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Clips from South Park - Go God Go XII (S10E10)

"without at least a Laser 7 output."
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"You've got to be...me! Science damn it!"
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"I am so...sick of the future!"
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"I'll tell you what's wrong."
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"I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii,"
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"and if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!"
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"Well, we're all glad you're back."
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"I know somebody who's missed you very much."
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"Come on in, K-10!"
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"Bark! Bark! Hello, Eric! I have missed you."
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"Suck my balls, K-10. I'm not in the mood."
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"Fellow atheists,"
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"the Time Child has returned with information on our sworn enemies,"
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"the Allied Atheist Alliance!"
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"But those are civilian otters."
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"We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed!"
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"Yes, but sending out all our ships at the same time,"
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"it would leave our city exposed."
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"That's why we have to be super-duper sure"
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"The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defence ships"
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"to take down the Allied Atheist Alliance's clam fields!"
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"Praise Science! This is your chance, young Shvek,"
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"to avenge your father's death."
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"Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them"
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"doesn't mean we have the right to kill them all."
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"No! Our answer to the great question is the only logical one."
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"Our Science is great."
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"who finally freed the world of religion long ago."
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"Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future."
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"But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife"
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"that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough."
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"You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you."
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"you can make your Monvert sparkle like never before."
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"God, I hate future TV. There's too many commercials!"
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"- I'm so bored! - There's nothing to do!"
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"Tell me about it."
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"Hey, I know! Let's crank call people in the past!"
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"Crank Prank! Crank Prank Time Phone!"
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"New from Zasbro! It's Crank Prank Time Phone!"
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"I just dial a random number on the keypad,"
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"enter a date and year on the divilibrator, and..."
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"Wow! Someone from the past is on the line!"
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"Hello, is your refrigerator running? Well, then, you'd better go catch it!"
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"Crank Prank, Crank Prank Time Phone!"
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"Hi! It's the year 1973, right?"
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"Could I speak with Al Coholic, please?"
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"anti-matter fusion cone, and thirty Blaine HF watt triggers."
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"Warning: Crank Prank Time Phone is for entertainment purposes only."
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"Making anything other than crank calls to the past"
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"could affect the present and end your existence."
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"Why didn't anyone tell me there was a time phone?"
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"Why does it matter? Bark, bark."
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"Don't you see? If I get one of those phones,"
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"I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself!"
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"Then I can go back to my time and play Nintendo Wii."
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"Bark, bark! That phone is for crank calling only."
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"I care! Where's the closest toy store?"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"- Store is now open, welcome. - Finally!"
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"Now, I am required by the state to make sure"
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"you know this is for prank calling the past only, right?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm only going to crank call people."
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"- All right, that will be 6000 credits. - Six thousand credits?"
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"What do I look like to you, a Thurilian miner?"
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"This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive."
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"Look. I have to have one of those phones."
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"Oh, all right, then I have to have 6000 credits."
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"Bark, bark, I'm sorry, Eric. Bark, bark."
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"How about a robot? How much for the robot?"
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"Science damn it! Wait."
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"K-10, can you access the store's sales records?"
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"Working. Bark, bark."
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"The United Atheist Alliance has taken the bait!"
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"Soon they will send their ships out to destroy our decoy clam fields."
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"And while their ships are away,"
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"the United Atheist League intends to attack them."
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"For when the United Atheist League attacks the United Atheist Alliance,"
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"we will charge in and kill them all!"
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"Our Science, our answer to the great question shall prevail!"
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"And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!"
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"I'll get it, darling. Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Yes, hello. I'm calling for Mr. Wall."
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"I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here."
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"Oh, is Mrs. Wall there?"
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"No, there are no Walls here."
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"Then how does your roof stay up?"
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"No, we're from the future!"
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"Hi, I'm a Pepper, and I'm wondering if you'd like to be a Pepper, too."
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"God darn you!"
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"That was a great one!"
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"Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department."
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"I need to check your Lortran for Inhubitors."
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"Oh. Okay, I guess."
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"Come on in, Bob."
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"All right, just let me just use my tools."
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"- Hey! - Stupid assholes! I got your time phone!"
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"Bark, bark."
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"Science H. Logic. What a jerk!"
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"Silence, otters!"
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"- It's the wise one. - The wise one speaks."
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"This is not the path we should be taking."
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"Wise one, our answer to the great question"
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"is the only one based on good Science."
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"Science, reason, is that really all there is?"
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"They are not a logical race, wise one!"
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"They go around chopping down trees for tables"
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"Yes! The great Dawkins said we cannot tolerate those who don't use reason!"
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"How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?"
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"Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise."
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"Oh, he was intelligent,"
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"but some of the most intelligent otters I've ever known,"
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"were completely lacking in common sense."
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"Maybe some otters do need to believe in something."
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"Who knows?"
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"Maybe just believing in God makes God exist."
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Hello?"
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"- Am I there? - Who is this?"
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