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Clips from Scrubs - My Roommates (S04E04)

"Come on, I still have a little saliva left."
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"- It's chilly out there. - It is cold."
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"Finally, sweep her off her feet with vulnerable cuteness."
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"You know what I call this weather? Snuggle weather."
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"Yeah, hit the bricks, bitch. You got no game."
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"Lately, Turk and Carla had lost their sizzle."
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"Tell him, Turk."
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"Sorry about the twosie, guys."
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"You've been working here two years. Why am I teaching you the same stuff?"
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"I want to see you apply light pressure in small circles."
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"You've only been out here for eight minutes."
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"Ron is coming to town today."
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"You went to medical school, he went to business school."
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"Ron's bringing his kid. I can't wait to meet the child."
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"- naturally, I'll have the lead. - Very exciting."
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"so I had my assistant drive my rental car from the airport."
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"- I called them on it. - They let you stay?"
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"finding a new place is going to be minimum, two to four years."
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"who want to live with a 29-year-old man?"
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"- You want to do this? - It was my idea."
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"Now, look, I need a favour. Let me try it, I'll move out for a week."
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"- Agreed. - All right."
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"And don't worry about John Dorian because I may be poor in pocket,"
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"I need to crash at your place for a week."
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"- Nope. - That's OK."
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"When God closes a window, he opens a door."
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"I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you sleeping here."
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"Kylie, I hear you. But trust me, this week is not going to be about sex."
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"Looks like we're in a walk and hug here. What say we?"
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"You privately acquire hedgehogs. You got a hog farm. Give me a break."
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"- Will you be joining us for dinner? - No way."
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"When we go out, the whole night is a giant pissing contest."
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"Bring Nathan over tonight. The kids can play."
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"So great. So great."
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"- Now what? - Well, let's see."
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"Do you really want to have more sex?"
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"Usually when J.D. Gets off work, we gossip about hospital stuff."
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"Then what the hell are we supposed to do?"
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"Oh, I don't swim."
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"So there's only one rule if you're going to stay at El Casa de Todd."
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"Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd."
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"No problem."
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"- Extra-medium. - This will work."
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"And it'll look good too."
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"unfortunately, it's lacked heart."
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"Now you and I, we both know that your"
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"Well, it's time to shine, Jackie Cox. It is time to shine."
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"Earn Daddy's love on three. 1, 2, 3, earn Daddy's love."
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"how about the building blocks that Jack very rarely ever even touches?"
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"And Laverne told me that Nurse Tisdale"
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"is sleeping with that married albino radiologist."
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"It's not about empathy, it's about judging people."
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"She's in our space."
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"Why? Because I won't dish about others or smell your toe?"
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"Or finger."
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"See you tomorrow, guys."
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"Look, Perry, we just have to accept Jack the way he is,"
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"- Look at these things, Jordan. - Yeah?"
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"What are you trying to say?"
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"They say admitting there's a problem is half the battle..."
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"I mean, hell, if he was an adult, he'd be, well..."
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"...you know, me."
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"- It's obvious what we have to do. - Grit our teeth,"
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"as doctors to tell someone if there is a problem."
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"I've only actually met the child once,"
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"so I think it's important we figure out a way to spend some alone time with him."
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"it's going to be with our neighbour's 17-year-old."
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"And don't think he hasn't asked."
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"Hello? Anybody home?"
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"- We should ask him back. - Baby, no."
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"- What happened? - I clubbed it with a Maglite."
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"I can probably stay and fix it. It could take 3, 4, 5 days."
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"I want to volunteer, give you a place to stay."
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"You're going to slather jam on my face and sic a family of raccoons on me."
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"It'll be nice to have a buffer between me and my mom."
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"Sorry, bro. We're crowded tonight."
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"We doing this? I'll baby-sit the hell out of Jack."
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"Go out. Enjoy it. Celebrate your uniqueness. I can do it!"
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"Because the last time I checked, the correct term was "African-American"."
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"Well, Turk lets me call him brown bear."
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"- Who the hell is Turk? - I should go."
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"Nathan."
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"Baby?"
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"Could you get a towel to wipe sweat from my head?"
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"This should not have been removed."
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"Todd made you wear a hammock to bed?"
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"Thanks, Kylie. I can just sleep on the couch."
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"You don't have to crash on the couch."
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"I don't want to come home. It took me a month to get here from the couch."
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"I'll go."
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"It is so great you're going to talk to your friend."
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"I will jump right in."
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"What's up?"
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"I think Nathan is autistic."
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"You can't handle that my kid is better at building blocks,"
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"You know what, why don't you just get the hell out of here?"
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"That's just not going to happen."
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"No way."
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"but it was good to be home."
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"You guys moved couch?"
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"I'm glad you're home, buddy."
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"I missed you, my African-American friend."
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"- Call me brown bear. - Brown bear."
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"I just want to say that"
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"I'm going to handle this situation so much better than you could."
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"the Vegas odds-makers are making Coxy a heavy favourite."
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"I owe you an apology, Turk."
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"- Splitsies? - Of course."
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"OK, fine. More for me."
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"listening to me gossip and playing stupid games with Turk."
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"How do you make yourself do all that stuff?"
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"I don't know. I never thought about it."
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"You guys couldn't go one week alone without needing J. Dizzle around."
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"Yeah."
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"Kylie wanted to take things slowly."
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"- Too much kissing? - No."
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"We all know where that ends."
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"The dance begins with a subtle hint."
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"I am so pooped."
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"Step two, sashay her into sympathy."
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