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Clips from Scrubs - My Conventional Wisdom (S06E06)

"Listen to me."
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"Keith isn't going to care. He's not."
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"Why are you being so nice to me?"
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"Lay off the stick or I'll wait till you're asleep"
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"and I will cheese grate your nerps."
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"Oh."
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"Hopefully that's the right lettering."
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"Now, if you'll go ahead and excuse me,"
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"I had busted a move and left."
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"Oh, no, I'm saving this for someone. He should be here any minute."
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"J.D.: And, yeah, I still have doubts about my decision."
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"I love you, babe."
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"- See you tomorrow. - Yeah."
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"Who am I kidding? Eventually, we all have to face the music."
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"Dr. Toilet? He's beautiful."
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"Ted's vacation pay?"
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"- Get out of here. - Yeah."
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"J.D.: For now, I was just glad to get back home"
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"Only imagine that the hearse out front is actually a horse and a carriage,"
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"- That was then. - What's so different now?"
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"I mean, what if not being with Elliot is the biggest mistake of my life?"
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"Why don't you come with me? Probably take your mind off of Elliot."
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"when a car gets farther and farther away,"
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"TURK: No, not yet. I gotta stop and go pee."
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"I wouldn't hit that with Staddlemeyer's dong."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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"spreading the word about her wedding."
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"July 21 st, save the date."
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"Oh, my God, Carla, I've been so busy, I just assumed you knew that you were."
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"Carla, will you be my maid of honor?"
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"See? It's all in here."
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"Let's make cancer feel foolish."
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"- You know. - Meeting."
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"- Hip-hop hugs. - Greeting."
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"Say I was too nervous to hit on that girl over there,"
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"What should I do?"
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"Roger, in my defense, those sounds were very muffled."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Oh, also I was sorry to hear that you lost your legs."
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"I was hoping you'd let us use it."
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"and Britney doesn't get along with Jennifer."
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"Gilchrist, please."
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"Realize this is a young doctor under stress."
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"- That won't be funny. - No, no."
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"There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it."
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"on the use of high-dose radiation therapy in prostate cancer."
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"his death due to my inability to see a clearer picture of his heart"
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"see me start my life with my soul mate."
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"Soul mate? Try last resort."
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"So, let me ask you this there, Barb."
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"Probably."
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"That's probably a question"
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"When I got engaged, all I could think of was,"
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"and I pushed you out the door,"
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"- Were you ever planning on telling me? - Yes, of course, yes."
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"I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what could I possibly say?"
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"You know what?"
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"ditch your undies,"
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"to test them."
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"you're gonna have tassels hanging out your nose."
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"Teddy Buckland."
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"With a pineapple wedge, please."
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""Oh, my God, it's coming right at us!""
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"- OLD MC: Bust a move? - You have a problem, sir! Seek help."
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"- You know what you're gonna do? - What?"
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"And don't worry about coming to my wedding,"
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"COX: You're fine."
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"I'm gonna go grab a quick shower to get this moment off of me."
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"J.D.: Turk was giving me the silent treatment"
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"because I had taken Old MC's advice over his."
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"J.D.: Hey, you know how in the movies,"
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"You just have to try not to act like a crazy person."
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"What just happened?"
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"we might end up together, you know?"
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"The man's a genius."
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"Okay, as your maid of honor,"
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"while Kelso's out of town?"
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"will be boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, and that's insanity."
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"(SNARLS)"
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"I'll start to choke and then you yell, "Is there a doctor in the house?""
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"- Oh, who's this? - I don't know. Get out."
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"Well, then, what's left?"
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"considering I just had a bomb dropped on me."
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"What vacation pay?"
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"J.D., do you think that I'm making a mistake by marrying Keith?"
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"God, I can't stop thinking about Elliot."
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"J.D., how could you just leave me waiting there?"
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"Good to see you again, man."
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"J.D.: Hey, I bought snacks for the trip. Pringle?"
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"on the convention circuit saying that line."
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"You're the one who should be busting moves!"
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"which I am totally going to fit into"
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"You know what, John? Let's just drop it and move on."
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"JANINE: Sure thing, Dr. Toilet."
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"and the point is, sometimes settling works."
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"I mean, what if I am settling with Keith?"
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"Ted?"
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"He's never going to believe I did this."
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"On our way to Phoenix, yeah!"
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"You're gonna sit here and wait for Kim,"
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"Hi, Dad."
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"She's getting married."
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"I thought even after all the hell we'd put each other through,"
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"- Check me! - Bust a move!"
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"What if a great song comes on, but I'm too shy to get down."
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"And what the hell have you two been doing all morning?"
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"She's not upset with you because you asked her to help."
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"I'll be honest with you."
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"I will check to see if the quarterly fiscals"
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"Do you think she still thinks about me?"
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"Really more of a statement than a question, but thank you."
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"But it's been really good seeing you and..."
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"but may I ask how that happened in the first place?"
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"I will chop it off!"
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"Not too bad,"
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"And then dudes turning to hot chicks and being all like,"
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"because there probably won't be one."
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"J.D.: I guess I'm just hoping that the doubts will fade away."
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"I trimmed a little fat in the budget so we could afford him."
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"(WHOOPING)"
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