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Clips from The Office - Work Experience (S01E01)

"and go, "oh, hold on, what's going on here?"
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"Whilst getting the job done, they're having a laugh at work"
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"with the sword of damocles hanging over them."
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"Guilty! Get a new rule book!"
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"All right?"
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"it works with the turtle."
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"Ok. Good."
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"Finally, this young lady is Donna..."
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"daughter of my best friends, Ron and Elaine."
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"She's lodging with me, so she's my responsibility,"
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"and her dad's not only a copper, but he's a bloody big bugger, isn't he,"
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"I've got something she could take down in evidence!"
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"Don't worry about this."
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"Do you want to receive some swollen goods?"
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"Get out. I mean it."
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"Shame."
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"I will not have her tunnel"
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"bandied around this office willy nilly."
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"if you do have any trouble from the men..."
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"- what should she do, Dawn? - Kick them in the balls."
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"- Oh! Feminist. - Get your bra off."
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"- Do you want to go out as well? - Sorry. Burn your bra. Feminists."
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"Good point."
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"Obviously keep a t-shirt on, like Charlie Dimmock."
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"Ok. That's it."
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"What are you doing? That's ridiculous."
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"Hello. Wernham Hogg."
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"Hang on. I'll put you through."
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"That is... you won't need to use that."
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"You've met this lot. This is Gareth,"
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"who you saw in the meeting."
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"Hi. Gareth. Welcome."
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"- And Ricky. - Hi. Nice to meet you."
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"Even longer."
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"- Hello. - Good."
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"Ok. Settle her in. Get her started. Show her the phones and everything."
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"But first, methinks the lady dost need a chair!"
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"To sit down."
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"Then I could teach her the ropes."
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"That's my responsibility as team leader."
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"David? I'm just saying..."
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"when people say..."
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"My answer's the same - to me, they're not mutually exclusive."
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"if you were to ask me to name three geniuses,"
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"you know. I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett."
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"Gareth ave you got a licence to carry that?"
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"Portable phone. Right?"
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"Can you swap places with Donna, please?"
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"No... I'm not moving."
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"Do as you're told."
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"What are you going to do, phone me?"
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"- I am team leader. - I don't give a monkey's."
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"You're so immature."
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"An immature little tosser."
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"- So... - David, I was just saying to Tim..."
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"looks like a... doesn't it?"
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"- Gun holster. - it's just my portable telephone."
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"- I was just saying to Tim maybe... - I just thought of something."
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"The question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
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"- Clint Eastwood. - Spot on."
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"to the worldwide web - internet."
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"No shopping. All right?"
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"Everyone's got e-mail. Have you used e-mail before?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. it's easy, isn't it?"
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"- I'll just show her on here. - Yeah."
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"Oh, you got a new one. See where it says "new mail"?"
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"No."
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"Donna should not have to see me"
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"as a woman with two men doing that all over me."
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"You got nice boobs."
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"No. it's just my head. They've put it on there..."
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"who else has seen this filth?"
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"You know what I'm talking about. Who else has seen this filth"
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"You haven't even got e-mail, Joan."
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"Someone printed it out for me."
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"Who printed this out for Joan?"
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"And not because I'm in it,"
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"but because it degrades women..."
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"which I hate."
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"And the culprit, whoever it is, is in this room."
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"Or she. it could be a woman."
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"Naming no names - I don't know any -"
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"but women are dirty."
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"Good friend of mine and a bloody good rep - Chris Finch."
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"IQ of 142. One of the cleverest blokes I know."
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"- Certainly the cleverest bloke you know. - Chris Finch. Yeah."
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"He was in an argument once and he went,"
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""how can I hate women? My mum's one.""
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"Yeah? There's a lot of truth in that."
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"And that's why when I see... rubbish."
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"I'm not annoyed because I'm in it or I'm a prude."
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"In a way. it's sexist, and I hate that."
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"- But I really hate it. - I've always..."
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"The point is this, yeah,"
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"we've got access to the internet, but it is not censored."
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"Is that a good or a bad thing?"
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"All I know is I can type in..."
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"it takes a little while."
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"Just click on one at random."
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""dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.""
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"Now, you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs."
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"- They should be equal. - Women are equal."
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"- Do you want to play with my hair? - Huh?"
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"- Play with my hair. - Play with your hair? All right, then."
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"I've got kind of hot hands. Sorry."
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"That's all right. Just don't touch my head."
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"All it is..."
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"Donna."
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"Away from home. I know boys will be boys."
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"Word from the top is..."
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"- hands off. - Yeah."
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"- Out of bounds. - Yeah."
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"- Look, but don't touch. - What do you mean by look?"
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"Fine."
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"What if she's up for it?"
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"- What can we play now? - I don't know."
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"Ask around. Find out who did the picture, yes."
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"- Discreetly. - Undercover."
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"I'm trained in this. When I was in the army."
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"- Territorial. - Territorial army."
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