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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Intimacy Acceleration (S08E08)

"is my father's son. Who am I looking at?""
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"Could be somewhere else!"
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"That's it?"
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"Remember that before you post on Yelp!"
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"So, why did you finally tell me?"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"It's okay, she's here!"
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"I'm sorry I didn't"
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"take you to the airport. I just want you to know"
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"All that's left to do is"
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"Okay. Wait, hang on!"
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"Bladder check."
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"You ready?"
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"Sorry."
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"I know you have trouble with eye contact."
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"in your right iris that looks"
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"Plus, it's easier around people that I'm comfortable with."
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"And sometimes, a mother."
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"I met you and Leonard."
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"You joined us for Indian food."
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"I... can't remember a time"
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"you guys weren't in my life."
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"I remember it perfectly."
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"That's it."
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"Uh, now let's tabulate"
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"And I, you."
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"Gary Con-- do we fly or drive?"
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"Do we wear costumes?"
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"It's been a very interesting evening."
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"Surprise! Aah!"
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"That doesn't sound right."
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"Uh, the participants ask each other a series"
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"was when you thought you had conjunctivitis."
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"Raj, would you ever try an experiment like that with Emily?"
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"Right? Oh, careful."
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"You're poking at the whole foundation of The Bachelor."
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"And..."
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"Forget it! Oh!"
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"But I want to manipulate the emotions of two captive"
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"just do the test?"
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"Yes."
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"Please, can I do it with him? Please?!"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"It's the only convention celebrating"
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"the co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons."
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"about Penny and Sheldon doing this thing."
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"Why? Well,"
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"Oh... then I choose a janitor."
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"Let's do something else."
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"Ooh, uh, Emily gets off work soon."
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"Why don't the four of us go out?"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"No, I-I'm just saying that sometimes"
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"The first... well, first, I meant first."
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"The world's greatest mom is in the shoe compartment!"
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"You ready to begin?"
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"I assume you don't want wine."
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"What heavy machinery?"
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"Well, as a Texas gentleman,"
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"might make you fall in love with me before the test even begins."
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"Perhaps we should flip a coin."
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"Living or dead?"
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"Ah, that's just as well."
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"look at toes during dinner."
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"I just don't see how I could disappoint."
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"Robert Downey, Jr. You..."
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"we can meet you two for dessert."
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"Well, we're the ones tagging along, you pick."
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"So, kind of like what's happening with Penny right now."
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"You didn't mention Leonard."
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"Yeah, well, he brought a book, okay?"
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"and whisks me millions of years"
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"into the future where my towering intellect"
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"is used to save the last remnants of mankind"
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"Who do you think made the French toast with butter and syrup?"
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"of the late Dr. David Saltzberg."
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"Are you being polite or scared?"
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"Okay, let's hope one of the clues"
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"So, where is it?"
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"Is that what you're telling me?"
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"of my mother to the planet Earth!"
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"That could get you to Sacramento."
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""If you could wake up tomorrow"
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"but turning water into wine sounds pretty good."
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"Come on, I'm just having some fun with you."
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"Ha! Keep dreaming."
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"That was me having fun with you."
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"Yes, that's how you say it."
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"But only 'cause it's usually the one thing."
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"the ability to make that stuff easier for you."
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"How's it going with the globe?"
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"What?"
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"I-I was too busy."
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"And..."
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"I was too busy."
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"Oh, okay."
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"I just read about an experiment designed"
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"to see if you could make two people fall"
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"in love in a matter of hours."
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"My research has shown that it takes three to five years"
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"of shameless begging."
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"I saw that article you're talking about."
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"of questions designed to promote intimacy."
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"And then they finish it off by staring"
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"into each other's eyes for four minutes."
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"Oh, that's nonsense."
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"And the last time I looked into your eyes"
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"Other than the fact that I had it,"
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"that was a magical night."
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"What? I don't need science to win her heart."
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"we don't have to debate this."
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"We're scientists."
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"We can conduct our own research."
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"Yeah, I propose that we imprison"
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"two street people. No."
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"You didn't even let me finish."
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"human beings, suddenly I'm the monster."
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"In the interest of science, I'd be willing to."
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"What? You're okay with an experiment where you have"
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