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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Agreement Dissection (S04E04)

"Thirty-two-ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder."
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"We were in here first."
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"- What? - Move, move, move."
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"Cool, I've got a lawyer."
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"...the agreed upon occupancy of the shower."
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"Oh, I'm afraid not."
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"I believe this supersedes the occupancy issue."
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"Oh, I don't know if I'm up for talking about rainbows, unicorns..."
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"Okay, suit yourself."
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"The Priya bashing's starting early. Yay, heh."
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"Good one, Bernadette."
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"Amy and Sheldon sitting in a tree, K-l-S-S-S-S-l-N-G."
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"No, you most certainly are not."
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"- Care to dance? - Oh, sorry, I'm engaged."
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"Excuse me."
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"...through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display."
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"...that benefits me greatly."
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"Excellent question."
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"...with the whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff Leonard Hofstadter."
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"- Trust me, it's a big deal. - They're gonna find out eventually..."
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"Twenty seconds."
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"- Two. - Okay, I'll sign it."
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"I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow..."
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"Leonard, are you in the shower?"
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"I can't hear you. I'm in the shower."
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"I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now."
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"What?"
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"Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events."
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"I can't hear you. I'm in the shower."
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"I have to skip the chitchat."
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"Emergency."
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"- What kind of emergency? - Mathematical."
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"You might not wanna do that."
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"No, I assure you I do."
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"Sheldon, I'm not alone in here."
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"What?"
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"Hello, Sheldon."
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"What are you doing in there? She can't be in here."
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"- You can't be here. - According to the roommate agreement..."
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"The right to bathroom privacy..."
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"...is suspended in the event of force majeure."
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"And believe me, I'm experiencing a very majeure force."
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"Oh, come on, you can't wait two minutes?"
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"Leonard, let the man pee."
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"Penny. Penny. Penny."
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"You dance with me."
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"Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, you are officially charged..."
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"...with two violations of the roommate agreement."
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"- Do you waive reading of the charges? - Yeah, fine."
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"Hang on, no. My client does not waive reading of the charges."
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"Oh."
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"And I've seen her naked. Heh, heh."
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"Proceed."
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"Very well. Ahem."
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"On or about the 28th day of April..."
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"...the accused did knowingly and with malice aforethought..."
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"...deny access to the shared bathroom in a time of emergency..."
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"...to wit, my back teeth were floating."
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"The accused exceeded..."
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"To wit, one."
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"Unless we are under attack by water-soluble aliens."
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"Can I see the roommate agreement?"
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"Um, it's fairly technical."
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"I think I can handle it."
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"Top of her class. Cambridge University."
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"Licensed to practice law in three countries and your face."
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"All right. Based on a cursory reading, it doesn't look like..."
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"...you have much of a case, Sheldon. - Do so, do so."
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"Section seven here..."
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"...on the right to enter in emergency situations..."
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"...is not specific as to what constitutes an emergency."
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"No, that's ridiculous."
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"A bathroom emergency is self-explanatory."
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"Is it? If Leonard forgot to trim his nose hair..."
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"...could he barge in while you were showering?"
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"Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair."
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"He thinks because he's short, nobody can see up there."
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"Point is, Sheldon, the legal principle..."
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"...is ambiguity in a contract benefits the party that did not draft it."
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"In this case, Leonard. So much for count one."
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"- But... - No buts. That's how the law works."
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"Schooled."
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"As for the shower capacity issue, I cite addendum J."
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""When Sheldon showers second, all measures shall be taken..."
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"...to ensure an adequate supply of hot water.""
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"Superseded."
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"This isn't over."
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"No offense, but shower sex with you..."
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"...is now the second best thing that's happened today."
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"Hmm. Greek food on pizza night."
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"This is the most cruel thing we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message..."
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"...from Stephen Hawking on his voicemail."
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"Seriously?"
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"I wish to discuss your theories..."
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"...on black holes. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"Meet me at the Randy's Donut by the airport at 2 a.m."
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"What is that you're eating?"
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"Tonight is pizza night."
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"I'd like to refer that to my attorney."
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"According to what I see here, Thursday nights are Franconi's Pizza night."
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"Yes. And when Franconi's went out of business..."
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"...we switched to Graziano's."
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"That's interesting. Can you just switch restaurants like that, Priya?"
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"Good question, Howard."
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"Turns out you can't."
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"According to the document you drew up, the selection of a new takeout restaurant..."
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"...requires public hearings and a 60-day comment period."
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"Were those criteria met?"
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"No."
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"Well, this is Greek food."
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"Leonard, you hate Greek food."
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"Not as much as you."
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"Fine."
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"I'm nothing if not adaptable."
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"I got you the lamb kabob."
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"- Thank you. - Mm."
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"If you think about it, Greek food isn't that far from Italian food."
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"They share a spice palette."
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"And what a civilization is the Greeks'."
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"Mm."
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