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Clips from Scrubs - My Fishbowl (S06E06)

"I promise you, I'll put that up in the barracks."
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"about how you played my tush like a bongo"
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"until I cried out in pleasurelpain?"
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"- Sorry? - Your army buddies are gonna see it"
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"No, filthy's cool."
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"Private Dancer, more like "Private Man-sure.""
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"As in, "Man, he sure has a positive outlook on life." Right?"
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"Carla, you rascal,"
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"I can't help but notice you love making jokes."
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"you were saying earlier about your coffee?"
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"You would hear crickets chirping,"
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"Well, I think you are very funny"
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"when you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse."
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"You know, as long as you stay right in your wheelhouse."
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"And it's no different for any of us."
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"Barbie is funniest when she's an anal-retentive train wreck,"
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"Well, you know, I do what I do when I do what I do."
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"The Janitor is amusing because, quite frankly, he's insane..."
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"I made shoes for my rabbit."
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"And Alice here, well, she can turn a phrase."
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"that you are now fantasizing about me being the maid in The Brady Bunch."
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"J.D.: He was."
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"but they've got funny names."
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"For example, Dr. Beardface, Dr. Mickhead, Colonel Doctor,"
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"and Snoop Dogg Intern."
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"- Hey, hey! - My bad, Snoop Dogg Resident."
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"The Todd is a sexual deviant, Laverne believes in God,"
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"which is hilarious to me and Ted is the hospital sad sack."
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"- I am? - Yes."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-"
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"T."
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"I also do funny rants."
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"in this entire dump who is funny, no matter what he says."
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"Holy Hell, are my new boxers made of wool?"
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"The point is, please,"
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"I'm not a sad sack, am I?"
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"Ted, your pen exploded."
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"Bitches, leave!"
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"It's go time."
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"No, no, no, no, no. We're playing "guess the movie quote.""
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"That was from RoboCop."
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"It's my turn,"
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""I could have gotten more out.""
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"I took my college girlfriend, Stacy Blue, to see that on our first date."
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"I cried, she didn't."
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"You banged her while I was in Theology."
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"For the 100th time, nothing happened!"
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"You walked in and thought the worst."
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"There were no water balloons."
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"I looked, no balloons. You know what? I'm tired of this story."
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"I'm gonna call her, we'll clear it up once and for all."
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"Hi, Mrs. Blue?"
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"Hi, it's Dr. John Dorian."
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"She's dead?"
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"Incidentally, did she ever mention"
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"Your dead daughter loved them."
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"Real smooth."
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"You know what, Turk?"
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"I wouldn't mess with me on watermelon day."
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"J.D., come on, let's go."
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"who helped him out pets as a thank you."
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"Snoop Dogg Resident."
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"My 'hos are gonna love this."
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"Hey, why are you checking Private Dancer's blood sugar?"
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"He's being discharged."
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"Not yet he isn't."
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"Could you hold this?"
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"- Oh, damn. - What?"
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"I don't know if it's old age that's slowing me down"
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"or maybe all that blood I lost last night fighting that hobo, but I just blew that."
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"I should have said,"
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"I can't have you all mopey tonight when we're out clubbing."
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"Well, he gave us quite a scare, but he's stable and breathing now."
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"He is low on MS Contin."
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"No, we can't!"
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"Baby, remember, we're supposed to renew"
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"our relations tonight for the first time since Izzy was born."
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"Well, I guess the only thing you're gonna renew tonight"
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"is your driver's license. Hello!"
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"- Wow. - I'm funny, damn it."
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"Maybe you not being able to have sex tonight"
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"is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy."
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"- J.D., drop it. - What happened that night?"
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"This is how I remember it."
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"So I said, "Get off my girl before I kick your ass so deep"
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""You know you're my boyeeeee. This ain't be what it looks like, a'ight?""
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"But it wasn't "a'ight," was it Turk?"
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"(IMITATING STACY) "Hey, we should have a water-balloon fight!""
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""Let's take off all our clothes and get under the covers and warm up. ""
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"Then you came back from your class and you heard Stacy say,"
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""Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys. ""
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""Calm down, J.D. This isn't what it looks like. ""
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"Then I said, "All right?""
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"Nothing happened, so drop it."
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"No balloons, and we didn't even have a basketball!"
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"Who changed my picture?"
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"Hey, jerk. You think I've got nothing better to..."
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"Sorry, wrong jerk."
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"You're never gonna win a head game with me, Dorian, never!"
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"Never!"
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"No, Turk. I know that face. Don't you dare make a foofie."
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"Baby, I had a big old lunch, now I got the downtown pushdowns."
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"No."
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"Oh, my God, you think farts are funny, too?"
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"I can't believe this."
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"My picture has been changed in every single room."
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"I'd just have them read Newbie's latest blog entry."
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""Why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome.""
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"Why would anyone do this to me?"
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"It's a mystery is what it is."
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"who they will do."
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"I'm outta here!"
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"It smells like pickles and milk, sort of like one of Enid's burps."
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"Consider it a chance for you to prove yourself."
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"let's walk together, I'll tell you about my favorite stain."
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"(QUIETLY) Let's turn this corner..."
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"Oh, you're good."
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"Guys, I think I figured out what happened to Brian."
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"his injuries are too severe to let him back into the service."
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