"(SCREAMS IN PAIN)"
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"But I would say my favorite art form"
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"is a tie between sculpting and stand-up comedy."
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"I did stand-up comedy once."
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"You did? Yeah, I killed."
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"That sounds like it was hilarious."
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"DWIGHT: Michael? Yes?"
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"What is the meaning of this e-mail that everyone got?"
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"You'll have to be more specific, Dwight."
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"I get like eight e-mails a day."
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"This one. "From David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin.""
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""Hello, everyone. I'm sure you've seen the item in the Journal."
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"Erin, do we have the Journal?"
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"Your "feelings journal"?"
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"You told me to put it in the time capsule."
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"Did you? Michael,"
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"he means The Wall Street Journal online."
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"Oh, "The wall.""
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"I found the article."
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