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Clips from Family Guy - Friends of Peter G. (S09E09)

"She slams us into the monkey bars,"
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"but none of us have the language skills to call her on it."
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"And then this one time, I was so drunk,"
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"I gave someone a back adjustment."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Anyone in the house addicted to alcohol?"
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"Hi. Hello, Peter."
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"I can't hear you."
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"Look, j-just hear me out."
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"I sat here and listened to you bums the other day,"
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"and I got to tell you, I have never seen a duller bunch"
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"of pathetic bastards in my life."
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"I don't know who you were when you were drinking,"
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"but it sure as hell's got to be better"
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"than who you are when you're sober."
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"Yeah, you all stopped drinking"
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"because you were hurting your loved ones."
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"But you can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk."
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"Let's make this our sanctuary."
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"I wants me that beer."
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"MAN Attention, patrol cars,"
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"we've got a noise complaint at the Quahog Community Center."
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"Is anyone in the area?"
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"Wait a minute. That's where Peter's AA meeting is."
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"So I clicked on it, and the..."
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"the girl's got a bigger wang than I got."
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"No way."
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"No way, right?"
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"So I did... so I just put my thumb over it,"
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"and then... and that got me through the rest of..."
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"of the... of the session."
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"Oh, no. There's a policeman coming."
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"All right, everybody, you know what to do."
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"All right, what the hell's going on in here?"
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"We got a noise complaint. Joe, shh. Peter's about to start."
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"We are gathered here again tonight, fellow AA members,"
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"to talk about the greatest temptation"
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"the Devil ever created--"
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"alcohol."
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"♪ Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Mr. B-double-O-Z-E ♪"
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"♪ That sure spells booze ♪"
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"♪ If you mess with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ If you've been so stiff they thought you died ♪"
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"♪ Testify ♪ I want to testify. I want to testify."
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"Well, then, cleanse yourself, my son. Cleanse yourself."
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"One time, I took a "liberry" book out,"
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"and I fells asleep reading it, and I left it under the bed."
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"I forgot about it for three and a half years."
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"I was going to take it back on Amnesty Day,"
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"but on Amnesty Day, I had a sip of rosé wine,"
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"and I never made it out of the house."
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"♪ Who's to blame? ♪ ♪ Who's to blame? ♪"
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"♪ Mr. B-double-O-Z-E, don't ever choose ♪"
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"♪ Any game you play with him you lose ♪"
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"I used to be a soda pop guy."
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"Now I don't leave my couch,"
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"You name a movie, I've seen it."
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"Meet Dave. Seen it."
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"The Eiger Sanction. Seen it."
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"♪ That's a shame ♪ ♪ What a shame ♪"
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"♪ Who's to blame? ♪ ♪ For Corey Haim? ♪"
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"♪ If you mess with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ If you've been so stiff they thought you died ♪"
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"♪ Testify, testify ♪"
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"This man wants to testify."
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"Very well, my brother."
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"in long, eloquent sentences,"
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"he can only speak in short, choppy utterances."
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"Why, at one time, if you asked him"
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"who his favorite musicians were,"
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"he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach"
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"But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed."
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"Cher!"
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"He doesn't even like Cher."
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"♪ Now, alcohol makes a big man small ♪"
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"♪ And can lead to a life of crime ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪"
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"♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Bootleg gin puts you in a spin ♪"
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"♪ Till you don't even know your name ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪"
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"♪ You're a basket case flat on your face ♪"
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"♪ And there's only one guy to blame ♪"
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"♪ Mr. B-double-O-Z-E ♪"
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"♪ Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Mr. B-double-O-Z-E, don't ever choose ♪"
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"♪ Don't mess with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Don't mess with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Don't mess with B-double-O-Z-E ♪"
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"♪ And you gotta lose with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Don't mess around with Mr. Booze ♪"
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"♪ Don't you mess with Mr. Booze, don't mess with Mr. ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Mr. Booze ♪"
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"Wow, you guys. I'm impressed"
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"that you're taking your sentence so seriously."
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"And I know that the court will be happy to hear this, too."
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"Now, if you'll just keep it down"
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"so I don't get any more complaints."
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"Sure. No problem, Joe."
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"Thanks for stopping by."
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"Nah. I think I'm... I'm just going to go home."
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"All right. You okay to drive?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'll be fine."
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"I-I'll crank the heat, roll up the windows"
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"and blast the Lullaby Channel. I'll be fine."
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"All right, you, too. Get out of here."
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"Hey! Like your jeans."
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"Thanks. What... hey, what size are you?"
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"Yeah, I don't think we're the same size."
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"Yeah, we'll figure it out tomorrow."
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"Come on, Brian. You ready to go home?"
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"Uh, no, Peter."
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"I'm going to... I'm going to... going to meet Jenny's cats."
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"What are you talking about? You hate cats."
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"Geez. All right. Okay. All right."
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"You don't have to get all c-c-cat..."
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"Hey, hey, cat dog, right?"
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"You're a cat dog."
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