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Clips from The Office (2005) - Double Date (S06E06)

""On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings,"
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""one that is relatively unsurprising is Dunder Mifflin's."
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""It is rumored that they will recommend...""
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"And the article cuts off."
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"It's $1.99 to finish the article."
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"I wonder what it was gonna say."
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"Are you serious?"
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""It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy?""
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"No, no. That doesn't make any sense."
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"Not necessarily. Bankruptcy could mean a lot of things."
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"Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt."
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"Right. Oh, that sounds awful."
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"Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin."
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"Oh, God! Well, that's an interesting theory."
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"You know what?"
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"You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows."
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"It doesn't pay much and you can't unionize."
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"WOMAN OVER PHONE: I'm sorry, Michael. David's in a meeting."
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"Ah, well, maybe you should spy on him."
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"Oh, my God! Wouldn't that be hilarious?"
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"I'll just have him call you back when he's free."
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"Okay, okay. Good."
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"I'll catch you on the flippity-flip. Bye!"
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"He's busy. Call me back when he's free."
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"Michael, are you okay? Did you throw up in there?"
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"No, just pooping. You know how I be."
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"But it smells like throw-up in here."
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"Crazy world, lot of smells."
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"You guys, what if this is our last day at work?"
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"I like Erin. There, I said it."
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"I was kind of hoping she would ask me out,"
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"but things have not panned out on that front,"
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"so, it's time for the Nard-Dog"
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"to take matters into his own paws."
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"(ALL MURMURING)"
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"(SINGING) Everything is gonna"
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"We have to do something, because people are losing it out there,"
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"wondering what's gonna happen."
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"Okay, we need some sort of distraction for everybody."
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"Is there anything new on YouTube? Michael..."
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"Doesn't even need to be good. Oh, God!"
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"I can't think. I need more Mullins."
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"So we have no reason to think that the company's anything but fine."
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"So if we just go on with our work,"
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"you and me, they'll follow along."
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"Monkey see, monkey do."
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"That's it. Monkey pee all over you."
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"That rhymes. So what have we on the docket today?"
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"We have a monthly staff meeting."
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"All right! Let's conference room it up!"
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"so I suggest we all just keep working."
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"Sure, I'm a little nervous, but doing our work will make us feel better."
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"I only slack off when things are good."
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"between the letter O and the zero,"
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"but we are working on that. Stay tuned for that."
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"Also... Oh, God! What?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What? Michael, what happened?"
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"PAM: Is there news? There has been a murder!"
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"There's been a murder in Savannah."
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"MICHAEL: Games have the power to distract people from stressful situations."
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"Battleship got me through my parents' divorce."
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"Operation got me through my vasectomy, i.e., "My Operation.""
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"I don't think"
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"I would have been able to endure my break-up with Holly"
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"had it not been for Toss Across."
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""Belles, Bourbon, and Bullets, a murder mystery dinner party game.""
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"It is so much fun."
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"Everybody plays a character, we go around the room,"
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"we try to figure out who did it."
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"Hey, I'm wondering if this is a terrible idea."
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"This is my call, Jim. Big picture stuff. It's about murder."
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"Tube City. You owe me one."
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"Co-managing is a give and take."
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"You have to pick your battles."
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"One of the battles that I picked"
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"was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes"
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"all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them."
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"He was gonna call it Tube City."
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"It's a sad day down here in Savannah."
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"and all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal"
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"to celebrate Bill as he passes on to his great reward."
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"But you're not just here to pay your respects."
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"You have to figure out which of y'all is the no-account scoundrel who killed him."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"There will be food. You leave, you do not get food."
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"What kind of food? Sandwich platters."
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"I'm in. Baby carrots."
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"Okay, here are your character cards."
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"Take one, pass it down. Here is your prop box."
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"Some of your characters will have props."
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"Now, on your character card, it tells you who you are"
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"Everything else is up to your imagination."
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"So if you talk slowly in real life,"
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"Cool. I'll try it."
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"Okay. Use your imaginations."
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"Who did you get?"
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""Naughty Nellie Nutmeg,"
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""a vivacious young socialite with a penchant for scandal.""
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"BOTH: Ooh!"
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"Saucy. How about you?"
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""Nathaniel Nutmeg, the local bartender and Nellie's brother.""
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"Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary."
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"I don't like my character."
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"Who are you?"
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""Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps.""
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"I'm not comfortable with this."
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"Well, how do you think I feel?"
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"I mean, I have to play "Caleb Crawdad," handsome playboy."
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"Every night a different woman,"
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"being ogled, having to hug and kiss and spoon."
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"I make them feel beautiful."
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"(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Well, well, well!"
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"It's my BlackBerry, Michael. I'm trying to get updates on the company."
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"Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare."
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"You don't have to keep saying, "I do declare,""
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"anytime you say something, it means you're declaring."
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"That is the way Southern people talk."
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"And what designing woman are you basing that on?"
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"Delta Burke, I do declare."
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