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Clips from Family Guy - Brian's Play (S11E11)

"♪ Lucky there's a family guy"
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"♪ He's... a... fam... ily... guy! ♪"
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"kind of one of those theater kids in high school."
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"Hey, guys."
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"who barked at a pineapple for four hours."
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"Big night, Brian. How you feeling?"
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"I just want it to go well."
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"Because that will determine whether or not"
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"This should tide you over for a while."
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"That's pretty good."
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"God, I hate understudies."
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"(crowd groans)"
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"Nailed it."
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"this is gonna suck for one of us."
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"What is it?"
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"That's right, we do."
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"When he going to meet Evita?"
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"Not every play is Evita."
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"(laughing)"
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"And that's why it works."
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"Donna, don't go!"
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"I mean, usually, the shows suck in this town."
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""Here's hoping A Passing Fancy is actually a staying fancy."
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""for his hilarious and insightful look"
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""If you see only one play as an adult,"
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"Maybe someday."
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"I was the human resources director for the Muppets."
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"Mr. Beaker, it is my unfortunate task"
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"and everyday Epsom salt have gone missing."
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"Oh, please."
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"I want to talk to you about that thing."
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"I was going to start rehearsing my new play."
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"Oh, you actually wrote a little play."
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"but it has just gotten so crazy."
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"It's great."
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"I'm fine. I can keep going."
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"You're such an amazing writer, Brian."
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"Oh, I think so, Seamus!"
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"But would you mind-- and I hate asking--"
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"It's miraculous."
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"(fart noise)"
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"Congratulations on your new play."
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"Okay, listen to me."
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"(screaming)"
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"Okay, that's something."
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"Yeah, I was planning to submit it"
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"New York can be pretty harsh, especially to outsiders."
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"I made you this."
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"buried in the backyard next to your soup bone."
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"Stewie, I..."
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"to sit in that theater with all those braying hyenas."
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"when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot?"
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"puns and stolen bits."
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"(squirrel chittering)"
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"(barking)"
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"You stink!"
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"Hi, Stewie. I'll be right there."
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"I just got to finish this crap."
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"Besides, I checked, and there's no play"
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"Really?"
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"Oh, you won't regret it, Brian."
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"Hi. I'm Michael."
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"And this is our Uzbekistani friend, Bokyavroychesku."
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"I read your play, An American Marriage."
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"Oh, thank you, David."
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"when I was writing my own play."
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"Hello. Alan Bennett."
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"I wrote Art and God of Carnage."
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"You want to say your grade point average, too?"
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"We have this thing where we go"
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"and laugh ourselves sick."
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"(laughing)"
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"Oh, there you are."
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"That was the worst night of my life."
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"Oh, this is about the play. Sorry."
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"I finally had some kind of success as a writer."
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"I was fine being an okay writer,"
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"By the time I'm dead, you won't even be ten."
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"You'll have 70 more years to be great."
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"I just wish I could have had five to be good."
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"It's a depressing voice, but it's yours."
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"with Woody Allen and his daughter-wife."
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"Changed a few things."
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"But how? You..."
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"Did you do that... for me?"
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"But... thanks."
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"Hey, what do you say we head back home?"
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"That sounds good."
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"Remember, kids-- if it's terrible,"
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"at the end, we all say, "You did it!""
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"I can't believe we're going to the theater"
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"the same day Chris drowned a mouse in a puddle."
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"I mean, don't we need a day to clear our heads?"
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"Boy, this takes me back."
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"♪ He purified me"
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"♪ Suddenly Seymour..."
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"Mrs. Andrews, I pooped in the pot again."
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"I'm gonna need somebody to clean me up."
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"(crying)"
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"It's really bad this time."
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"Oh, hey, there's Glenn."
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"Hey, this is my date, Consuela."
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"No, no, no."
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"Okay, we're here as friends,"
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"but I'm gonna change your mind one day."
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"It's hard to believe he's the same dog"
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"Close your purse. I can see your tampons."
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"What happens to you?"
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"There's the man of the hour."
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"Hey, Brian, can you believe"
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"I found this blazer on the side of the highway?"
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"Hey, guys. Thanks for coming."
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"Fingers crossed."
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"TOM: This is unacceptable!"
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"Sorry, guys, I got to go."
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"They didn't put masking tape over a seat for Tom Tucker"
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"TOM: Do you know who I am?!"
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"I'm Tom Tucker, damn it!"
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