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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Ship'rect (S02E02)

"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"- Holt, what's up with the hair? - Thanks for noticing."
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"Our friend Holt."
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"Okay, we got, uh, me, Lester and, uh, Rachel Maddow here."
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"...don't like boats."
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"Water, neither."
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"Oh, baby, you're burning up. Let me take your temperature."
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"Praise the Lord."
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"I'm supposed to learn how to make a lowercase G."
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"The hell I am."
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"God, please get me out of this. Aah!"
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"I just want to feel better. Aah!"
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"Breathe."
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"Repeat."
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"Left, left, left, right, left..."
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"I second."
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"Oh, like a multimedia piece of art?"
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"- Hello? - Come on in."
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"Someone is living la vida richa."
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"Smells awful in here."
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"No. It smells like four Super Bowl rings in here."
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"...but you're Barry Shadwell, the only guy from Stoolbend..."
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"You were my boyhood idol."
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"Well, you and Gene Gene the Dancing Machine."
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"I Never Understood the Rules: The Barry Shadwell Story."
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"Did you say you met Barry Shadwell?"
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"That's how you tackle a hungry crowd."
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"Mm. That's not just good, that's Barry good."
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"So get yourself a sack of sauce."
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"Then we found a whole bunch of popcorn in the bathroom and ate it."
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"So how are you feeling, man?"
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"In case I don't make it through this..."
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"...Walt, you get my afro pick, my bullet collection..."
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"I think we both know why."
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"Well, thanks, Cleveland."
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"Though nothing's wrong with it and I didn't call."
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"- Why would you have? - Huh?"
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"Put on a helmet, damn it."
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"Well, I could fix him up with my stepdaughter, Roberta."
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"...you may have contact beginning tonight."
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"- Unless you got other plans. - Well, actually..."
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"Oh, look at Mr. Solo-Album talking about abandoning friends."
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"Oh, what am I gonna do?"
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"It doesn't matter anyway."
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"Cle-bro. Check it out."
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"Wow, you named the boat after me. Oh, that's so nice."
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"Hey, Cleveland. You ready to go?"
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"That's Barry Shadwell, you idiot."
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"Yeah, you don't ask Barry Shadwell to sign a paddle."
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"You ask him to sign your scuba flipper."
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"Oh, I'm so glad you guys are down with Barry Shadwell..."
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"Your friend gets to ride on a boat with his hero."
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"A redneck, a midget and a bear."
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"...in the last three episodes of 'Til Death, except I inserted jokes."
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"Fool around?"
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"I can't believe you're going to spend our anniversary watching football."
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"Here I am, innocently trying to exploit Cleveland's celebrity connection..."
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"First good idea you had since you showed up."
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"So how much we getting for the girl?"
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"...to the outside world."
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"B-Shad and I already took the liberty of making reservations."
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"You're going to that dinner alone."
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"My daughter is not for sale like some Chinese baby."
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"She was murdered last night."
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"Huh. No reason the two of us still can't have dinner."
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"We're training for a regatta."
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"I've never heard of Barry Shadwell."
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"Barry, have you ever heard of Frank Larson?"
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"Hey, I could drive you, Cleveland."
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"...alcohol no longer affects you."
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"I'm sorry about Roberta."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- What? - Me."
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"What? I didn't kiss him, he kissed me."
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"Look, he kissed me. I was surprised."
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"I understand."
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"For instance, if Hank Aaron was here, would you kiss him?"
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"- Hell, no. - Ha, ha."
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"And you are too."
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"Hey, man, uh, we gotta talk."
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"- Look, I'm not gay. - Well, I'm not gay either."
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"Now, look, what's done is done."
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"I'm not sure about that race."
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"That fat son of a bitch."
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"I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys."
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"Oh, D-na. What are we gonna do?"
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"They're off."
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"And immediately, all the boats we don't care about are out of the race."
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"The breeze is picking up, so don't expect smooth sailing."
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"Great farting weather, though."
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"My Cheez-Its."
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"The tiller line broke."
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"Cleveland, help me. They're slipping through my hands."
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"We had some fun, but it got pretty weird."
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"...I think I should go."
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"Would it make any difference if I gave you all..."
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"I'm done with beer, anyway."
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"- What does that mean, Cleveland? - I don't know."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"My happy mustache face This is the Cleveland Show"
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"Hair growth shots. There's side effects, anal leakage."
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"No problem. Tampons work for guys too."
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"Ahoy, shipmates."
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"I'm here to announce that our boat for the river race is officially ready."
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"So all we need now is a fourth guy for our boat..."
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"...and we'll be tasting free beer at the Stool for a year."
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"We didn't, uh, ask you, Cleveland, because of what, uh, Lester said."
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"Oh?"
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"You're a jackass, bear, you know that?"
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"...because most of your blacks, not all, not all..."
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"- No, it's ice skating we don't like. - Oh."
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"We are so going to win this thing."
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"Free beer for a year at the Stool."
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"Oh, I'm leaking."
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"Why is so damn hot and cold in here?"
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"Sweet beets and peanut meat, 102."
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"We're getting you to bed right now."
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"No, I can't be sick now."
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"I gotta be at school. I got two ducks to color in."
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