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Clips from Family Guy - German Guy (S09E09)

"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"His little habit of, uh, personal amusement"
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"Well, you sure got a pretty morning for it."
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"Okay, Chris, this is the gentle art of philately,"
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"it's worth 12."
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"Now this is a loaded handgun."
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"Couldn't we just stop philateling?"
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"Too late."
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"All right, Chris, this is one of the oldest hobbies"
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"Wow!"
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"Welcome."
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"I'm so glad you like it, Chris."
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"Grr, I'm a werewolf,"
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"The end."
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"Oh, no!"
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"but there's a..."
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"for a bombing raid over southern Germany,"
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"At first we thought we were in the clear"
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"by the scary shark face on the front of our plane."
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"Ah! A shark!"
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"there was one guard who decided everyone's fate."
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"I was spared death, but I was given hard labor."
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"He made me sort the camp recyclables."
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"But some of those bottles"
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"I don't know, Franz seems like such a nice old man."
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"Chris, wait. Where you going?"
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"Clean your pool with my shirt off,"
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"Chris, you have to choose."
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"Both of you are under arrest for prostitution."
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"Dad? Excuse me, Chris,"
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"to my son with all the puppets and whatnot,"
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"Uh-huh."
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"So now you know the truth."
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"All right, let's try and figure a way outta here."
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"Oh, my God, maybe we can get outside."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You were right, Mr. Herbert."
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"I'm here for the boy."
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"Who are you?"
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"But, frankly, I don't give a damn."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"Would you mind calling my nurse?"
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"No, I'm fine, thank you."
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"Okay, you guys have fun."
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"♪ ♪"
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"If only I had listened to you,"
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"Dad, Mr. Herbert called me "Thunder Thighs.""
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy 9x12 ♪ German Guy Original Air Date on February 20, 2011"
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"Everyone, we need to discuss our problem with Chris."
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"is getting way out of hand."
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"I mean, look at this."
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"What's that, some kind of board?"
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"It's Chris' blanket."
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"We got to do something about this."
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"I'm pretty sure our washing machine is pregnant."
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"I don't even know how that's scientifically possible."
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"Uh, life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..."
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"finds a way."
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"You know, maybe you guys should help find Chris a hobby."
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"Wait a minute, Brian, that's a great idea."
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"Chris needs a hobby."
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"Hey, Chris, get in here."
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"Yeah, Dad?"
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"We are gonna find you a hobby."
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"What do you think of that? Okay."
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"There you go, that's the spirit."
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"Yuck."
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"Hey, Christopher. What you up to?"
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"Hi, Mr. Herbert."
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"My dad's helping me find a hobby."
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"Chris, don't waste our time with the elderly."
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"They're dying."
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"Please, God, let me just sniff his hat."
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"Let me just sniff his hat, that's all I want."
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"Now I want more."
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"otherwise known as stamp collecting."
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"Here's a pile of stamps,"
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"carefully culled from swap meets and garage sales."
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"And look at this."
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"It's a Bolivian airplane."
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"Now, it says it's worth eight cents, but really..."
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"See that? Already ahead."
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"Came right out of the blocks with a winner here, Chris."
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"Now, we'll just paste this very carefully into the book."
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"And that's where it belongs."
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"And what we're gonna do now is kill ourselves"
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"because this is horrible."
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"in existence: drinking."
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"Hey, hey, good times just walked in."
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"Oh, hey, he can't be in here. He's not 21."
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"All right, just hang out here for a little bit, huh?"
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"All right, see you later, gang."
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"Chris, what are you doing here?"
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"You're supposed to be at camp."
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"I could have gone pro if it wasn't for my bum knee."
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"That is so cool. What is it?"
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"MAN It's a puppet."
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"I am Franz Gutentag, and this is my puppet shop."
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"Puppets."
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"And I thought I'd seen everything."
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"My name is Chris."
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"Well, Chris, puppetry is a wonderful art form."
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"You can create an entire world right before your eyes"
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"and watch it come to life."
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"Wow."
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"What's that one over there?"
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"Ah. That is a work in progress."
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"It is waiting to become anything we wish it to be."
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"My name is Chris,"
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"and I like candy and jumping and colorful birds."
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"Wow! What else do I like?"
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"You like the pop singing of today."
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"♪ Two, three, ich berleg' bei mir ♪"
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"♪ Die special places sind ihr wohlbekannt ♪"
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