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Clips from Family Guy - Friends of Peter G. (S09E09)

"I-I don't... I don't think he's..."
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"that he's listening to you. Let's get him."
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"Dear Liesl, I'd like to be able to tell you"
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"how I feel about you."
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"Leeza, get a... get away from him. He's a "Nazzi.""
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"I-I know Jews is bad, but thems is worse."
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"Sit down! Move."
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"I don't think... I don't think you heard me, buddy."
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"Step away from the young lady."
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"All right, Ian Ziering, you asked for it."
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"Oh, my God. I think I'm in Narnia."
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"Where am I?"
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"Hey, those guys are backwards now."
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"We got a report of a disturban..."
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"Joe, thank God. There's a situation here."
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"I don't give a crap. We got bigger problems!"
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"Mr. Griffin and Mr. Griffin,"
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"and destruction of private property."
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"And all of this while under the influence of alcohol."
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"Your Honor, if you'll just let us explain..."
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"I've heard all the testimony I'm prepared to hear."
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"This court sentences you both"
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"to 30 days of Alcoholics Anonymous."
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"Well, Your Honor, in that case,"
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"I'll have to call my surprise witness, Mr. Sockerby."
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"Mr. Sockerby, before we begin,"
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"have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
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"Yes, but that bitch had it coming."
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"Ah, okay. Uh, Your Honor, I'm..."
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"I'm afraid I have to withdraw this witness,"
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"and I am going to those things you said I have to go to."
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"is making us go to a month of AA."
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"You know, if you ask me, this is going to be"
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"a good thing for both of you."
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"There's a lesson you need to learn."
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"What are you talking about? What lesson?"
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"I don't need to go to AA."
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"I'm not saying she's a gold digger,"
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"but she's not messing with..."
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"Who isn't she messing with?"
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"Hey, y'all."
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"Okay, we got us a few new friends here joining us tonight."
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"So let's all say us a big hello to Peter and Brian."
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"Hello, Peter and Brian. Hi there."
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"All right, who'd like to kick us off?"
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"I will."
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"Um, my name is Greg, and, uh, I'm an alcoholic."
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"One fateful night, I, uh, got behind the wheel"
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"of my brand-new sports car, blind-drunk."
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"I was responsible for the death"
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"of an innocent eight-year-old girl."
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"What kind? What?"
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"What kind of car?"
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"You said you had a sports car."
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"That's cool, but what kind?"
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"It was a Miata."
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"Oh, come on. That's not a sports car."
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"How... how does that even kill a kid?"
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"What, did you hit her over the head with it?"
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"That's a legitimate sports car. No. Next."
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"My name is Jenny, and I'm an alcoholic."
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"Geez, anybody here in any other line of work?"
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"Ha."
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"Hi, Jenny."
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"Before I found AA, my ex-boyfriend and I"
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"used to get drunk and party all night."
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"I missed work half the time."
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"One morning, I woke up naked with three Persians"
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"high-fiving each other on the way out of my bedroom."
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"But now that I've joined the program,"
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"I'm a whole different person."
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"And my two new cats, Clean and Sober,"
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"just think I'm tops."
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"That's wonderful, Jenny."
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"All right. Peter, do you have a story that you'd like to share?"
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"Oh, yeah, I got one."
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"And you know that water slide in South Attleboro?"
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"Peter, it sounds to me like alcohol"
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"is a very destructive influence in your life."
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"You need to relinquish your dependence"
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"and give yourself over to a higher power."
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"You have a different view, Brian?"
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"Oh, I-I don't know. Are we..."
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"are we allowed to have a different view?"
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"Brian, AA is the only way out for these people."
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"Millions are saved every year by the program."
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"Hey, people got along just fine"
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"for thousands of years without religion."
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"I like you and have no reason not to."
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"I like you and have no reason not to."
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"Hey, did you hear about that magic baby"
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"that was born in Bethlehem?"
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"Oh, there you boys are."
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"How was your meeting?"
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"29 more and we're done-- that's how it was."
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"That doesn't sound like the right attitude."
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"Lois, you weren't there. It was awful."
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"Just a bunch of losers telling boring stories."
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""My drinking ruined my marriage.""
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""My drinking ruined my family.""
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"My drinking ruined my TV show, 24.""
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"I see you got your own thing going on this week,"
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"but there's a new teacher at preschool"
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"who deactivates the camera and then hits us."
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"Brian, AA's been around for years."
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"It's helped a lot of people get over their addiction."
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"No, it hasn't."
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"They've just traded one addiction for another."
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"Their life goes from being all about drinking"
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"to being all about AA."
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"The only difference is,"
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"when it's all about drinking, they're more fun."
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"Well, like it or not,"
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"you got to stick it out for 30 days."
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"You know what sucks, Brian?"
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"We don't got a problem with our drinking."
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"It's everybody else who's got a problem with our drinking."
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"Wait a minute. Peter, that's it."
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"The issue isn't that these people are alcoholics."
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"They just have nowhere to drink without being judged."
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