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Clips from South Park - Go God Go XII (S10E10)

"No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen!"
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"Listen to me carefully! You need to be patient!"
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"What? Who the hell is this?"
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"It's me!"
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"Me who?"
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"Me you!"
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"What?"
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"I'm you in the future!"
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"You have to be patient and wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out,"
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"or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!"
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"Very funny, Kyle!"
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"It's not Kyle! It's you!"
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"I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!"
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"Just listen to me!"
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"Dickhead."
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"What an asshole!"
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"Hello?"
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"- Eric? Is that you? - Butters! Butters, listen to me!"
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"Just listen."
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"I'm about to come over to your house and ask you to help me freeze myself."
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"Do not do it!"
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"Eric, are you playing a joke on me again?"
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"No, this is not a joke!"
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"Whatever I say to you, Butters, no matter how hard I try,"
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"do not do what I tell you."
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"Butters, come on, we've got to go!"
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"No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself!"
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"Come on, Butters, it's going to get dark!"
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"But you're telling me not to go with you."
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"What?"
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"Who the...is this?"
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"If you freeze yourself, you are going to die!"
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"Suck my balls!"
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"No, you suck my balls!"
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"Okay, you have one minute."
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"and put Clyde Frog in the closet so nothing would happen to him, right?"
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"Are you spying on me?"
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"No, I am you, you stupid asshole!"
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"Come on, Butters, we're going."
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"Oh, all right then."
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"God, I hate that guy!"
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"My friends, the time has come."
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"May Science give us the courage to do what we must."
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"Launch all defensive ships to Sector J-7!"
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"Take out the otters' clam fields!"
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"Their capital is now unprotected."
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"Then begin the attack. Science be praised."
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"Kill the table eaters in the name of almighty Science!"
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"- Hello? - Hello? Kyle?"
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"Yes, hello, Kyle, it's Eric. How's it going?"
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"What do you want?"
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"so I think maybe you are the only person who can understand this."
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"You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself?"
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"It's a stupid idea."
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"and you were right, Kyle, it backfired and I was frozen for 500 years"
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"No, Kyle, listen. Please!"
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"I think, right about now, I'm in my mom's freezer."
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"Just stop me from freezing myself"
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"and I will get down on my knees and I will suck your balls."
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"I'll suck them dry, Kyle."
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"My whole day is screwed up because of you!"
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"Kyle? Kyle!"
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"Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past."
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"You could change the present."
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"Well, I don't notice anything different KIT-9, do you?"
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"I guess not, meow, meow."
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"I see."
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"- T.C.! We're under attack! - By who?"
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"We have to get to the war room! It's the only safe place!"
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"The United Atheist League is bombing the city!"
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"We're defenceless!"
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"This is terrible!"
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"I'm going to die in the future without ever playing Nintendo Wii?"
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"Sir, the sea otters are advancing. They've broken through the east portal!"
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"What are you otters doing? This is our attack!"
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"You fools! This will be the end of us all!"
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"You fools! This will be the end of us all!"
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"Then accept our answer to the great question and we will withdraw!"
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"Your answer to the great question is illogical!"
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"No! Allied Atheist Alliance! That way it has three A's!"
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"So be it! We cannot agree! Prepare to die!"
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"Why is everyone in my past so stupid that they think I'm crank calling them?"
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"But, Eric, meow, meow,"
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"you knew the wife of the smartest man in all of history."
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"Your teacher, the one called Garrison."
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"Garrison? But he's an asshole!"
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"Oh, yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!"
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"- Give this monkey what she wants! - Oh, Ms. Garrison!"
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"Garrison residence. Can you call back later, please?"
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"It's an emergency! It's an emergency!"
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"An emergency?"
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"I need to speak with Mr. Garrison right now."
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"Look, asshole, this is a real emergency."
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"Just pass the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself"
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"since the sex-change operation!"
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"Sex-change operation?"
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"You're a man?"
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"Not any more! I've been fixed!"
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"Richard, hold on. I can explain!"
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"Explain? How could I be so stupid?"
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"Richard, come back, please!"
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"Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!"
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"Have a fun time mocking God in hell, you queer!"
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"Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison?"
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"All right, Eric, are you all set to go?"
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"Go. Right. Where am I going?"
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"We told you, we're sending you home."
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"With the Crank and Wank Time Machine."
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"Don't worry, my son."
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"When you return to your time, you will merge with your other self."
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"Wait. Isn't everybody at war over atheism?"
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"We've learned to get rid of all -isms in our time."
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"Yes, long ago we realised -isms are great for those who are rational."
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"But in the hands of irrational people, - Isms always lead to violence."
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"Of course there's war!"
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"The stupid French-Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii!"
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"Yeah!"
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"But now the moment has come to send you back to your time."
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"We unfroze you for a purpose, and now that purpose is fulfilled."
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"And what was that purpose again?"
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