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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Perspiration Implementation (S09E09)

"Was it?"
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"No, I'm still doing it."
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"Okay."
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"Don't be offended, but..."
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"what went wrong with you?"
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"I-I guess I assumed at this point in my life,"
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"I would be married or in a relationship,"
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"or even have a pet"
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"that didn't run away or kill itself."
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"I mean, I can't say for sure, but I swear"
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"that rabbit looked me right in the eye"
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"before it hopped in front of that car."
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"Anyway,"
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"Stuart, believe it or not, I understand."
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"You know, before I met Sheldon,"
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"I was alone for a really long time."
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"I was so desperate"
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"for people to like me, when I met these guys,"
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"Okay, we're all feeling it."
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"Look at this blister."
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"Like it or not, we're athletes now."
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"Besides, a bar is where I belong."
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"If you're cranky and retaining water, I have a theory."
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"Why? You never thought"
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"and then you met Amy."
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"Maybe there's someone else out there for you."
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"True, but Penny's married, and so is Bernadette."
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"which really rubs up against my clown phobia."
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"who aren't in serious relationships"
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"Oh, there's a woman."
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"Oh, I'll make her my girlfriend."
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"You're forgetting something."
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"How many sips of that beer did he have?"
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"and I'm told asking out another woman might make me feel better."
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"It's a Pokémon reference."
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Well, we gave it a shot."
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"I'm married, and I'm her grandmother."
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"Ah, what might have been."
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"Well, he knew he was on the breast cam."
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"It wasn't so much fun."
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"Oh, you get used to it."
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"Some guys you have to turn down over and over."
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"And sometimes we marry them anyway."
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"Well, this is weird."
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"What? Barry Kripke just asked me out."
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"Oh."
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"Look at you-- two guys in one day!"
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"I told you things would change if you plucked your eyebrows!"
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""Hi, how are you? I was wondering"
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"Well, what are you gonna do?"
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"I don't know."
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"I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people,"
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"but this is happening so fast."
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"What can it hurt?"
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"Well, I was hoping the next person I dated"
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"You mean, not a scientist?"
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"I think she means not a weirdo."
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"All right, well, what happens if you imagine him naked?"
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"Oh, I don't have to imagine it."
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"I taste salty."
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"And kind of delicious."
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"I know it only takes one doctor's finger."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"We should let you guys talk."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, Bernadette, you're my ride."
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"Walk!"
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"I'm doing all right."
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"I tried fencing today."
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"It was pretty easy."
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"Barry Kripke was there."
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"I should let you know"
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"that he expressed interest in asking you out."
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"Well, actually, he-he already did."
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"In two years, 364 days, he's a dead man."
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"I asked two women out today, and they both said no."
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"I didn't know you were interested in dating."
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"I've been told it's a good way to move on."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"Anyway, um, it's nice to see you."
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"Mmm, thanks."
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"And I taste good too."
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"Howie?"
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"What's up?"
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"Why does your Fitbit say you ran 174 miles yesterday?"
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"Hey, ready for lunch? Oh, one sec."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"so I could watch from the counter"
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"Maybe she kept jumping up on the couch."
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"Like Puss in Boots."
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"That's not why we're here."
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"from the rib cage."
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"Good."
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"On three."
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"Well, that's unacceptable."
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"Oh, buddy, I get that you don't like it,"
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"How dare you!"
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"And how are you gonna do that?"
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"Okay, fine. What...?"
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"with your closest friends?"
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"Three. Oh, boy."
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"Excuse me. I'm recovering from a recent breakup,"
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"And as Ash Ketchum said to Pikachu, "I choose you.""
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"Huh."
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"if you'd like to get a drink after work sometime.""
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"How'd that go?"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in hot, dense state ♪"
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"then called himself stupid before I could say no.""
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"You killed my father. Prepare"
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"My name is Puss in Boots."
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"You killed my father."
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"You've had one lesson. I'll destroy you."
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"That really happened?"
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"Sheldon, instead of focusing on Amy dating other guys,"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"And again."
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"would be a little less like Sheldon."
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