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Clips from South Park - Volcano (S01E01)

"- Look, the volcano! - Quick! Duck and cover!"
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"That lava's coming right for us!"
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"That was easy."
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"Ned, we gotta cut it short. Fire out the 1 2-20!"
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"Okay, Mom."
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"I brought my war buddy, Ned, to keep things safe."
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"...there's nothing but Patrick Duffy."
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"But all must take every precaution."
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"People of South Park are humble and friendly."
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"Come on, kill it!"
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"Duck and cover."
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"That's disgusting!"
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"- What do you mean? - See..."
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"- Damn, I think I missed. - What is wrong with you people?!"
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"What the heck is this?"
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"It's going back and forth really fast. What's that mean?"
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"Really?"
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"Is it on? Okay."
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"- Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer. - What?!"
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"Chocolate milk!"
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"Wow, that'd be cool!"
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"Looks like about a.46-gauge, Ned."
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"Let's move! Move!"
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"Goddamn it, I just got that van! How are we supposed to get home?"
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"- You weren't in Vietnam! - Were you stationed in Da Nang?"
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"What does this mean to the town?"
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"Right now, South Park is here."
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"On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has..."
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"- It's coming right for us! - It's coming right for us."
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"Screw you guys! Go to hell!"
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"Kenny? But this is supposed to be my camping trip."
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"- My weenies won't cook. - This wood won't burn."
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"They don't think Skuzzlebutt's scary?"
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"But now, hot lava will engulf them..."
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"Okay, any questions?"
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"Democrats piss me off!"
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"Deformed how?"
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"He couldn't have gone far, unless something drug him off."
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"We can make a mint killing this thing."
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"It will be nice to get out of the city for a while, away from civilization."
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"- You piece of crap, I'll kill you! - That's the spirit!"
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"Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer and some smokes."
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"Sweet. This is like the gun I used in Nam."
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"Ted, we've got a major crisis here."
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"- Have you guys heard of Skuzzlebutt? - What butt?"
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"Skuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain..."
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"I'll scare them tomorrow."
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"What are you doing to prepare for this catastrophe?"
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"You can edit this, right? Ready? Three, two, one."
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"All we know right now is that some of our children..."
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"- That would be good, right? - I'm pretty sure."
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"Here, we see the Stevens on a picnic."
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"What should you do if a volcano erupts near you or your family?"
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"Seriously, you guys!"
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"- What is that thing? - That's Skuzzlebutt!"
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"He has Patrick Duffy for a leg and weaves baskets."
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"The infection's fine. I don't need a checkup."
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"- Holy crap! - The mountain, it's blown its top!"
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"Oh, my God! A volcano!"
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