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Clips from South Park - Volcano (S01E01)

"Good. Yeah, listen, the little needle's moving."
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"Let me check."
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"Yeah, it's smoking."
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"Oh, really?"
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"You guys, this works pretty good right now."
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"Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving Salisbury steak in our public schools."
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"We are aware of your concerns, Chef, but..."
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"I know that. How dare you insult my intellect!"
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"I went to Princeton! You get out of my office!"
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"- My God! - Mayor, some of the school children..."
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"...are up camping on that mountain now!"
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"This is big! Johnson! Johnson, are you there?"
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"I want you to call Inside Edition, Rescue 91 1 and Entertainment Tonight."
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"We spent hours looking for that arm, but it was never found."
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"Ned, hand me that gin."
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"- Cartman's pee. - You would taste my pee!"
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"What's wrong with you? Can't you have a little alcohol?"
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"Christ, look at that little bastard go!"
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"You see that, Stan? Now, that is a dirty little bastard."
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"- Shut up. You can't scare anybody. - Oh, yeah?"
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"...and kills anybody who climbs to the top."
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"- Why? - Because it loves the taste of blood..."
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"He lives alone on this mountain and weaves baskets and other crafts."
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"They say that on quiet nights, you can hear him weaving his baskets."
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"- What is that? - Maybe it's Skuzzlebutt coming for us."
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"Let's see how they like it when they see Skuzzlebutt!"
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"What a beautiful morning for fishing. There's a fish!"
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"Got it."
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"Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing!"
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"- Who? The fat kid? - Yeah."
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"That's about the limit for our fishing permit."
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"Oh, man, it smells like dead fish here."
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"I'm making you my honorary nephew."
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"Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!"
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"...are camping on that mountain and... I'm sorry, can I start over?"
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"All we know right now..."
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"There's not many animals out today, Jimbo."
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"Wait, there's a ram!"
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"Nice shooting, Kenny!"
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"Holy crap!"
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"- Come on, let's move! Move! - Wait, wait!"
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"People, form groups and search the mountain."
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"- Mayor, I might have an idea. - What?"
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"Then it would bypass South Park completely."
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"Okay, people, change of plans. Half of you, grab shovels."
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"Look, up there!"
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"I can't tell. Kill it!"
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"I gotta get out of this stupid costume!"
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"People, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain..."
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"...the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great."
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"Natural disasters can be the cause..."
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"...of troubling and undesirable stress. A volcano is no exception."
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"Suddenly, daughter hears a noise. It's a volcano."
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"That's right, Jane. Duck and cover."
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"So, what will you do when you hear a volcano erupting?"
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"I'll bag Skuzzlebutt, then we'll see who's a little bastard."
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"Kill it. Kill it!"
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"- Goddamn it, don't shoot me! - What the sam hill?"
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"What is this trench doing here?! We can't get across!"
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"Help!"
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"Jiminy! It's the real Skuzzlebutt!"
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"- What? Skuzzlebutt's real? - Oh, my God, look at his leg!"
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"Oh, no, out of ammo!"
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"This isn't happening. Everyone look away. Nothing to see here."
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"Well, boys, I'm sorry I got you all killed."
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"He built a wicker basket!"
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"- Skuzzlebutt saved the day! - And my calculations worked."
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"The lava's following the trench into the canyon."
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"South Park is saved!"
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"Hey, look, Kenny's okay!"
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"No! Why, God, why?!"
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"Some things you kill, some things you don't, see?"
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"- No. - Only now in this late hour..."
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"...do I see the folly of guns. I'll never use a gun again."
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"I wanted you to be proud of me, like Kenny."
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"Use lots of bug spray..."
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"...and if you have to poo-poo, don't wipe with poison ivy."
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"It can get scary up in those woods..."
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"Don't shoot anything human."
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"We'll be drinking plenty on this trip."
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"Here we are."
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"Did you see that? I was imperiled by that ferocious charging buck."
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"Rabbit! Rabbit, 5:00."
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"I can't."
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"Yeah, Frank? It's Randy."
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"It hurts, it hurts!"
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"- The geologist is here to see you. - My geologist? Now?"
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"No, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth."
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"- You are fired, buddy! - It's been great working for you."
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"You'd better get my stylist too. Don't worry, things are under control."
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"I'm a dirty little bastard too."
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"- You suck at telling scary stories! - Give me that flashlight."
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"- Stan. Stan, wake up! - What, dude?"
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"...is some of our children are camping on that mountain."
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"Okay, people, let's go get those kids!"
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"- Here, you need a bigger gun. - Look!"
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"I am Skuzzlebutt, lord of the mountains!"
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"Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!"
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"- What is it? - Skuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying."
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"This calls for some HJ-1 4."
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"What are we waiting for?"
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"Ned, prepare some HK-1 2 and some Plasticine."
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"It can breathe better higher up."
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"- Kenny, you take the front. - No, I can do it."
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"Thank you, and goodbye."
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"That's enough!"
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"So much for the cover of Guns & Ammo."
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"But I think we've learned some important lessons. I think..."
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!"
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"Oh, no, look!"
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"What do you have to say about this outcome?"
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"Well, we owe everything to this friendly yet misunderstood creature."
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"Oh, how sweet!"
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"- You understand? - I don't understand hunting."
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"I'll blow your frigging head off!"
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"Mayor, we've got a very big problem. Mt. Evanson is about to erupt."
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"You fired Johnson. I'm his replacement, Ted."
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"I've never seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny."
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"Yeah, it's almost like something funny's going on."
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"If we can dig a large trench, we can divert the lava into a canyon."
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